itt: talk about your filthiest sexual experience

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

guys if we are going to have a thread like this, you have to go all out. tell the fuckin story, don't give us a blurb

rbg know what's up

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

What's filthiest? Like hottest? Or grossest? Both at once?

i guess i meant the hottest, most steaming sex stories

[ilikeplanets]

For the record none of my friends do heroin, just me and occasionally my husband. So it's just some potheads knocking boots with one junkie. Waaaay more betters

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

For the record none of my friends do heroin, just me and occasionally my husband. So it's just some potheads knocking boots with one junkie. Waaaay more betters

lol great review of your husband

[ilikeplanets]

I kinda wonder what a legit opium den vibe would be like though. Probably sexy

[teh b0lly!!1]

i'll probably never be in a sexual with more than a single person at a time

and currently i don't even see that ever happening

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by crabshack

lol great review of your husband

Doesn't bother me, he does what makes me happy

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by crabshack

I remember you used to tout about how superior those experiences were

you're wrong. I never said anything like that but it doesn't surprise me because generally I would get attacked, I would defend myself, and then get rebuked by scotty and trots scrambling to stick those exact words into my mouth.

I think monogamy is not for everyone and a lot of people would benefit from considering relationship models not laid out as the objective correct way to do things in the Bible. I think it's for every couple to make those kinds of choices and there is no right or wrong way to have a relationship. Obviously?

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

I kinda wonder what a legit opium den vibe would be like though. Probably sexy

Probably but more depressing, controlling, and capitalistic than you could ever imagine.

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

you're wrong. I never said anything like that but it doesn't surprise me because generally I would get attacked, I would defend myself, and then get rebuked by scotty and trots scrambling to stick those exact words into my mouth.

I think monogamy is not for everyone and a lot of people would benefit from considering relationship models not laid out as the objective correct way to do things in the Bible. I think it's for every couple to make those kinds of choices and there is no right or wrong way to have a relationship. Obviously?

So - let me get this straight - you've had one brief open relationship once once in your life and you're a die-hard flag-waver now? I remember reading you're going through a "dry spell" at the moment. So what happened? She closed that door and you're just back to being you?

[ilikeplanets]

As for me I have to be in an open relationship because I want to have sex with men and women forever, I would miss either too much to never do it again!

[Run To Me]

Less bullshit

More sex stories

[teh b0lly!!1]

it seems like it's ever so easy to get laid in america

[ilikeplanets]

I've never had problems but isn't it easy for females everywhere?

[teh b0lly!!1]

i find American females are usually more willing to 'go with the flow', as the youngsters say

[teh b0lly!!1]

porn culture and all

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

it seems like it's ever so easy to get laid in america

I found it exceedingly easy during my drinking times. Then again, I was not always happy in the morning

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by crabshack

So - let me get this straight - you've had one brief open relationship once once in your life and you're a die-hard flag-waver now? I remember reading you're going through a "dry spell" at the moment. So what happened? She closed that door and you're just back to being you?

I'm not sure why you are being a fucking asshole man, I didn't do anything to you.

Yeah, I had one "brief" three year open relationship plus a year of exclusivity at the beginning. Die hard flag waver? Wtf are you talking about? Did you even read what I said? And like I already implied when I said I was in a relationship that lasted 4 years, I'm not with that woman anymore. And to preempt what is literally always the next insult, no, our separation had nothing to do with being non-exclusive.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

And then the next day I woke up with a huge cut on my forehead, and I was really worried that there'd been an altercation. So I went and found his house but he was ok and had no idea how I hit my head. Probably I fell on the way walking home

Hate that kinda shit, it's that kinda experience that has made me cut back on my boozing. I like having total recollection of what's happened.

[ilikeplanets]

Another cool one was three guys all to me for the evening...and the first time another chick used a strap-
on on me !!!

[teh b0lly!!1]

is anybody going to post a fucking sex story up in this bitch or what

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i find American females are usually more willing to 'go with the flow', as the youngsters say

Yeah maybe, I've only hooked up with Americans of both sexes though. But the foreign guys I talk to are the freakiest!

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

is anybody going to post a fucking sex story up in this bitch or what

Not enough for you? Really?? The first threesome was with me and two guys back in high school in my friends backyard. We were rolling on e and man I liked both of them so much so I was elated. One guy on each side is a great feeling.

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Not enough for you? Really?? The first threesome was with me and two guys back in high school in my friends backyard. We were rolling on e and man I liked both of them so much so I was elated. One guy on each side is a great feeling.

