Dewitos: Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew Is First Sign of Impending Apocalypse

butthurt · 11-11-2014, 10:18 PM

"We are always testing out new flavors of Mountain Dew, and giving our fans a voice in helping decide on the next new product has always been important to us. We opened up the DEW flavor vault and gave students a chance to try this Doritos-inspired flavor as part of a small program at colleges and universities."

http://time.com/3573045/doritos-flav...ng-apocalypse/

http://www.brandeating.com/2014/11/d...ink-it-is.html

killtrocity · 11-11-2014, 10:27 PM

redbull · 11-12-2014, 07:54 AM

its got what plants crave

Sonic Johnny · 11-12-2014, 08:29 AM

first sign?

MyOneAndOnly · 11-12-2014, 09:16 AM

Idiocracy

duovamp · 11-12-2014, 10:07 AM

Is the first sign a college student who can't form a coherent sentence?

Order 66 · 11-12-2014, 11:16 AM

me and my bros drink this while playing halo

ninsp · 11-12-2014, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Order 66

me and my bros drink this while playing Call of Duty

I have been told by kids who this is targeted at that Halo is "old" on multiple occasions.

The exploding boy · 11-12-2014, 11:59 AM

well Halo IS old. What has it been now? 13 years? 12 at least.

Elphenor · 11-12-2014, 12:03 PM

I'm all for unhealthy sugary drinks but I don't understand how cheese and sugar go together

Really my only gripe with this is that it would just taste gross

The exploding boy · 11-12-2014, 12:21 PM

cheesecake

Also sharp cheddar slices on toast with jam is great. Cheddar Apple pies too.

Fat salt and sugar. This is what we are programmed to like most. On their own or together. The chinese figured that out better than most.

Though referring to doritos flavor as cheese is a bit pushing it. cheesy-ish more like it.

Order 66 · 11-12-2014, 12:40 PM

some of those specialty Lays flavors are p good.. like the ones you think that wouldnt, like the cappucino ones. also they have pecan pie pringles now i hurd those were good. so i guess the same would be true for soda.

Order 66 · 11-12-2014, 12:41 PM

know what i miss most about the 80s other than reagan? bubble gum soda

The exploding boy · 11-12-2014, 12:43 PM

Yeah in canada Lays has a new flavors contest every year (well ok its been two years now....) and one of this year's four competing flavors was cinnamon bun and i thought eww. But was kinda intrigued still. Then i tried it. Turns out, it was the second best one right under Tatziki (which was actually pretty much amazing) To be fair though it was more buttery cinnamon tasting than sweet i suppose. But still sweetish.

ilikeplanets · 11-12-2014, 12:47 PM

ew, a million times ew

myosis · 11-12-2014, 08:58 PM

what? tzatziki was the most horrible chips i ever tried. jalapeno mac 'n' cheese were okay. bacon poutine ok too but did not taste like poutine nor bacon.
i still have an unfinished bag of the cinnamon

Elphenor · 11-12-2014, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

cheesecake

Also sharp cheddar slices on toast with jam is great. Cheddar Apple pies too.

Fat salt and sugar. This is what we are programmed to like most. On their own or together. The chinese figured that out better than most.

Though referring to doritos flavor as cheese is a bit pushing it. cheesy-ish more like it.

All of those things are pretty disgusting especially cheesecake

hnibos · 11-12-2014, 09:35 PM

Nah, cheesecake is just fine.

Elphenor · 11-12-2014, 09:39 PM

Not even the board's resident heroin user will eat some of the stuff EB was talking about

hnibos · 11-12-2014, 09:49 PM

That's because she has an ED

The exploding boy · 11-12-2014, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

All of those things are pretty disgusting especially cheesecake

The exploding boy · 11-12-2014, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Not even the board's resident heroin user will eat some of the stuff EB was talking about

Ya cause cheesecake is just crazy. Or Chinese food. Or cheddar apple pie. THATS JUST CRAZY PEOPLE FOOD

Hopefully someday you'll see the light.

