What should I do to my roommate, the narc?

07:09 AM

So this kid has been rude to me since the day I met him. He never says hello or any word of courtesy and everytime I say hello to him he just mumbles something. And it's not shyness, it's because his head is up his ass. He's rude to my friends and he never says anything to me, he just goes in his room and shuts the door. He only sits in the living room when I'm not there. Instead of telling me not to smoke weed in the house, he calls the cops. Last night, he leaves the house descreetly by going outside and pretending to stand on the balcony. When I went into my room he takes off (not locking the door, he always locks the door) ten minutes later a couple of pigs in uniform come knocking at my door, asking me about a funny smell in the air and asking to come in. Fortunately, Mr. Rhino knows a little about the fifth amendment. Half-hour later he comes back, obviously surprised that I'm still there, his first words are "What happened?" Not the brightest star, this kid. Now he's giving me the evil eye all the time. Mexicans are very good at dirty looks.

So enough with the explanation, I want to put the screws to this hostile little jerk. Any suggestions? First of all, I've completely stopped talking to him. I'm just going to communicate what I want him to do using alternative methods, like piling up his dirty dishes in his room (I could do that with the garbage, put it right on his bed) or seeing how long I can go without buying plastic bags and paper towels. I've already determined that his car will be egged quite completely rather soon. I was also thinking of taking the toilet paper that I bought and putting it in my room, forcing him to buy his own (but hopefully he'll have a rather nasty surprise after he takes a crap tomorrow morning).

Hillzy · 10-17-2002, 06:06 AM

I absolutely HATE people who act like that. Does he really think he's doing you some favour by getting you in serious shit for smoking the EVIL MARIHUANA.
i really have nothing to add apart from saying how much i hate this person who i have never met.

Fattening Ass · 10-17-2002, 06:08 AM

Holy cow. what an ass.

calling the cops. fuck that dude. get a new roommate

cozmic · 10-17-2002, 07:02 AM

jeez... what an ass!

www.rotteneggs.com and www.prank.org are some places for prank ideas...

Where did you find this kid? Was he a potluck roommate?

10-17-2002, 07:07 AM

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Originally posted by cozmic
Was he a potluck roommate?

Potluck. I thought I could get lucky twice in a row, my last roommate was the shit.

Undone · 10-17-2002, 12:48 PM

I am merely posting to contribute to the hate.

jenn · 10-17-2002, 12:52 PM

buy some cocaine...plant it in his room...call cops.

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 12:56 PM

fuck pranks. go old-school style and kick his fucking ass.

Affect · 10-17-2002, 01:09 PM

With shit like that, he should be shot. I'm glad that you stood up to the police. First, I'd super glue his car door locks shut. Then I would bring this shit right to his face. Ask him about, and don't be polite. Tell him that you want his bitch ass to find another place to stay. Lay it right in front of him. Tell him what is did was the epitome of fucking cowardice. Don't let something like this slide.

StillBecomingApart · 10-17-2002, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by melancholia
buy some cocaine...plant it in his room...call cops.

Pretty good idea!

Affect · 10-17-2002, 01:10 PM

I'd buy some cocaine, get coked up, and think of a really good idea of how to get back at this bitch.

sawdust restaurants · 10-17-2002, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
With shit like that, he should be shot. I'm glad that you stood up to the police. First, I'd super glue his car door locks shut. Then I would bring this shit right to his face. Ask him about, and don't be polite. Tell him that you want his bitch ass to find another place to stay. Lay it right in front of him. Tell him what is did was the epitome of fucking cowardice. Don't let something like this slide.

You are my hero.

BlueStar · 10-17-2002, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
I was also thinking of taking the toilet paper that I bought and putting it in my room, forcing him to buy his own (but hopefully he'll have a rather nasty surprise after he takes a crap tomorrow morning).

Do it. If he's going to be such an ass, don't let him use anything of yours. And you should also confront him about it all...and suggest that he find a new place to live.

