itt: talk about your filthiest sexual experience

[teh b0lly!!1]

the board's dead as fucking fried chicken, man.
let's lively up this place shall we?

[MyOneAndOnly]

Diahreah in the middle of MM anal

[MyOneAndOnly]

Explosive

[MyOneAndOnly]

It's a risk worth taking, though

[teh b0lly!!1]

*clears throat*
that's not quite what i had in mind, scotty.

[FlamingGlobes]

Just a little mutual ass-play with my ex-wife.

I honestly thought tonguing her bung would save my marriage

[toase]

mutual? that's interesting

[MyOneAndOnly]

threesome with sisters and they pleasured each other like in a porno where the actors pretend to be sisters

[yo soy el mejor]

sexy thread

[crabshack]

i like filth too

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...41#post4249741

[Run To Me]

What's filthiest? Like hottest? Or grossest? Both at once?

Strangest for me (and probably most interesting for purposes of this thread) was my sole experiment with gay lovin. I was in a gay part of town, drunk, and alone. This giddy lil dude that looked like Prince started showing me pics of hot chicks on his phone so I agreed to accompany him to his house on the other side of the neighborhood, where said chicks were to join us.

Said chicks did not, though...

[ilikeplanets]

5 member orgy on the kitchen floor of a friend's on new years this year. Damn amazing time

[ilikeplanets]

Three chicks and two dudes. Lots of booze and drugs.

[ilikeplanets]

I've been getting a lot here lately....let's go 2016!!

[Run To Me]

Awesome so how do orgies start? I've always been curious

[yo soy el mejor]

a bunch of heroin junkies knockin' boots

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

on the kitchen floor of a friend's on new years this year.

Downtown of the town I live in :bananadance:

[ilikeplanets]

This started with me and my friend kissing lol

[ilikeplanets]

I don't like pre-planned sex as much so it just kinda of happens. My crowd and I aren't inhibited and all like bisexual sex so sometimes when we get drunk we fuck

[crabshack]

Wasn't redbreegull a proponent of open relationships?

[ilikeplanets]

Yeah, they can be pretty fulfilling. I've been in mine almost three years

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Yeah, they can be pretty fulfilling. I've been in mine almost three years

Kickass. I tried one once. It probably would have worked better if the open part had benefited me but it was more like she would see her Tru Love (who couldn't stand her) for a bang or 2 then hang with me when he wouldn't see her. And I was meanwhile paralyzed with a hardcore weed habit and glued to my apartment so def wasn't gettin any action of my own.

Finally I got...jealous, I guess, and had to call it off

[ilikeplanets]

Somehow I don't equate sex and love so that has helped me curb any jealousy. Love is so much more.....and sex isn't sacred. I'm odd about my views and I know this, though.

[redbreegull]

guys if we are going to have a thread like this, you have to go all out. tell the fuckin story, don't give us a blurb

Originally Posted by crabshack

Wasn't redbreegull a proponent of open relationships?

I was in a serious relationship with a woman for 4 years, the latter 3 of which we were open and that was by far the best, most fulfilling relationship I've had. I wouldn't say that counts as an "experience" in of itself though.

[ilikeplanets]

And yeah run to me your experience doesn't sound like the makings for a healthy relationship, open on not. She was hung up on someone else!

[Run To Me]

The rest of my gay story isn't too hot cause I blacked out most of it on a butt ton of red wine and dirt weed. I remember some kissing, some dicks being out n such. And then the next day I woke up with a huge cut on my forehead, and I was really worried that there'd been an altercation. So I went and found his house but he was ok and had no idea how I hit my head. Probably I fell on the way walking home

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I was in a serious relationship with a woman for 4 years, the latter 3 of which we were open and that was by far the best, most fulfilling relationship I've had. I wouldn't say that counts as an "experience" in of itself though.

lmao you are such a tool

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

And yeah run to me your experience doesn't sound like the makings for a healthy relationship, open on not. She was hung up on someone else!

Yeah you're right

It's like she was always running to him instead of running

To me

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by crabshack

lmao you are such a tool

for having different life experiences than you?

[crabshack]

I remember you used to tout about how superior those experiences were