Toast with cheese and jam was a regular at home but only later did I find out it wasn't a thing everywhere. But I've known some people.

Elphenor · 11-12-2014, 10:31 PM

Just keep cheese out of my desserts you lunatic

The exploding boy · 11-12-2014, 10:37 PM

Elphenor · 11-12-2014, 10:41 PM

The cake in you avatar is a Cheesecake

Elphenor · 11-12-2014, 10:42 PM

butthurt · 11-12-2014, 10:42 PM

Elphenor · 11-12-2014, 10:43 PM

Excellent source of obesity

The exploding boy · 11-12-2014, 10:46 PM

incidentally, shit? also great with sugar

Elphenor · 11-12-2014, 10:48 PM

Better than cheese with sugar

11-11-2014, 10:18 PM	#1
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,775	Dewitos: Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew Is First Sign of Impending Apocalypse "We are always testing out new flavors of Mountain Dew, and giving our fans a voice in helping decide on the next new product has always been important to us. We opened up the DEW flavor vault and gave students a chance to try this Doritos-inspired flavor as part of a small program at colleges and universities." http://time.com/3573045/doritos-flav...ng-apocalypse/ http://www.brandeating.com/2014/11/d...ink-it-is.html

11-12-2014, 10:42 PM	#26
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	SHIT

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duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Is the first sign a college student who can't form a coherent sentence?

11-12-2014, 11:16 AM	#7
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	me and my bros drink this while playing halo

11-12-2014, 11:59 AM	#9
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	well Halo IS old. What has it been now? 13 years? 12 at least.

11-12-2014, 12:03 PM	#10
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	I'm all for unhealthy sugary drinks but I don't understand how cheese and sugar go together Really my only gripe with this is that it would just taste gross

11-12-2014, 12:21 PM	#11
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	cheesecake Also sharp cheddar slices on toast with jam is great. Cheddar Apple pies too. Fat salt and sugar. This is what we are programmed to like most. On their own or together. The chinese figured that out better than most. Though referring to doritos flavor as cheese is a bit pushing it. cheesy-ish more like it.

11-12-2014, 12:40 PM	#12
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	some of those specialty Lays flavors are p good.. like the ones you think that wouldnt, like the cappucino ones. also they have pecan pie pringles now i hurd those were good. so i guess the same would be true for soda.

11-12-2014, 12:41 PM	#13
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	know what i miss most about the 80s other than reagan? bubble gum soda

11-12-2014, 12:43 PM	#14
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	Yeah in canada Lays has a new flavors contest every year (well ok its been two years now....) and one of this year's four competing flavors was cinnamon bun and i thought eww. But was kinda intrigued still. Then i tried it. Turns out, it was the second best one right under Tatziki (which was actually pretty much amazing) To be fair though it was more buttery cinnamon tasting than sweet i suppose. But still sweetish.

11-12-2014, 12:47 PM	#15
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	ew, a million times ew

11-12-2014, 08:58 PM	#16
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,431	what? tzatziki was the most horrible chips i ever tried. jalapeno mac 'n' cheese were okay. bacon poutine ok too but did not taste like poutine nor bacon. i still have an unfinished bag of the cinnamon

11-12-2014, 09:35 PM	#18
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	Nah, cheesecake is just fine.

11-12-2014, 09:39 PM	#19
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	Not even the board's resident heroin user will eat some of the stuff EB was talking about

11-12-2014, 09:49 PM	#20
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	That's because she has an ED

11-12-2014, 10:31 PM	#23
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	Just keep cheese out of my desserts you lunatic

11-12-2014, 10:37 PM	#24
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842

11-12-2014, 10:41 PM	#25
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	The cake in you avatar is a Cheesecake

11-12-2014, 10:43 PM	#28
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	Excellent source of obesity

11-12-2014, 10:46 PM	#29
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	incidentally, shit? also great with sugar

11-12-2014, 10:48 PM	#30
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	Better than cheese with sugar