Augustus Juppiter - Page 11

FoolofaTook · 01-01-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by enthusaroo

That's when he started banging her.

just like jimmy page!

FoolofaTook · 01-01-2016, 10:23 AM

nothing like a secret underage virgin luver huh

FoolofaTook · 01-01-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Run To Me

This is really a great forum. I really can't understand why so many have chosen to abandon it recently. Where the fuck else can you find such depth of pumpkins related knowledge? More importantly, where else can we be real and support each other over how much it hurts to watch bill over the last decade or so?

Behold! I sense the departed spirit of Mayday stirring!

enthusaroo · 01-01-2016, 11:46 AM

B0lly & 'airplane mode' teen girlfriend sex vid drops this month. - SP

NovaFritz · 01-01-2016, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by enthusaroo

B0lly & 'airplane mode' teen girlfriend sex vid drops this month. - SP

Ram27 · 01-01-2016, 12:55 PM

fuck yeah

i hope billy keeps his vocals low in the mix

FoolofaTook · 01-01-2016, 02:41 PM

Indeed.

NarcisPrince · 01-01-2016, 06:59 PM

A'Journey (Is It Love?) Wee R. S.t.a.r.z.us Corgan

redbreegull · 01-02-2016, 03:13 AM

bawly crogan is a shrewd businessman. there would definitely be a prenup

enthusaroo · 01-02-2016, 03:21 AM

$1,000 says this turns out to be another Bill Cosby scenario.

FoolofaTook · 01-02-2016, 10:52 AM

racist

TheAeroplane · 01-04-2016, 02:54 AM

He named his son Augustus Juppiter ? Just when I thought that bald headed fuck couldn't disappoint me any more than he already did. What a pretentious cocksucker. Well, I guess he really wants his son to get bullied and mocked at school and have the other kids beat the shit out of his son.

enthusaroo · 01-04-2016, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by TheAeroplane

He named his son Augustus Juppiter ? Just when I thought that bald headed fuck couldn't disappoint me any more than he already did. What a pretentious cocksucker. Well, I guess he really wants his son to get bullied and mocked at school and have the other kids beat the shit out of his son.

We can only pray and hope.

vixnix · 01-04-2016, 07:00 AM

I dunno, Gussy J Crogan has a pretty badass ring to it.

Run To Me · 01-04-2016, 09:56 AM

Yeah Augustus really is super normal in fact. Few are gonna know his middle name unless he shares it.

It could have been a lot worse. The child could have been named "Pretty Pretty Star." Or "Mayonaise."

Or North West.

fuzzyroes · 01-04-2016, 10:41 AM

You're relieved that the name wasn't weirder than Augustus Jupiter

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-04-2016, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Run To Me

Yeah Augustus really is super normal in fact.

is it really?

FoolofaTook · 01-04-2016, 10:42 AM

Don't be silly!

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-04-2016, 11:05 AM

does anybody want to see my willie?

Run To Me · 01-04-2016, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

is it really?

You don't know anyone named Gus?

FoolofaTook · 01-04-2016, 11:49 AM

Does he go to school by bus?

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-04-2016, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Run To Me

You don't know anyone named Gus?

no.
but even if i did, that's not really the same. i don't think many guses have "augustus" on their passport.

redbreegull · 01-04-2016, 04:26 PM

Mickeyshambles if you rep me again so help me god

T&T · 01-04-2016, 05:31 PM

he's going to be called "Baby AJ" until he's at least 13yo.

vixnix · 01-04-2016, 05:41 PM

AJ is pretty cool. AJs are always the cool boys. Well. The one AJ at my school was the cool boy.

thomas_bland · 01-04-2016, 05:55 PM

AJofInnocence

Run To Me · 01-04-2016, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

no.
but even if i did, that's not really the same. i don't think many guses have "augustus" on their passport.

You're right. Probably, most likely, usually, it's mostly Angus, August, Augustine, Aengus, Argus, Fergus, Ghassan, Gustav, Gustave, or Gustavo.

Run To Me · 01-04-2016, 06:40 PM

Also plus I know 1 Gus

BurtSampson · 01-05-2016, 10:30 AM

do you think he'll hear Kill your Parents from Mashed Tatoes and be confused

FoolofaTook · 01-05-2016, 11:06 AM

nah cos then he'll hear for Martha and be all consoled and shit and then he'll listen to Mary Star of the Sea and transcend

01-01-2016, 10:23 AM	#302
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	nothing like a secret underage virgin luver huh

01-01-2016, 11:46 AM	#304
enthusaroo Apocalyptic Poster Location: ameriKKKa Posts: 1,791	B0lly & 'airplane mode' teen girlfriend sex vid drops this month. - SP

01-01-2016, 12:55 PM	#306
Ram27 who's jimmy Location: you know i pay a lot to cry to try to understand Posts: 8,298	fuck yeah i hope billy keeps his vocals low in the mix

01-01-2016, 02:41 PM	#307
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	Indeed.

01-01-2016, 06:59 PM	#308
NarcisPrince Pledge Posts: 181	A'Journey (Is It Love?) Wee R. S.t.a.r.z.us Corgan

01-02-2016, 03:13 AM	#309
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	bawly crogan is a shrewd businessman. there would definitely be a prenup

01-02-2016, 03:21 AM	#310
enthusaroo Apocalyptic Poster Location: ameriKKKa Posts: 1,791	$1,000 says this turns out to be another Bill Cosby scenario.

01-02-2016, 10:52 AM	#311
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	racist

01-04-2016, 02:54 AM	#312
TheAeroplane Demi-God Posts: 389	He named his son Augustus Juppiter ? Just when I thought that bald headed fuck couldn't disappoint me any more than he already did. What a pretentious cocksucker. Well, I guess he really wants his son to get bullied and mocked at school and have the other kids beat the shit out of his son.

01-04-2016, 07:00 AM	#314
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	I dunno, Gussy J Crogan has a pretty badass ring to it.

01-04-2016, 09:56 AM	#315
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	Yeah Augustus really is super normal in fact. Few are gonna know his middle name unless he shares it. It could have been a lot worse. The child could have been named "Pretty Pretty Star." Or "Mayonaise." Or North West.

01-04-2016, 10:41 AM	#316
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	You're relieved that the name wasn't weirder than Augustus Jupiter

01-04-2016, 10:42 AM	#318
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	Don't be silly!

01-04-2016, 11:05 AM	#319
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	does anybody want to see my willie?

01-04-2016, 11:49 AM	#321
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	Does he go to school by bus?

01-04-2016, 04:26 PM	#323
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	Mickeyshambles if you rep me again so help me god

01-04-2016, 05:31 PM	#324
T&T Socialphobic Location: montreal Posts: 10,141	he's going to be called "Baby AJ" until he's at least 13yo.

01-04-2016, 05:41 PM	#325
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	AJ is pretty cool. AJs are always the cool boys. Well. The one AJ at my school was the cool boy.

01-04-2016, 05:55 PM	#326
thomas_bland Ownz Location: the diaspora Posts: 616	AJofInnocence

01-04-2016, 06:40 PM	#328
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	Also plus I know 1 Gus

01-05-2016, 10:30 AM	#329
BurtSampson Apocalyptic Poster Location: Billy's Buttcrack Posts: 1,632	do you think he'll hear Kill your Parents from Mashed Tatoes and be confused

01-05-2016, 11:06 AM	#330
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	nah cos then he'll hear for Martha and be all consoled and shit and then he'll listen to Mary Star of the Sea and transcend