Fun with conspiracy theories!

The East Coast Sniper is a member of the CIA and his activities are sponsored in part by the U.S. Government to keep the country scared of terrorism, which in turn helps them extend their power and also in part by the national newsmedia, who are desparate for a news story.

Past conspiracy theories:

Osama bin Laden is a false persona created by the CIA. "bin Laden" is actually Agen Felix Hernandex with a false beard. The videotapes released by the CIA are filmed in a meeting room at their Quantico, VA headquarters.

The World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks of 9/11 were a joint conspiracy between the national news media and President George Bush. The media was desperate for a new topic after running the Gary Condit affair into the ground and Bush was desperate to increase his popularity (as well as have leverage in planning a future attack on Iraq).

Feel free to elaborate on any one of these or create one of your own!

[FearFactory]

I'm not sure about any conspiracies, but I feel certain that the sniper is or was a cop.

[sleeper]

not exactly like that, but i wouldnt be surprised if the first one was more true than not. im not ruling out anything, but the other two i dont think are right. i do believe partially with that last one in terms of using it as leaverage and justification for attacking other countries on the waiting list

[relaxor!]

The launch of Sputnik was invented by NASA. The Soviet government obviously played along because it made them seem further advanced than the US. NASA did this so that their budget would be largely increased to catch up.

The Korean War indeed never took place. It was invented to show US military supremecy after the Soviets got the Nuke. An insider spilled the beans on the hoax and the US media told of some decisive losses in Korea to make it seem more realistic.

Bush invaded Iraq in 1991 because the Soviet breakup meant that the US had no enemies to compete with our nuclear arsenal. We wanted to lead all of the Middle East into war with the West (and Israel) so that NATO countries would have an excuse to tell the UN as to why they were continuing to develop nuclear weapons.

It's all true!

[sleeper]

see, a lot of those seem completely absurd at first but if you think about it, its very (scarily) realistic. the whole kennedy thing had its nay-sayers and disbelievers at the time, but 30 years after the fact people are getting a more objective perspective of it, and not surprisingly, starting to raise some questions. even the word "conspiracy" has a ugly stigma to it. you mention your thoughts on something and thats fine a dandy, but refer to with the word "conspiracy" and all of a sudden your a nutcase who watches too many movies. most are completely realistic. thats whats sad about it. i personally believe that the US government purposely let 9.11 happen for a number of very sticky reasons. maybe not in that exact way, because i doubt they wanted the exact outcome that out-came, but the idea of letting a terrorist attack occur as a bridge to accomplish many goals makes perfect sense and is not a new idea. the one quote i remember is from hunter thompson who said that right after the attacks happened he thought "who stands to benefit?". thats a huge question, and these recent attacks in bali are becoming very fishy if you ask me. suddenly CNN releases "oh yeah, indonesia harbours al-qeida ". i wouldnt be surprised if bush broadened the "war on terror" to the region. east timor comes to mind, but how to connect the dots is still left open

[Tessellation]

Ever wonder why Kevin Costner is still allowed to star in films? He stole the Zapruder film from Ollie Stone, traded it on the black market for a nuclear bomb from the North Korean gov't, and in turn sold that to Fidel Castro for an ungodly sum. thus, he finances his own films.


Imelda Marcoss and Lyndon Johnson had a love child during the mid nineteen fifies. The girl of course could never be revealed publicly, so two precautions were undertaken. One was to raise the child as a boy. The other was to give it away. Former rumrunner Joe Kennedy's son Jack wants to get into the white house a few years later. A deal is struck. Jack is to raise the kid in exchange for the Oval Office. The boy's name? JFK, Jr.

[The Omega Concern]

a Religous sect of radical Muslim fundamentalist have amassed huge wealth and resources and are designing a systematic economic and cultural collapse of an overly liberalized, overly commercialized, and feeble United States. Oh yea, and they want to kill Christains any chance they can, anywhere in the world, as well. All of this under the guise of a "Jihad".

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If you think our government (specifically Bush) is behind something that elaborate, something that has taken decades and centuries to manifest, knock yourself out. Its creative thinking, but that doesnt make it correct.

but wait, there's more...

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These radicals are teaching their boys to Kill for Allah, while the U.S. public education system does all it can to thwart testosterone behavior from its boys (i.e. Ritalin) and learn how to become 'sensitive', even passive.

Enter China: the country has been aborting female fetuses at an astonishing rate. In just over a decades time China will have an abundance of men with no spouses and an army of unprecendented proportions to finally achieve Mao Tse Tung's goal of dominating the U.S. Dubbed "The Long March" by Mao, perhaps the Clinton administrations allowance of Loral Co. to sell China computer technology (which advanced their outdated system by decades) was only a coincidence that the missiles in question are called "The Long March" missiles. Perhaps its just irony.

I like conspiracy theories because they make you really think about how much you really truly know and how much you depend on other people to tell you the truth.