Affect · 10-17-2002, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
Fortunately, Mr. Rhino knows a little about the fifth amendment.

That's the fourth amendment, dogg.

Samsa · 10-17-2002, 03:02 PM

Call the INS.

Samsa · 10-17-2002, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
Call the INS.

lol stop it.

Mayfuck · 10-17-2002, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
That's the fourth amendment, dogg.

It could be the fifth too.

Affect · 10-17-2002, 03:17 PM

Asking to come in (search) his apartment?

Kalsedony · 10-17-2002, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
fuck pranks. go old-school style and kick his fucking ass.

Fuck yeah. I'm all for this suggestion.

twice · 10-17-2002, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
Mexicans are very good at dirty looks.

this made me laugh.

Mayfuck · 10-17-2002, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
Asking to come in (search) his apartment?

Yes, that's the fourth.

10-17-2002, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
With shit like that, he should be shot. I'm glad that you stood up to the police. First, I'd super glue his car door locks shut. Then I would bring this shit right to his face. Ask him about, and don't be polite. Tell him that you want his bitch ass to find another place to stay. Lay it right in front of him. Tell him what is did was the epitome of fucking cowardice. Don't let something like this slide.

Oh it's not going to slide. I like the idea about the car door locks, however I can't really tell him to get the fuck out right now because I'm probably getting evicted on Friday.

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Originally posted by Smiley33
fuck pranks. go old-school style and kick his fucking ass.

Believe me, there's nothing I want more than to just do that. However, I'm trying to figure out how I can provoke him to throw the first punch. Right now I can get out of most of the charges and considering what could have happened to me, I'm getting off relatively clean. I don't want to fuck it up with an assault charge. But if he hits me first, all bets are off.

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Originally posted by Affect
That's the fourth amendment, dogg.

Indeed it is, how embarassing. Some political maven I am. The amendments are like the commandments. Everyone knows which one comes first, but the order of the rest is kind of foggy.

10-17-2002, 06:58 PM

I'm gonna call the cops on my roomies just for shits and giggles.

but there's a big difference between prank & geuninely being a jerk . . .

jenn · 10-17-2002, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
I'd buy some cocaine, get coked up, and think of a really good idea of how to get back at this bitch.

i'll join you.

Affect · 10-17-2002, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Mayfuck

Yes, that's the fourth.

Um...thanks.

Samsa · 10-17-2002, 07:08 PM

eh it could apply to the fifth amendment if they asked brendan sweeney if he was smoking pot and he refused to answer.

mpp · 10-17-2002, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
eh it could apply to the fifth amendment if they asked brendan sweeney if he was smoking pot and he refused to answer.

not unless he was under oath in a courtroom; the fifth amendment applies only to sworn testimony in criminal cases; i mean, you don't have to answer the police when they ask you questions in your home but they can take you downtown, get a warrant, etc; this is not an application of the 5th amendment, it's just choosing not to talk to the coppers

5th amendment applies to stuff like double jeopardy, eminent domain, the right to not self-incriminate (outlined above), due process in federal stuff, and stuff like that...i can't remember it all

affectation was right; 4th

Affect · 10-17-2002, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
eh it could apply to the fifth amendment if they asked brendan sweeney if he was smoking pot and he refused to answer.

Just shut the fuck up!

Samsa · 10-17-2002, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by mpp

not unless he was under oath in a courtroom; the fifth amendment applies only to sworn testimony in criminal cases; i mean, you don't have to answer the police when they ask you questions in your home but they can take you downtown, get a warrant, etc; this is not an application of the 5th amendment, it's just choosing not to talk to the coppers

5th amendment applies to stuff like double jeopardy, eminent domain, the right to not self-incriminate (outlined above), due process in federal stuff, and stuff like that...i can't remember it all

affectation was right; 4th

but doesn't the fourth only apply to physical property, not words?

and umm...

"No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury"

?

Affect · 10-17-2002, 07:57 PM

We aren't talking about words here, moron. This isn't a what if. We are talking about what Sweeney said.

