Pizza and fast food power rankings

[Dogfighter28]

Two lists.. one for pizza chains, one for fast food. Rule is must be at least a major regional chain, or a national chain. Bonus points if you bold the establishment in each list that gives you the shits.

I'll be doing my lists countdown style from worst to best.


PIZZA

13. CiCis
12. Little Caesars
11. Chuck E. Cheese
10. Uncle Maddio's
9. Pizza Hut
8. Sbarro
7. Dominos (special shoutout to the pan pizza, which was amazing for a year, and then they tanked all the ingredients once people were hooked and it sucks ass now. fuck you dominos)
Papa Johns (I hope you are ready for a colon blowout when you order the Papa
Imo's
California Pizza Kitchen
Snappy Tomato
Marco's
Mellow Mushroom

NOTES
-I've never had Hungry Howie's or Gino's, heard mixed reviews of each.
-I have seen Papa Murphy's and Pizza Inn and my understanding is both are CiCi's grade.
-I loved Roundtable and Godfathers pizza when I was a wee lad, but can't confirm now. I also loved Little Caesers and Chuck E Cheese but you know those are bad.
-Local Pizza I've enjoyed over the years in various places: Rita's, Cecil Whitaker's, Chanello's, Fellini's, Antico, Blue Moon.

Really the takeaway here is Marco's is the best national delivery chain, and I would definitely check it out if you haven't I had it while at the beach last year and sincerely thought it was a local establishment until I found one near Atlanta. It has a pretty good national presence. I recommend pineapple, italian sausage, and the two kinds of pepperoni they have as the best toppings (not necessarily together).



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FAST FOOD

22. Long John Silver's
21. Captain D's
20. Checkers/Rally's (the WORST. and poor people eat it because a triple is like a dollar. it should be illegal)
19. Dairy Queen
18. Burger King
17. Sonic
16. McDonald's
15. KFC
14. Krystal/White Castle (this is a go to for masochistic overeating)
13. Zaxby's (you have to pay 25 cents for a packet of sauce, fuck you)
12. Whataburger (sorry guys. just didnt vibe with it)
11. Subway
10. Arby's (IMPORTANT: NIHILIST ARBY'S TWITTER
9. Five Guys (It's been tanking recently)
8. In 'n Out (overrated tho)
7. Hardee's / Carls Jr. (breakfast biscuits elevates this one above the pack)
6. Chipotle
5. Panera Bread
4. Chik fil A
3. Taco Bell
2. Wendy's
1. Shake Shack (love at first bite, really)

Special shoutout to Cookout, where you can get a double cheeseburgers, TWO sides, and a drink for 5 dollars. This is America. http://www.cookout.com/

I frequent 2-5 as they are close to my work. I'm a variety guy so I appreciate wendy's and taco bell for their spread of value menu items. Go to items are chicken quesadilla, cheesy gordita crunch, and the #1 at wendys

I probably missed some prominent establishments in this list but will update if I see you guys ******* them.

Happy eating and no anti-fat food tryhards please

[Eulogy]

I will totally get down on this when I am in front of a computer

[Mals Marola]

in the past half-year i've pretty much sworn off taco bell after a series of vomitting, raw meat, & just general shitty service/leaving shit out practically every time we'd go

howie's is more or less the go-to place for hunger after 12 am now, though it is somewhat of a gamble. though not nearly as much of one as TB seemed to be

[yo soy el mejor]

this taco bell is known for its lovely customer service and food better than other taco bells. i've not been.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/taco-bell-chicago-5

if you're ever in town, give it a go for old times sake

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

this taco bell is known for its lovely customer service and food being better better than other taco bells. i've not been.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/taco-bell-chicago-5

if you're ever in town, give it a go for old times sake

It is as wonderful as everyone says. Seriously.

[Eulogy]

Although the last time wasn't quite up to par. But I've been there quite a few times. Top notch stuff.

[Eulogy]

Fuck you guys now I want Taco Bell

[Dogfighter28]

I'm mad they got rid of the volcano taco

[hnibos]

You don't have Popeyes on your list. You must repent. I mean I've never even heard of Marcos or shake shack but you don't have popeyes? Pshhh

[Mals Marola]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

this taco bell is known for its lovely customer service and food better than other taco bells. i've not been.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/taco-bell-chicago-5

if you're ever in town, give it a go for old times sake

sure, as bad as some of my experiences with that one here, they weren't quite as damning as my friend's alleged "cum whopper" from burger king

haven't had checkers in a while, but, those fries...

[Dogfighter28]

Originally Posted by hnibos

You don't have Popeyes on your list. You must repent. I mean I've never even heard of Marcos or shake shack but you don't have popeyes? Pshhh

I simply haven't had it enough. Like one time when I was 10

[ohnoitsbonnie]

We have a Little Caesars in central Nj now and it received no Bonnie stars out of 9 Bonnie stars

[yo soy el mejor]

this thread is so stupid.

[Dogfighter28]

i find it hard to believe anyone who likes cheeseburgers would dislike shake shack. and the chocolate shake was the best i've ever had in my life.

[yo soy el mejor]

captain d's over long john silver?

wendy's over dairy queen?

subway over anything?

[Dogfighter28]

tbh anything below five guys is pretty bad

[Mals Marola]

subway-hate is a forever-bafflement to me

guess some folk just haven't tried the right sandwich

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

tbh anything below five guys is pretty bad

that's where you're wrong, dummy. you just have bad vanilla taste when it comes to food.

you don't know what good is.

[yo soy el mejor]

dairy queen beats every burger place you mentioned. and their ice-cream, handmade shakes and limeade really kick up the menu. nevermind. i'm thinking of braum's with their bad-ass treats, but dairy queen has got it going on, too.

[yo soy el mejor]

let's make two lists ... one for pizza chains, one for fast food. but there are some arbitrary rules i made up according to my list. i'm bringing everyone together. isn't this fun?!

[Dogfighter28]

watch out everyone she's coming down from her manic phase

[yo soy el mejor]

watch out byron is getting defensive over another dumb thread. you keep making them, pal, it's all you.

[Dogfighter28]

oh the irony

[freshfacedyouth]

pizza hut forever the best, little caesars forever the worst

five guys forever the best, subway forever the worst

[ohnoitsbonnie]

25 Burgers

[ilikeplanets]

which fast food makes me sickest:

5. little caesar's
4. taco bell
3. burger king
2. mcdonalds
1. panda express

[sppunk]

Shake Shack shouldn't joint on this list. I think I've only eaten at teo of those pizza places (PH, Mellow Mushroom).

[myosis]

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

subway-hate is a forever-bafflement to me

guess some folk just haven't tried the right sandwich

they all taste the same to me. even the veggies taste like subway. eat fresh.

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

subway-hate is a forever-bafflement to me

guess some folk just haven't tried the right sandwich

any quiznos sub >>>> any subway sub

[Eulogy]

Subway is pretty gross.

Never had shake shack.