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slunken · 03-08-2015, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

I high five most women I meet for the first time in a formal setting.

it's more socially acceptable than straight to fingerbanging

slunken · 03-08-2015, 01:07 PM

in some cultures

Lucky Day Spa · 03-08-2015, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

i've always believed that you should never take a lady's hand unless she offers it. the same thing goes with her cheek, as far as formal greetings go. if she wants her cheek to be pecked she will offer it to you.

i like formalities. i actually think that they prevent a lot of awkwardness found today. problem is nobody has any manners any more.

when meeting new people, i always offer a handshake

screw yr gender norms slunken!!!

slunken · 03-08-2015, 03:44 PM

i will do that toward a man but for some reason grabbing out for a woman's hand always makes me feel like an eager salesman "hey how are ya boy is it hot in here i could go for a hamburger sandwich"

Lucky Day Spa · 03-08-2015, 03:49 PM

you gotta shake your way through the hamburger pain

Sonic Johnny · 03-08-2015, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by D.

i sometimes do but usually they have to initiate it, and it's mostly with women. with guys, we do the handshake and sometimes handshake/halfhug combo

Handshake hafhug combo is my bread and butter

The exploding boy · 03-08-2015, 06:45 PM

I shake peens with my best bruhs

Anyone i don't know THAT well it's a gentle nutsack tap.

Firm ass grab or gentle ass tap for bitc...i mean girls.

The exploding boy · 03-08-2015, 06:52 PM

baguette and barraté demi-sel is my bread and butter otherwise.

Trotskilicious · 03-08-2015, 07:15 PM

i like the cut of this guy's swingin style, lets dickshake

Trotskilicious · 03-08-2015, 07:15 PM

my ex girlfriend was a dominatrix, know what i mean?

The exploding boy · 03-08-2015, 07:16 PM

You like the cut of my dick?

actually it's un. Full disclosure.

Trotskilicious · 03-08-2015, 07:18 PM

my mom didn't stop my catholic grandmother from cutting mine because grandma would have annoyed her about it ;(

The exploding boy · 03-08-2015, 07:43 PM

Yeah thats why i got baptized but that shit ended there.

duovamp · 03-08-2015, 08:28 PM

Tinwop

hnibos · 03-09-2015, 11:29 AM

FoolofaTook · 03-09-2015, 12:41 PM

I am all for incest. Especially twixt a voluptuous cougar and her buxom coed daughter.

Or blonde twins with pigtails.

ilikeplanets · 03-09-2015, 12:43 PM

ugh twincest is creepy

ilikeplanets · 03-09-2015, 12:44 PM

and so is whatever the fuck else you just said. it is a shame cuz twins are so hot

The exploding boy · 03-09-2015, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

ugh twincest is creepy

Apparently it will get you good cash in porn though.

It disturbs me that incest is, at least in most sound people's minds, all kinds of taboo and against the law even but if you pay two twins to lick each other while getting fucked by the same guy in porn, it's all good. Everybody's apparently like "more please" instead of being like "OMG EWW INCEST".

I guess for some people the idea of having sex with your own sister is gross...but watching someone else do it with theirs is hot? Oh human brain, when will we ever understand you.

I once had twin roommates and they told me when they looked for an apartment some guy ACTUALLY commented on how hot it was they intended to share the same room and bed (which they did...well at least when they were my roommates). Also they told me once they were propositioned for porn. You know i'm pretty close with my brother, but that doesn't make me suddenly gay and willing to have sex with him.

ilikeplanets · 03-09-2015, 01:06 PM

it's gross even if they are gay cuz it's their brother or sister before anything else. twins are extremely hot but not on each other :/

hnibos · 03-09-2015, 01:06 PM

Who said it's all good

ilikeplanets · 03-09-2015, 01:07 PM

well it's a very popular type of porn, so the pornwatchers i suppose

The exploding boy · 03-09-2015, 01:17 PM

yes that's what i meant.

ilikeplanets · 03-09-2015, 01:38 PM

what is the french equivalent of 'duh'??

The exploding boy · 03-09-2015, 01:41 PM

I don't think we have an equivalent. At least not an onomatopean one.

ilikeplanets · 03-09-2015, 01:46 PM

what do you use for derision then?

ilikeplanets · 03-09-2015, 01:47 PM

is it sacrebleu

i know it's not but i want it to be

The exploding boy · 03-09-2015, 01:54 PM

You probably knew that but nobody says sacrebeleu, here or in france.

I still don't know how ti got so popular in the english speaking world. I think maybe Moliere used it or something? Someone in something famous must have anyway.

ilikeplanets · 03-09-2015, 02:06 PM

I have only read Tartuffe in English so there was no sacrebleu

Is mon dieu used more?

ilikeplanets · 03-09-2015, 02:07 PM

it's not derisive though so my question still stands

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03-08-2015, 01:07 PM	#62
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	in some cultures

03-08-2015, 03:44 PM	#64
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	i will do that toward a man but for some reason grabbing out for a woman's hand always makes me feel like an eager salesman "hey how are ya boy is it hot in here i could go for a hamburger sandwich"

03-08-2015, 03:49 PM	#65
Lucky Day Spa mirrar quit netphoria Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud Posts: 2,281	you gotta shake your way through the hamburger pain

03-08-2015, 06:45 PM	#67
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	I shake peens with my best bruhs Anyone i don't know THAT well it's a gentle nutsack tap. Firm ass grab or gentle ass tap for bitc...i mean girls.

03-08-2015, 06:52 PM	#68
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	baguette and barraté demi-sel is my bread and butter otherwise.

03-08-2015, 07:15 PM	#69
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i like the cut of this guy's swingin style, lets dickshake

03-08-2015, 07:16 PM	#71
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	You like the cut of my dick? actually it's un. Full disclosure.

03-08-2015, 07:18 PM	#72
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	my mom didn't stop my catholic grandmother from cutting mine because grandma would have annoyed her about it ;(

03-08-2015, 07:43 PM	#73
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	Yeah thats why i got baptized but that shit ended there.

03-08-2015, 08:28 PM	#74
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Tinwop

03-09-2015, 12:41 PM	#76
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	I am all for incest. Especially twixt a voluptuous cougar and her buxom coed daughter. Or blonde twins with pigtails.

03-09-2015, 12:43 PM	#77
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	ugh twincest is creepy

03-09-2015, 12:44 PM	#78
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	and so is whatever the fuck else you just said. it is a shame cuz twins are so hot

03-09-2015, 01:06 PM	#80
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	it's gross even if they are gay cuz it's their brother or sister before anything else. twins are extremely hot but not on each other :/

03-09-2015, 01:07 PM	#82
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	well it's a very popular type of porn, so the pornwatchers i suppose

03-09-2015, 01:17 PM	#83
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	yes that's what i meant.

03-09-2015, 01:38 PM	#84
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	what is the french equivalent of 'duh'??

03-09-2015, 01:41 PM	#85
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	I don't think we have an equivalent. At least not an onomatopean one.

03-09-2015, 01:46 PM	#86
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	what do you use for derision then?

03-09-2015, 01:47 PM	#87
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	is it sacrebleu i know it's not but i want it to be

03-09-2015, 01:54 PM	#88
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	You probably knew that but nobody says sacrebeleu, here or in france. I still don't know how ti got so popular in the english speaking world. I think maybe Moliere used it or something? Someone in something famous must have anyway.

03-09-2015, 02:06 PM	#89
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	I have only read Tartuffe in English so there was no sacrebleu Is mon dieu used more?

03-09-2015, 02:07 PM	#90
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	it's not derisive though so my question still stands