Read the first post once again, you might understand then. (Truth be known, you probably won't)

10-17-2002, 05:49 AM	#1
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	What should I do to my roommate, the narc? So this kid has been rude to me since the day I met him. He never says hello or any word of courtesy and everytime I say hello to him he just mumbles something. And it's not shyness, it's because his head is up his ass. He's rude to my friends and he never says anything to me, he just goes in his room and shuts the door. He only sits in the living room when I'm not there. Instead of telling me not to smoke weed in the house, he calls the cops. Last night, he leaves the house descreetly by going outside and pretending to stand on the balcony. When I went into my room he takes off (not locking the door, he always locks the door) ten minutes later a couple of pigs in uniform come knocking at my door, asking me about a funny smell in the air and asking to come in. Fortunately, Mr. Rhino knows a little about the fifth amendment. Half-hour later he comes back, obviously surprised that I'm still there, his first words are "What happened?" Not the brightest star, this kid. Now he's giving me the evil eye all the time. Mexicans are very good at dirty looks. So enough with the explanation, I want to put the screws to this hostile little jerk. Any suggestions? First of all, I've completely stopped talking to him. I'm just going to communicate what I want him to do using alternative methods, like piling up his dirty dishes in his room (I could do that with the garbage, put it right on his bed) or seeing how long I can go without buying plastic bags and paper towels. I've already determined that his car will be egged quite completely rather soon. I was also thinking of taking the toilet paper that I bought and putting it in my room, forcing him to buy his own (but hopefully he'll have a rather nasty surprise after he takes a crap tomorrow morning). Last edited by Mr. Rhinoceros : 10-17-2002 at 07:09 AM.

10-17-2002, 06:06 AM	#2
Hillzy Apocalyptic Poster Location: Posting Rules You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts Posts: 4,184	What a fuckwit I absolutely HATE people who act like that. Does he really think he's doing you some favour by getting you in serious shit for smoking the EVIL MARIHUANA. i really have nothing to add apart from saying how much i hate this person who i have never met.

10-17-2002, 06:08 AM	#3
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	Holy cow. what an ass. calling the cops. fuck that dude. get a new roommate __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-17-2002, 07:02 AM	#4
cozmic Pledge Location: austin Posts: 181	jeez... what an ass! www.rotteneggs.com and www.prank.org are some places for prank ideas... Where did you find this kid? Was he a potluck roommate?

10-17-2002, 12:48 PM	#6
Undone Apocalyptic Poster Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,335	I am merely posting to contribute to the hate.

10-17-2002, 12:52 PM	#7
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	buy some cocaine...plant it in his room...call cops.

10-17-2002, 12:56 PM	#8
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	fuck pranks. go old-school style and kick his fucking ass.

10-17-2002, 01:09 PM	#9
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	With shit like that, he should be shot. I'm glad that you stood up to the police. First, I'd super glue his car door locks shut. Then I would bring this shit right to his face. Ask him about, and don't be polite. Tell him that you want his bitch ass to find another place to stay. Lay it right in front of him. Tell him what is did was the epitome of fucking cowardice. Don't let something like this slide.

10-17-2002, 01:10 PM	#11
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	I'd buy some cocaine, get coked up, and think of a really good idea of how to get back at this bitch.

10-17-2002, 03:02 PM	#15
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	Call the INS.

10-17-2002, 03:17 PM	#18
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	Asking to come in (search) his apartment?

10-17-2002, 06:58 PM	#23
Ugly Posts: n/a	I'm gonna call the cops on my roomies just for shits and giggles. but there's a big difference between prank & geuninely being a jerk . . .

10-17-2002, 07:08 PM	#26
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	eh it could apply to the fifth amendment if they asked brendan sweeney if he was smoking pot and he refused to answer.

10-17-2002, 07:57 PM	#30
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	We aren't talking about words here, moron. This isn't a what if. We are talking about what Sweeney said. Read the first post once again, you might understand then. (Truth be known, you probably won't)