Women and/or fems of netphoria, what have been your most positive dating experiences - Page 3

ilikeplanets · 01-19-2015, 06:47 PM

anyone with good jokes goes far, too. pretty funny shit itt

reprise85 · 01-19-2015, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Elijah Moon

Okay, but I need to get my pet involved somehow. Suggestions?

train him to dance with you and and hold a picture of your parents in its mouth and at the end of the dancing give it to your date. then tell her/him to flip over the picture and have it say "your new in-laws. will you marry me?"

Elijah Moon · 01-19-2015, 07:24 PM

"You must spread some Reputation..."

I think you've brought the whole performance together right there. This is going to be so rad

Starla · 01-19-2015, 09:17 PM

My worst: The guy was a co worker and wanted me to meet with him for dinner. I rode the train for an hour to go to this restaurant he picked out. I got there and everything seemed fine at first, then he started talking about if I'd be interested in a threesome and I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and got a cab and went home. About an hour later he called me and asked if everything was okay.

Second worst: About a few months after moving to MT, I met a social worker who seemed really kind and patient. We had worked on a few cases together and I thought his blue eyes were incredible. I had never went out with someone with blue eyes. So after this kind of back and forth flirty stuff for two months, he asked me to go to dinner and gambling with him.... when he came to pick me up... he seemed already miffed about something. When we walked out to his car he had locked himself out ... left his keys inside the ignition and got pissed at me. I went back inside, locked the door and called him a tow truck.

Best: It was a simple date... we just walked around for a couple of hours, stopped at an old diner and talked for a long time, went to a park at 4 am and did everything but insertion. Unfortunately he died of an undiagnosed heart condition a few months later.

Second best: An old college friend took me to Carmel and we had dinner. He bought me this cute bracelet from one of the gift shops there. He didn't ask for sex. (this is a huge plus, when they ask for nothing in return) The bracelet has fallen apart and is still in my jewelry box.

washer · 01-19-2015, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starla

Best: It was a simple date... we just walked around for a couple of hours, stopped at an old diner and talked for a long time, went to a park at 4 am and did everything but insertion. Unfortunately he died of an undiagnosed heart condition a few months later.

christ

Dogfighter28 · 01-19-2015, 09:55 PM

I'm not an Atlanta sports fan, trots.

Dogfighter28 · 01-19-2015, 09:57 PM

I've spent a full 24 hours together with my new squeeze twice already. I'm going to try and pump the brakes a little bit. Everything is perfect when we're together, like it should be when you are infatuated (we'll see about the L word)

She brings her pet every time we hang out. I think its important to show you can be kind to animals and ******* something so important to the other person in your life.

yo soy el mejor · 01-19-2015, 10:00 PM

that would annoy me

ilikeplanets · 01-19-2015, 10:46 PM

yeah seriously

Starla · 01-19-2015, 10:51 PM

It's her emotional support animal.

vixnix · 01-20-2015, 02:42 AM

Best date I ever went on was a triple date to see Look Who's Talking. I was 10. My 'boyfriend' couldn't go, so I went with my best friend at the time. He had asked me to marry him in preschool, actually. So it was him, me, two of my friends, my friend's boyfriend, and another guy as a date for our other friend. The other guy had a crush on me but I didn't like him back. It was the best because it was exciting and fun and we got to hang out in town by ourselves.

The worst date I ever went on was with a guy I only wanted to be friends with. It was awkward because I got the feeling he wanted more but I really just wanted to be friends. I was 22 and at university. He found out I liked orchestral music so he invited me to see the local sinfonia play. I really liked him but he was shorter than me so I really only wanted to be friends. I was so shallow then.

. He really was a terrific guy and really mature and a gentleman and I didn't realise it at the time

.

vixnix · 01-20-2015, 02:47 AM

My first date with my husband, we went for coffee, then saw a Fellini documentary and had sushi afterwards. Then we went back to his place, got drunk, and slept together. He said "look, I'm not good at this casual thing" and I thought he was going to tell me he wasn't interested but actually he was asking me to be his girlfriend. I went home the next day but about a week later I moved in with him. I was 24.

Trotskilicious · 01-20-2015, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

I'm not an Atlanta sports fan, trots.

man them hawks doe

Trotskilicious · 01-20-2015, 03:56 AM

bringing pets along is retarded leave that fucker at home

The exploding boy · 01-20-2015, 04:34 AM

It might be the kind of dog that is not very good at being left alone. Also, if you care about your pets it might be important for them to show that this is something a potential partner will have to deal with. If it's a fairly big dog....then she's probably just still s not sure about you and feels she needs the protection... (I'm ASSUMING it's a dog, no one carries their cats about..could be a ferret i guess...or rats/mouse in which case that's just cute..though probably not very safe for them). I know i wouldn't consider to be with anyone that doesn't really care for cats. Yes sometimes the house will smell a bit cat turdy, yes there will be hair over all your clothes, yes they will climb and (try to) sleep on you in the bed. Like it or GTFO.

