Will Smith's kids are crazy

[MyOneAndOnly]

WTF?



http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2...nterview/?_r=1

You mentioned breathing earlier, and it’s also an idea that recurs in your songs.

WILLOW: Breathing is meditation; life is a meditation. You have to breathe in order to live, so breathing is how you get in touch with the sacred space of your heart.

JADEN: When babies are born, their soft spots bump: It has, like, a heartbeat in it. That’s because energy is coming through their body, up and down.

WILLOW: Prana energy.

JADEN: It’s prana energy because they still breathe through their stomach. They remember. Babies remember.

WILLOW: When they’re in the stomach, they’re so aware, putting all their bones together, putting all their ligaments together. But they’re shocked by this harsh world.

JADEN: By the chemicals and things, and then slowly…

WILLOW: As they grow up, they start losing.

JADEN: You know, they become just like us.

So is the hardest education the unlearning of things?

WILLOW: Yes, basically, but the crazy thing is it doesn’t have to be like that.

JADEN: Here’s the deal: School is not authentic because it ends. It’s not true, it’s not real. Our learning will never end. The school that we go to every single morning, we will continue to go to.

WILLOW: Forever, ‘til the day that we’re in our bed.

JADEN: Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.

WILLOW: They never want to do anything, they’re so tired.

JADEN: You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.

WILLOW: I went to school for one year. It was the best experience but the worst experience. The best experience because I was, like, “Oh, now I know why kids are so depressed.” But it was the worst experience because I was depressed.

So what’s next?

JADEN: I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things. I want to be the most durable person on the planet.

WILLOW: I think by the time we’re 30 or 20, we’re going to be climbing as many mountains as we can possibly climb.

[MyOneAndOnly]

"I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time."

"Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty."

"They never want to do anything, they’re so tired."

[The exploding boy]

I didn't think i could hate Will smith and his fucking kids more. Thank you for this. My hatred has reached unfathomable level.

and they're not so much crazy as fucking smug, as smug as the smiths raised them to fucking be. And so fucking privileged and so goddam unaware of it! "I went to school for one year and i was depressed". Oh noes! you had to do something you didn't like once! how terrible...

And the real reason you haven't taken driver's ed is cause you've got people to drive you anywhere.

Now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna go link this to my gf so we can spend 30 mins discussing how horrible they are.

[The exploding boy]

Like the kids say. i hope they die in a fire.


Mainly though its will smith that needs to answer for this

[MyOneAndOnly]

also, they are Scientologists

[The exploding boy]

yeah i know.

When I look back I think, “Wow, I did so much for young black girls and girls around the world. Telling them that they can be themselves and to not be afraid to be themselves.”

GIVE THIS GIRL A NAACP AWARD OR SOMETHING, SHES INSPIRED SO MANY YOUNG BLACK GIRLS

nobody remembers your fucking song you twit. Or at least, if they do its in the same way they remember who let the dogs out or macarena. As novelty bullshit

GOD Scotty i really wish you hadn't done this... this has thrown me into an unreasonable rage. I may need to find a paper bag.

[The exploding boy]

I have to read this little by little and take pauses otherwise i just cant bear it. this is both the best and worst thing i read all year.


"JADEN: Honestly, we’re just trying to make music that we think is cool. We don’t think a lot of the music out there is that cool. So we make our own music. We don’t have any song that we like to listen to on the P.C.H. by any other artist, you know?

WILLOW: That’s what I do with novels. There’re no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it’s the best thing.

JADEN: Willow’s been writing her own novels since she was 6."

[The exploding boy]

YOURE NOT SO FUCKING FULL OF YORUSELVES OR ANYTHING

[The exploding boy]

I decreed they need to die. That's it. Right now. They need to die. I can't bear it anymore. I don't even care how insane that makes me sound. I hope truly horrible things will happen to them some time in their lives.

[MyOneAndOnly]

[pale blue eyes]

I think my brain just broke reading all that nonsense. I have pretty much no opinion on Will Smith but those kids, having everything they could ever want or need since they were born clearly didn't do them any favors.

[The exploding boy]

Everything will smith has ever done has now retroactively been turned to complete shit (well most of it already was but still). I don't want to see his face on my tv ever again or hear any of his stupid fucking songs. Same for his wife. There is a Smiths family ban effective immediately in this house. I shall never watch anything involving either of them ever again and if i break this rule, may i be struck dead.

Even Tom cruise is now more bearable to me. At least his wives eventually had the good sense to leave him and potentially save the children. Probably not though, looks like Suri will be awful. Im not even sure if shes still forced to be a scientologist.

[Sonic Johnny]

You having a bad day there TEB?

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

I hope truly horrible things will happen to them some time in their lives.

don't worry, im sure they will

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

You having a bad day there TEB?

No this is a normal reaction for me when it comes to these things.

I cant bear the thought that people like this exist.

I do hope they at least get hardcore into drugs soon enough.

This sounds like overcompensating parenting. Like will smith parents maybe did not encourage his artistic ambitions at all?

[Sonic Johnny]

Hey buddy, don't let famous peoples lives get you down. You'll probably never meet so you are pretty effectively wasting your energy. Plus: wishing bad things on other people ain't great, especially when they haven't done anything to you personally, yknow?

[ilikeplanets]

Bitches like these fuck their mirrors cuz nothing else is good enough

[butthurt]

Xenu will make things right.

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

Hey buddy, don't let famous peoples lives get you down. You'll probably never meet so you are pretty effectively wasting your energy. Plus: wishing bad things on other people ain't great, especially when they haven't done anything to you personally, yknow?

I used to actually think this way. Then i got bitter. Maybe you're just not old enough yet. Not that i wish bitterness upon you. Hopefully life will be good enough you never have to get bitter.

[slunken]

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

WILLOW: That’s what I do with novels. There’re no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it’s the best thing.

yes

[duovamp]

Must feel pretty good as an adult to look at some shit kids say and talk about it. Great topic of discussion.

[The exploding boy]

There's no art out there she can relate to. Only her own. Cause it talks about like...things she's been through or eperiencing. It's the best novels. Other people's novels are about like...stuff that isn't your life. SO boring.

[duovamp]

SHE JUST TURNED 14.

[duovamp]

LEAVE WILLOW ALONE

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Must feel pretty good as an adult to look at some shit kids say and talk about it. Great topic of discussion.

The point may be that they SHOULDN'T fucking be in the public eye at this age. If nothing else. Certainly not trying to discuss their lives and the meaning of it.

And theyre in the public eye for doing what? Because of your parents nepotism and money. Because yes sure honey you can make a record and be in a film. And really truly like i said im actually just mad at Will smith and his wife. It's not the kids fault they turned out this way and say the shit they say.

And also mad because there's no way they wont grow up to be horrible adults. I'm sure i'll still hate what they have to say when they're 18. Which i guess will make it ok for me to comment on then....

[The exploding boy]

I am pretty much daily mad at some parents for how horrible their kids will be as adults. This is what it comes down to here.

[butthurt]

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by duovamp

LEAVE WILLOW ALONE

You should cry on youtube about it.


And i should probably film a video of myself being angry at this. Both coul go viral.


Then we could argue with each other by video.

[The exploding boy]

then these guys could make a re-enactment of the exchange

[Sonic Johnny]

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

I used to actually think this way. Then i got bitter. Maybe you're just not old enough yet. Not that i wish bitterness upon you. Hopefully life will be good enough you never have to get bitter.

Nope, I felt that way when I was sixteen and then I grew up. You got some serious arrested development going on there man.