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Old 03-09-2015, 03:29 PM   #61
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They're mostly shit. Aside from a handful of exception like Cronenberg and a bunch of french canadian ones (it's true we're much better at fllmmaking than the rest of canada, they can try to object but factually they'd be wrong)

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 03:34 PM   #62
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Congrats for this wonderful achievement that is having tits and a vag
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Old 03-09-2015, 03:35 PM   #63
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https://www.jacobinmag.com/2015/03/i...day-kollontai/

so far i've worked. so i will think i will just take care of myself for the rest of the day.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 03:37 PM   #64
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On “Women’s Day” the organized demonstrate against their lack of rights.

But, some will say, why this singling out of women workers? Why special “Women’s Days,” special leaflets for working women, meetings and conferences of working-class women? Is this not, in the final analysis, a concession to the feminists and bourgeois suffragettes?

Only those who do not understand the radical difference between the movement of socialist women and bourgeois suffragettes can think this way.

What is the aim of the feminists? Their aim is to achieve the same advantages, the same power, the same rights within capitalist society as those possessed now by their husbands, fathers, and brothers. What is the aim of the women workers? Their aim is to abolish all privileges deriving from birth or wealth. For the woman worker it is a matter of indifference who is the “master,” a man or a woman. Together with the whole of her class, she can ease her position as a worker.
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Old 03-09-2015, 03:41 PM   #65
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height hasn't failed me yet in terms of size below the belt
nor has it failed me sister, nor has it failed me

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 03:42 PM   #66
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sounds like a pirate talking about his sister and himself.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 03:53 PM   #67
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You know if i submit this to the National Film Board of Canada as film project they'll probably at least partially fund me. They fund anyone with any bullshit idea pretty much.
I work in film production, if you can get an actual script together we could make it happen.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 03:53 PM   #68
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he can't.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 04:12 PM   #69
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Old 03-09-2015, 04:35 PM   #70
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Old 03-09-2015, 04:36 PM   #71
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I work in film production, if you can get an actual script together we could make it happen.
You and pave should talk then. Or not...maybe you dont need to trade work stories.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 04:43 PM   #72
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he can't.
Everyone knows its not so much about how good or not the script is but who you know. I mean it would be insulting to assume that most people on this forum can't write a script technically worth shooting once you've seen what gets shot. I bet even you could do it.

I mainly couldn't get that basic synopsis shot because theyd be like "hey isn't that from One Flew and isn't that line here from the Omen?" and i'd be like, no i swear this is all original ideas....

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 05:37 PM   #73
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i've written tons of scripts. mostly one-act plays.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 05:38 PM   #74
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Everyone knows its not so much about how good or not the script is but who you know. I mean it would be insulting to assume that most people on this forum can't write a script technically worth shooting once you've seen what gets shot. I bet even you could do it.

I mainly couldn't get that basic synopsis shot because theyd be like "hey isn't that from One Flew and isn't that line here from the Omen?" and i'd be like, no i swear this is all original ideas....
aka you can't

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 05:39 PM   #75
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i've written tons of scripts. mostly one-act plays.
help me with my homework

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 05:49 PM   #76
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I can write a script. I cant get it shot no.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 06:08 PM   #77
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I'm celebrating by spraying confetti out of my vagina.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 06:09 PM   #78
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More cock talk plz

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 06:28 PM   #79
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he can't.
that was supposed to be the funny...

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 07:02 PM   #80
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Don't tell me what i can or can't do. I'm writing a script right now just to spite you all. It's gonna be a huis-clos between a mute and a deaf person who first hate,then love each other the hate each other again. They commit mutual homicide in the end. It's going to be a metaphor about netphoria. it'll be too much for Oscars but Cannes will love it.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 07:07 PM   #81
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Do something about two mismatched cops, and make sure to i.nclude the phrase "hilarity ensues.." in the synopsis

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 07:31 PM   #82
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I know. It'll be about a cop who only wears white socks an a cop who only wears black socks. They just CANT get along because of their differences but are forced to in the end and they discover the transcendental qualities of friendship.


Also the guy with white socks realises he's been stupid and starts wearing just black socks too.

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 07:34 PM   #83
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Can I be an extra?

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 07:36 PM   #84
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im writing a sitcom called the board, hell of a thing to present conceptually

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 07:37 PM   #85
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id be the rerehensible bully that earns the empathy of the audience because of the a bombs of truth i be droppin

 
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I know. It'll be about a cop who only wears white socks an a cop who only wears black socks. They just CANT get along because of their differences but are forced to in the end and they discover the transcendental qualities of friendship.


Also the guy with white socks realises he's been stupid and starts wearing just black socks too.
yea but whats the story

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 07:43 PM   #87
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axe cop

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 07:46 PM   #88
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i want the links to your short stories and fan fictions, netphoria.

wait, is anyone here a real writer or something

 
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When we're stuck on that island we should totally swede a bunch of films

 
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Old 03-09-2015, 10:13 PM   #90
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yea but whats the story

ok here's my 20 seconds pitch


first scene: bomb in car, building explodes
second scene: bank heist
third scene: car chase (after the bank robbers)
fourth scene: shootout at a drug deal
fifth scene: sex scene
sixth scene: some shootout at a residential construction site

sold?

 
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