its been a slow night

andysong · 07-04-2003, 07:15 AM

The MTV movie awards just started here, the start was well done and made me overlook the fact that Justin Timberlake is a piece of meat, but then it got really crap, they kept saying 'shizzle izzle' and stuff.
What you guys doing?

cap'n jazz · 07-04-2003, 07:21 AM

Eating the flavourless Doritos and listening to Jethro Tull!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME

Geek USA · 07-04-2003, 07:23 AM

******s asleep. there's light coming through the shades. I should go to bed.

I'm afraid she's going to touch me in her sleep again

andysong · 07-04-2003, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by Geek USA
******s asleep. there's light coming through the shades. I should go to bed.

I'm afraid she's going to touch me in her sleep again

are you and ****** going out or just friends?

cap'n jazz · 07-04-2003, 07:26 AM

rail road delay: asdfghjkl

Auto response from cheo say relax: don't do it?!!11

andysong · 07-04-2003, 07:28 AM

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Originally posted by cap'n jazz
rail road delay: asdfghjkl

Auto response from cheo say relax: don't do it?!!11

I have absolutely no idea what is going on.

cap'n jazz · 07-04-2003, 07:33 AM

neither did i until i opened my eyes and it is a summer's morning! after all, the hare did have a spare pair!

andysong · 07-04-2003, 07:38 AM

When a meritorious man finds himself near to women, his member grows, gets strong, vigorous and hard; he is not quick to discharge, and after the trembling caused by the emission of the sperm, he is soon stiff again.

am I on the right track?

cap'n jazz · 07-04-2003, 07:39 AM

if speaking from experience, you are not off the rails.

andysong · 07-04-2003, 07:42 AM

oh man, I just found my old lion king tape, hakuna matata is on

memmmmmmorrrrrries

crescentfresh · 07-04-2003, 07:44 AM

I watched an atkins diet informercial and the Diary of DMX. We fell asleep at like 7pm so I woke up around 3am. And now I am hungry.

cap'n jazz · 07-04-2003, 07:46 AM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh
Diary of DMX.

i got blood on my hands and there's no remorse / i got blood on my dick cuz i fucked a corpse

andysong · 07-04-2003, 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by cap'n jazz

i got blood on my hands and there's no remorse / i got blood on my dick cuz i fucked a corpse

blood + dick + corpse =

crescentfresh · 07-04-2003, 07:49 AM

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Originally posted by cap'n jazz

i got blood on my hands and there's no remorse / i got blood on my dick cuz i fucked a corpse

<3

I just saw the STOP!! DROP!! SHUT 'EM DOWN, OPEN UP SHOP! video. reminds me of being 15 and a huge loser

crescentfresh · 07-04-2003, 07:52 AM

Now I am watching an "Ab Swing" infomercial

that lady is annoying

cap'n jazz · 07-04-2003, 07:52 AM

hahaha. the cock/corpse interface song is all i've heard and BOY IS IT HILARIOUS! doesn't he bark over everything or something? i'm so uneducated.

crescentfresh · 07-04-2003, 07:56 AM

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Originally posted by cap'n jazz
hahaha. the cock/corpse interface song is all i've heard and BOY IS IT HILARIOUS! doesn't he bark over everything or something? i'm so uneducated.

yes, in every song he barks, and says "WHAT?!?!"

cap'n jazz · 07-04-2003, 08:10 AM

lol lol lol. all these rappers, they clearly have shit hearing because their always like "WHAT!!!" HAHA FUCK FUCK FUCK FACE!!!!!!!!!!!

i watched fat joe's mtv cribby thing the other day and it was funny. he licked one of his trainers.

crescentfresh · 07-04-2003, 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by cap'n jazz

i watched fat joe's mtv cribby thing the other day and it was funny. he licked one of his trainers.

ha!

"FAT JOE!!! FAT JOE, YOU CANNOT EAT THE TRAINER"

miss world · 07-04-2003, 08:16 AM

i went to bed at two am.

i woke up at about five thirty. the sky was pink.

crescentfresh · 07-04-2003, 08:21 AM

GO BACK TO BED, MISSY.

cap'n jazz · 07-04-2003, 08:21 AM

haha, they went into his garage and there was like ten of fat joe's hardcore rapper bouncer chums or whatever just standing smoking cigars. and at the end, he was all like "i'm gonna have to ask you to leave now. MTV, WHAT! FAT JOE, REPRESENTIN, WHAT! YO (in a kind of "yaaow" way)! WHAT!"

STFU · 07-04-2003, 08:30 AM

When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.

andysong · 07-04-2003, 08:35 AM

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Originally posted by STFU
When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.

why the hell does this keep showing up all over the internet

Geek USA · 07-04-2003, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by andysong

are you and ****** going out or just friends?

07-04-2003, 07:15 AM	#1
andysong Apocalyptic Poster Location: you had me at hello Posts: 1,023	its been a slow night The MTV movie awards just started here, the start was well done and made me overlook the fact that Justin Timberlake is a piece of meat, but then it got really crap, they kept saying 'shizzle izzle' and stuff. What you guys doing?

07-04-2003, 08:30 AM	#23
STFU Demi-God Location: Ouachita Mountains Posts: 438	When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. __________________ I wish I knew what I was looking for. Whatever it isn't I've found that many times.

07-04-2003, 07:21 AM	#2
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	Eating the flavourless Doritos and listening to Jethro Tull!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME

07-04-2003, 07:23 AM	#3
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	******s asleep. there's light coming through the shades. I should go to bed. I'm afraid she's going to touch me in her sleep again

07-04-2003, 07:26 AM	#5
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	rail road delay: asdfghjkl Auto response from cheo say relax: don't do it?!!11

07-04-2003, 07:33 AM	#7
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	neither did i until i opened my eyes and it is a summer's morning! after all, the hare did have a spare pair!

07-04-2003, 07:38 AM	#8
andysong Apocalyptic Poster Location: you had me at hello Posts: 1,023	When a meritorious man finds himself near to women, his member grows, gets strong, vigorous and hard; he is not quick to discharge, and after the trembling caused by the emission of the sperm, he is soon stiff again. am I on the right track?

07-04-2003, 07:39 AM	#9
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	if speaking from experience, you are not off the rails.

07-04-2003, 07:42 AM	#10
andysong Apocalyptic Poster Location: you had me at hello Posts: 1,023	oh man, I just found my old lion king tape, hakuna matata is on memmmmmmorrrrrries

07-04-2003, 07:44 AM	#11
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	I watched an atkins diet informercial and the Diary of DMX. We fell asleep at like 7pm so I woke up around 3am. And now I am hungry.

07-04-2003, 07:52 AM	#15
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	Now I am watching an "Ab Swing" infomercial that lady is annoying

07-04-2003, 08:10 AM	#18
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	lol lol lol. all these rappers, they clearly have shit hearing because their always like "WHAT!!!" HAHA FUCK FUCK FUCK FACE!!!!!!!!!!! i watched fat joe's mtv cribby thing the other day and it was funny. he licked one of his trainers.

07-04-2003, 08:16 AM	#20
miss world Minion of Satan Posts: 8,742	i went to bed at two am. i woke up at about five thirty. the sky was pink.

07-04-2003, 08:21 AM	#21
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	GO BACK TO BED, MISSY.