I never did three ways but did manage to do it with two different ladies on the same night. That was pretty filthy. And it was drinking times: apparently during the second round I passed out in the act. She said my eyes rolled up in my head, even!

Good old alcohololol

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Not enough for you? Really?? The first threesome was with me and two guys back in high school in my friends backyard. We were rolling on e and man I liked both of them so much so I was elated. One guy on each side is a great feeling.

Is it better when there's more girl vs boy ratio or the other way around in the 3way/orgy context? It would seem less fun for a lady to have too many dicks around asking for lovin, but I dunno really

Man we're burning up this thread, you're welcome everyone

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

is anybody going to post a fucking sex story up in this bitch or what

ok fine this is how it's fuckin done:

I went to a house party with my friend/hookup buddy/kind of secondary girlfriend (we'll call her Lara) about 3 years ago when I was in said other relationship, but that girl doesn't have anything to do with this story. So Lara and I went to this party, and we took the train in so pretty soon we had imbibed a staggering amount of alcohol and got separated.

Soon a woman I kind of knew from school (she was housemates with a friend) named "Tessa" accosted me in the hall. She had come straight from work (she worked on a farm), had been there only ten minutes, and was already really drunk. So we're drunkenly rambling at each other and she immediately started asking me about my long-term girlfriend and telling me about how she just broke up with her boy, while very un-surreptitiously positioning herself closer and closer to me. Tessa is really attractive and I kind of had a crush on her in school, so I figure what the hell and "casually" drop that my girlfriend and I have been non-exclusive for a year. I can't remember exactly what transpired next but basically she took me by the hand and led me to an empty bedroom "to talk where it's quieter." So we lie down on a mattress on the floor next to each other, and I'm kind of leaning over her a bit as we talk and giggle stupidly, doing that perfunctory 'we're about to start kissing' thing. I can't imagine what clicked in her head that made her want to hook up with me so badly, but she kept telling me about how she had always wondered what it would be like to have sex with me or 28if, and that I reminded her so much of her ex ex boyfriend from a long time ago (I know super weird). Anyway I leaned in to plant one on her beautiful mouth and she says, "Lara is so attractive. I bet she's a good kisser. I wish we could make out with her too, tee hee"

Lara and I were slightly infamous back then for going hard whenever there was revelry or carousing involved... she was kind of my partner in crime. Crazy things could happen when we were out being rambunctious that couldn't happen with any of my other friends. Anyway, I just knew that she would be into this idea, so I went and found her, told her Tessa wants to make out with us, and Lara got this big stupid grin on her face. So yeah cut to a few minutes later, all three of us are back in the bedroom undressing each other. Actually, I somehow got locked outside the bedroom first with the two girls inside so I stood there all dejected but I guess they remembered me at a certain point because the door opened and they pulled me in.

As I took off Tessa's clothes, I noted that she was still covered in dirt from her farm job, and she smelled strongly like sweat and dirt. makes literally no difference, she's beautiful and naked. it was basically just a tangle of bodies at first, groping and kissing each other. I went down on Tessa while she made out with Lara, then Tessa went down on Lara while I watched, then Tessa went down on me while I made out and groped with Lara. Sometimes when there is alcohol involved sexual things don't work right, but thank god everything operated correctly. The whole time I just couldn't believe what was going on. It was honestly one of the most exciting things that has happened to me. When I came I thought I was going to black out it felt so good.

Anyway then it was over, I'm sure everyone else at the party knew what had happened behind that door when we came out smiling all stupidly and drunk out our minds, but honestly yolo no fucks given. One day we'll all be dead and not everyone can say they hooked up with two beautiful blondes with double D cups at once. When Lara and I got back to my place she expressed to me that she was not satisfied with Tessa's performance, so then we had sex.

Then I was in the doghouse for a few weeks with my actual girlfriend because I had a threesome without her


now someone else

[hnibos]

I had sex in high grass once. I rimmed and fucked a guy outside his parents house. And this other time a guy vomited from drinking and smoking a lot while I was fucking him. That's all I got.

[toase]

I"m not gonna teb, so, fire stairs from a shopping mall, it was a complete stranger (hottest guy on my list), there was an old voyeur guy watching us and making sure no one would get us in the act, never knew his name. other time on a travel bus, I believe the other passengers were all sleeping because no one seemed to bother. and the regular party turns to orgy, college students running naked on the dorms hallway.

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I noted that she was still covered in dirt from her farm job

filthy!

[teh b0lly!!1]

i had once done a LOT of drinking with my friends (some of whom are professional cyclists)

then one thing led to another and, well, explosive diarrhea
the end.