Women and/or fems of netphoria, what have been your most positive dating experiences

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

Dive bar or fancy restaurant? What kind of flowers? Dancing or staring deep into the dead souls of the ones you love?

If the options were really this binary I'm sure you'd have figured this out by now without having to ask us

[Elphenor]

Law of averages, if you do that enough it'll work

[Elphenor]

I'm really bad at the part where you're supposed to initiate contact and stuff, I can never read it. The first girl I dated didn't want to anymore and I was like "Why" and she was like "You never tried to kiss me you're gay"

[Trotskilicious]

i'm good at that part it's the getting to kissing part that i fucking fail at so hard

[Elphenor]

I have no leads at all right now

GG RIP

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I'm really bad at the part where you're supposed to initiate contact and stuff, I can never read it. The first girl I dated didn't want to anymore and I was like "Why" and she was like "You never tried to kiss me you're gay"

If that's true I think she's the socially inept one

[Elphenor]

Idk

She said she didn't think I was into her because I didn't try to kiss her or anything. She seemed pretty bummed about it too like I hurt her feelings.

This was after a couple dates though and in retrospect she was definitely signaling

[Trotskilicious]

nah she sounds dumb

[Elphenor]

Some of my friends are getting married now and it's trippy

[Trotskilicious]

i think they might be too young

[Elphenor]

I feel like they have to be. I can't even imagine being married right now, it doesn't even seem like something that actually happens

[Elijah Moon]

Ladies, would you be put off if the guy broke down and wept during the first date?

[Jerry's Ray]

Originally Posted by Elijah Moon

Ladies, would you be put off if the guy broke down and wept during the first date?

Oh God yes!

[Jerry's Ray]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i'm good at that part it's the getting to kissing part that i fucking fail at so hard

Have you seen that vid where the doctor is giving a child a vaccination needle and he distracts the kid by doing a little dance show with the needle and pricks him when he's at his happiest and most distracted, thus making the child not realize the fear and heartache he would have had, had he known he was about to get pricked?

Same logic applies.

Both for kissing and sex.

[mpp]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

last home game (which incidentally was 5-6 games ago)

yeah, didn't you read about the problem of "cpt" and the "late-arriving crowds?" change in ownership? any of this ringing a bell?

well, the late-arriving part has pretty much always been true and will continue to be, I suppose

[Elijah Moon]

Originally Posted by Jerry's Ray

Have you seen that vid where the doctor is giving a child a vaccination needle and he distracts the kid by doing a little dance show with the needle and pricks him when he's at his happiest and most distracted, thus making the child not realize the fear and heartache he would have had, had he known he was about to get pricked?

Same logic applies.

Both for kissing and sex.

So the guy should do a dance with his tongue out and then shove it in her mouth when she's happy and distracted?

And then later do a dance with his penis and stick it in while she's entertained?

[Jerry's Ray]

Originally Posted by Elijah Moon

So the guy should do a dance with his tongue out and then shove it in her mouth when she's happy and distracted?

Ah! You know of the ritual!

[Elijah Moon]

I've got to get me a date and try out this tactic

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by Elijah Moon

I've got to get me a date and try out this tactic

you should combine this with breaking down and weeping, for the best results.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Elijah Moon

Ladies, would you be put off if the guy broke down and wept during the first date?

what if i weep profusely with each ejaculation?

[FoolofaTook]

womenz n femz of netphoria:

[duovamp]

No fems no fats

[Dogfighter28]

Atlanta fans intuitively know the Hawks will choke in the first playoff series

[Mals Marola]

jerry's ray you cray

[Elijah Moon]

Is it frowned upon to bring a pet along on the first date?

[Mals Marola]

no

you should also bring your parents

[Elijah Moon]

that's a given

[Elijah Moon]

Okay, but I need to get my pet involved somehow. Suggestions?

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Jerry's Ray

Have you seen that vid where the doctor is giving a child a vaccination needle and he distracts the kid by doing a little dance show with the needle and pricks him when he's at his happiest and most distracted, thus making the child not realize the fear and heartache he would have had, had he known he was about to get pricked?

Same logic applies.

Both for kissing and sex.

i think you misunderstood

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

Atlanta fans intuitively know the Hawks will choke in the first playoff series

ugh

and when they go to the finals you'll pretend you were a fan the whole time