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Old 08-16-2015, 04:40 AM   #1
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Default Things your parents say

When my mum is serving up food that's good for digestion, she says that her nana would say it's "good for your foo-foo valves"

She says "Hi de hi" and "good-o" on the phone and text/Facebook

 
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Old 08-16-2015, 09:18 AM   #2
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My mum speaks Samoan-english. She says "that's beauty ", and "in which I told her/him", and "it's not really nice, is it? "

My Dad is a native English speaker. He says "you're slower than a wet week " "crikey" "what a pratt" and "absolute bastard"

 
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Old 08-16-2015, 09:35 AM   #3
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It's more what they didn't say

 
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Old 08-16-2015, 09:48 AM   #4
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oh man this thread was made for me. my dad is a professor of sda theology originally from Bosnian. so, as you might imagine, HELLA LULZ!

ok here's a couple to get started:

1. If I start being argumentative he will chirp up: "Too much talking!" (in heavy Bosnian accent).

2. "It takes a robber to catch a robber."

3. "If you play with fire, you're gonna get burned."

all of this in a heavy Bosnian accent. he's cute. my bro and I just roll our eyes. I will think of some more gems to share. he also tells extremely corny biblical jokes like

"When Adam asked Eve 'do u luv me' she said 'who else.'"

and

"When was tennis first mentioned in the Bible?"
"When Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"

all in a heavy Bosnian accent.

 
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