The exploding boy · 01-20-2015, 04:35 AM

Well nobody HAS to like the smell of cat shit i just mean learn to deal with it (to a reasonable extent)

fuzzyroes · 01-20-2015, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Idk

She said she didn't think I was into her because I didn't try to kiss her or anything. She seemed pretty bummed about it too like I hurt her feelings.

This was after a couple dates though and in retrospect she was definitely signaling

after a couple dates and you didn't so much as initiate a kiss? That's just weak.

Trotskilicious · 01-20-2015, 05:31 AM

shut the fuck up bachelor

fuzzyroes · 07:15 AM

come on man... You take a girl out who's really digging you on a few dates and you don't even bother to initiate a wholesome kiss goodnight on any of them? I get that most of us are losers here, but come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. It's just dating protocol at that point... And really, why wouldn't you WANT to? Unless he didn't actually like her which would be a different story.

fuzzyroes · 01-20-2015, 07:12 AM

I've honestly had girls that have thrown me aside because I didn't have sex with them after 3 dates... It's honestly a huge turn-off to a lot of girls out there these days. It's fucked up to me because I'm generally not that sorta guy... But it's a different day and age these days.

fuzzyroes · 01-20-2015, 07:14 AM

And in these situations it's not even like THEY initiated it. It's just like: "I went out with him a few times, he didn't even try to fuck me, the guys lame".

Shallowed · 01-20-2015, 07:21 AM

Shut the fuck up forever

fuzzyroes · 01-20-2015, 07:42 AM

Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot Shalloweds never been on a date before

Shallowed · 01-20-2015, 08:03 AM

I live with my girlfriend.

fuzzyroes · 08:37 AM

Shallowed · 01-20-2015, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

cool broken link bro

Shallowed · 01-20-2015, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

I've honestly had girls that have thrown me aside because I didn't have sex with them after 3 dates... It's honestly a huge turn-off to a lot of girls out there these days. It's fucked up to me because I'm generally not that sorta guy... But it's a different day and age these days.

coolstorybro.jpg

vixnix · 01-20-2015, 08:38 AM

I had a friend who was in bed a with a guy after a few dates and she had her top off and reached down and he was limp.

. That was pretty off putting for her.

fuzzyroes · 01-20-2015, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

I had a friend who was in bed a with a guy after a few dates and she had her top off and reached down and he was limp.

. That was pretty off putting for her.

This happened to me once when I was on 2-3 caps of MDMA and drinking whiskey. The girl that I did the drugs with was all horny but it was like my dick was just disconnected from my brain... It was terribly embarrassing. I have since learned that most public MDMA users have a nice supply of little blue pills kicking with them incase times like that happen.

fuzzyroes · 01-20-2015, 08:44 AM

but i wasn't on a few dates with the lady. This happened during like the 2nd date or something... Still makes me shutter to think about though... I'm far too young to experience limp-dick-syndrome

01-20-2015, 07:08 AM	#79
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	come on man... You take a girl out who's really digging you on a few dates and you don't even bother to initiate a wholesome kiss goodnight on any of them? I get that most of us are losers here, but come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. It's just dating protocol at that point... And really, why wouldn't you WANT to? Unless he didn't actually like her which would be a different story. Last edited by fuzzyroes : 01-20-2015 at 07:15 AM.

01-20-2015, 08:30 AM	#85
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	Last edited by fuzzyroes : 01-20-2015 at 08:37 AM.

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01-19-2015, 06:47 PM	#61
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	anyone with good jokes goes far, too. pretty funny shit itt

01-19-2015, 07:24 PM	#63
Elijah Moon Apocalyptic Poster Location: In a sack opposite a broken toilet. Posts: 1,896	"You must spread some Reputation..." I think you've brought the whole performance together right there. This is going to be so rad

