Bananas

[Sonic Johnny]

[Mals Marola]

bananas in pajamas

now there's a nightmare i wasn't ready to relive

god damnit

[MyOneAndOnly]

[slunken]

do you guys peel from the stem? i guess that's backwards or something.

banana slices will amplify a peanut butter and jelly sandwich from "nice" to "fuck yes"

[reprise85]

i peel from the stem, yes

[slunken]

i've tried it the other way and it made me feel like an asshole

[Mals Marola]

mother nature produced the banana to be held like a popsicle w its accompanying stick, so no i do not "peel from the stem" as you say i should be doing

for that matter, i do not eat bananas either

i am a mango man

[dreams of glass]

[Shallowed]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

[LaBelle]

[MyOneAndOnly]

sooner or later the Cavendish banana will go extinct and we'll look back on this thread and wished we had done something to save it.

[LaBelle]

I'm doing my part by not eating bananas.

[LaBelle]

Fun fact: Bananas produce one particle of antimatter (positron) every 75 minutes.

http://www.symmetrymagazine.org/brea...r-from-bananas

[MyOneAndOnly]

has everybody already forgotten Netphorians original banana?

some of his greatest hits:

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=158301

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=178815

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=178861


Where is that video of him fucking up a news report by gyrating and making a fool of himself behind the reporter.

[Sonic Johnny]

We haven't forgotten him, he just regenerated doctor who style into the poster called Fuzzyroes. There have been many Bananas, including ******, and tragically there will be more bananas in the future.

[Sonic Johnny]

That ****** is A.dam_M

[MyOneAndOnly]

fuzzy is the only person I have on ignore

[Cool As Ice Cream]

[dreams of glass]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

I'm doing my part by not eating bananas.

good thing I fucking hate bananas

[dreams of glass]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

fuzzy is the only person I have on ignore

you are missing out on so much

[dreams of glass]

[Cool As Ice Cream]

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

mother nature produced the banana to be held like a popsicle w its accompanying stick, so no i do not "peel from the stem" as you say i should be doing

for that matter, i do not eat bananas either

i am a mango man

Humans have bred bananas to be what they are

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

sooner or later the Cavendish banana will go extinct and we'll look back on this thread and wished we had done something to save it.

A blow to industrial agriculture. There are plenty of other tasty banana cultivars

[D.]

Eat nanners daily. Don't eat from the stem because I am not a caveman.

[reprise85]

i though everyone peeled it from the stem. this thread is blowing my mind

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

A blow to industrial agriculture. There are plenty of other tasty banana cultivars

Yes.

All Cavendish bananas are clones and therefore have no genetic diversity to resist pests. Problem is that most don't hold up well to travel. The Cavendish can be picked green in the Tropics and ripen at the right time for sale in Northern markets. None of the other cultivars are suited to that supply chain. Those that are close don't have nearly the sweet taste and creamy texture.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

A blow to industrial agriculture. There are plenty of other tasty banana cultivars

that will become industrialized

[MyOneAndOnly]

check out how they "ripen" bananas in pressurized gassing rooms around 1:40

[MyOneAndOnly]

supposedly the Gros Michel was sweeter and tastier, but it's extinct now.