I'm back. Again.

[Jerry's Ray]

So in a previous life, I was "the Pashing Smumpkin" and I left this place many, many years ago because I thought I could do better. I expelled you all from my consciousness in the hope of a better life...

Now, I'm 35, single, heterosexually challenged, and not where I wanna be with myself. Coming back here, I realise that so much has changed and I don't know if I'm still relevant. I honestly feel like "Post 2007 Pumpkins." I mean, yeah you can call this place "netphoria" but too many people have left and now it's more of a "concept" than a message board. Some of you I remember though- Catherine wheel, and the exploding boy ring a bell as does trotskilicious who I think was good to me once upon a time...

I ask that you all welcome me back and make me feel loved because you are all that I have now. I have so many questions and I have a lot of catching up to do.

Has anything changed or are you all still a bunch of angry spiteful cunts?

I've missed you all... *sniff! :-(

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by Jerry's Ray

I ask that you all welcome me back and make me feel loved

ok!

let's see your penis

[Jerry's Ray]

Totally "transitioning" dude.. It's just a gaping hole down there...

[Cool As Ice Cream]

we're all still a bunch of angry spiteful cunts
welcome back

[Cool As Ice Cream]

in a previous life, i was flushing napkins

[Jerry's Ray]

Yaaaaaay! At least you guys won't let me down on that front.

Oh and I'm a movie nut. Literally. Talk about movies and I'll nut.

[Sonic Johnny]

I remember you. Your avatar was a moody black and white photo of a pretty girl.

[Jerry's Ray]

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

I remember you. Your avatar was a moody black and white photo of a pretty girl.

Holy shit. It was? I don't remember but it sounds like me.
I do remember that my "Location" was "Where the city sleeps, and I'm the only one and I wore cologne."

I remember I laughed for about a month over that...

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by Jerry's Ray

I ask that you all welcome me back and make me feel loved because you are all that I have now.

That's the mistake i made! I should have done that too.

Originally Posted by Jerry's Ray

Has anything changed or are you all still a bunch of angry spiteful cunts?

As a recent returned myself, I can say yes.



Also if you remember me you were around in the very early 2000's.... I was essentially gone for 12 years minus two slight returns in like 2004 and 2007 that didnt last more than maybe a week at best.

[hnibos]

People HATE the lgbt community here so watch out

[Jerry's Ray]

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

Also if you remember me you were around in the very early 2000's.... I was essentially gone for 12 years minus two slight returns in like 2004 and 2007 that didnt last more than maybe a week at best.

Yep! I started here just after the "adore era." And stopped a few years after machina. I still remember when we had the option to rate posts and everyone was always getting pissed when they were "in the red" as opposed to green, lol.

[Jerry's Ray]

Originally Posted by hnibos

People HATE the lgbt community here so watch out

For real?!
But I remember back when I used to be here that like, about 80% of us were fudge packing cock suckers...! How many of us are left now?!

And how can you guys hate us, we're totally cute and stylish.

[Sonic Johnny]

Why else would we still have the :HOMO: smiley?

[Future Boy]

i guess youre still pretty shit at picking usernames

[Jerry's Ray]

Originally Posted by Future Boy

i guess youre still pretty shit at picking usernames

It was either that or "deep facing fathoms."

[Jerry's Ray]

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

Why else would we still have the :HOMO: smiley?

Aaaw! That smiley makes me feel precious.