01-19-2015, 09:17 PM	#64
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	My worst: The guy was a co worker and wanted me to meet with him for dinner. I rode the train for an hour to go to this restaurant he picked out. I got there and everything seemed fine at first, then he started talking about if I'd be interested in a threesome and I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and got a cab and went home. About an hour later he called me and asked if everything was okay. Second worst: About a few months after moving to MT, I met a social worker who seemed really kind and patient. We had worked on a few cases together and I thought his blue eyes were incredible. I had never went out with someone with blue eyes. So after this kind of back and forth flirty stuff for two months, he asked me to go to dinner and gambling with him.... when he came to pick me up... he seemed already miffed about something. When we walked out to his car he had locked himself out ... left his keys inside the ignition and got pissed at me. I went back inside, locked the door and called him a tow truck. Best: It was a simple date... we just walked around for a couple of hours, stopped at an old diner and talked for a long time, went to a park at 4 am and did everything but insertion. Unfortunately he died of an undiagnosed heart condition a few months later. Second best: An old college friend took me to Carmel and we had dinner. He bought me this cute bracelet from one of the gift shops there. He didn't ask for sex. (this is a huge plus, when they ask for nothing in return) The bracelet has fallen apart and is still in my jewelry box.

01-19-2015, 09:55 PM	#66
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	I'm not an Atlanta sports fan, trots.

01-19-2015, 09:57 PM	#67
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	I've spent a full 24 hours together with my new squeeze twice already. I'm going to try and pump the brakes a little bit. Everything is perfect when we're together, like it should be when you are infatuated (we'll see about the L word) She brings her pet every time we hang out. I think its important to show you can be kind to animals and ******* something so important to the other person in your life.

01-19-2015, 10:00 PM	#68
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	that would annoy me

01-19-2015, 10:46 PM	#69
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	yeah seriously

01-19-2015, 10:51 PM	#70
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	It's her emotional support animal.

01-20-2015, 02:42 AM	#71
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Best date I ever went on was a triple date to see Look Who's Talking. I was 10. My 'boyfriend' couldn't go, so I went with my best friend at the time. He had asked me to marry him in preschool, actually. So it was him, me, two of my friends, my friend's boyfriend, and another guy as a date for our other friend. The other guy had a crush on me but I didn't like him back. It was the best because it was exciting and fun and we got to hang out in town by ourselves. The worst date I ever went on was with a guy I only wanted to be friends with. It was awkward because I got the feeling he wanted more but I really just wanted to be friends. I was 22 and at university. He found out I liked orchestral music so he invited me to see the local sinfonia play. I really liked him but he was shorter than me so I really only wanted to be friends. I was so shallow then. . He really was a terrific guy and really mature and a gentleman and I didn't realise it at the time .

01-20-2015, 02:47 AM	#72
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	My first date with my husband, we went for coffee, then saw a Fellini documentary and had sushi afterwards. Then we went back to his place, got drunk, and slept together. He said "look, I'm not good at this casual thing" and I thought he was going to tell me he wasn't interested but actually he was asking me to be his girlfriend. I went home the next day but about a week later I moved in with him. I was 24.

01-20-2015, 03:56 AM	#74
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	bringing pets along is retarded leave that fucker at home

01-20-2015, 04:34 AM	#75
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	It might be the kind of dog that is not very good at being left alone. Also, if you care about your pets it might be important for them to show that this is something a potential partner will have to deal with. If it's a fairly big dog....then she's probably just still s not sure about you and feels she needs the protection... (I'm ASSUMING it's a dog, no one carries their cats about..could be a ferret i guess...or rats/mouse in which case that's just cute..though probably not very safe for them). I know i wouldn't consider to be with anyone that doesn't really care for cats. Yes sometimes the house will smell a bit cat turdy, yes there will be hair over all your clothes, yes they will climb and (try to) sleep on you in the bed. Like it or GTFO.

01-20-2015, 04:35 AM	#76
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	Well nobody HAS to like the smell of cat shit i just mean learn to deal with it (to a reasonable extent)

01-20-2015, 05:31 AM	#78
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	shut the fuck up bachelor

01-20-2015, 07:12 AM	#80
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	I've honestly had girls that have thrown me aside because I didn't have sex with them after 3 dates... It's honestly a huge turn-off to a lot of girls out there these days. It's fucked up to me because I'm generally not that sorta guy... But it's a different day and age these days.

01-20-2015, 07:14 AM	#81
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	And in these situations it's not even like THEY initiated it. It's just like: "I went out with him a few times, he didn't even try to fuck me, the guys lame".

01-20-2015, 07:21 AM	#82
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	Shut the fuck up forever

01-20-2015, 07:42 AM	#83
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot Shalloweds never been on a date before

01-20-2015, 08:03 AM	#84
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	I live with my girlfriend.

01-20-2015, 08:38 AM	#88
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	I had a friend who was in bed a with a guy after a few dates and she had her top off and reached down and he was limp. . That was pretty off putting for her.

01-20-2015, 08:44 AM	#90
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	but i wasn't on a few dates with the lady. This happened during like the 2nd date or something... Still makes me shutter to think about though... I'm far too young to experience limp-dick-syndrome