I shall keep your heads ringing, children

[Professor X]

Originally posted by Fattening Ass


no butt sex 4 me?

no, but I will allow you to toss my salad. of course, there shall be no jam or syrup used.

[pastor]

Originally posted by Professor X


you should just forget the hangers and throw your clothes in a drawer. that's what I do, but then again, I am crippled so it doesn't matter how my clothes appear because I'm always sitting down.

But the baby's corpse is in my drawer. All of my drawers. What will fellow swingers think when they see my strap-on and matching tube top bespeckled with fetal blood? What will the congregation think when they see that my sundress has petrified bits of placenta caught in the lace?

Hmm. I guess blood wouldn't be so incongruous at an orgy, or at a place that has a fifteen foot statue of an anguished half-naked man nailed on an ancient torture apparatus.

I answered my own question. Or did you make me think I answered my own question, when really you answered it for me through me?

You're a manipulative bastard, Professor X.

[avian chaos]

Originally posted by noyen
i thought dr. dre would be all up in this bitch.

Aye.