I just broke FearFactory's heart

avian chaos · 07-04-2003, 02:14 AM

He called me just a minute ago, right when I came home from the grocery store and caught me off guard and I didn't know who it was. It took me like a million guesses to figure out who it was, mainly because his voice had a striking resemblance to that of a familiar individual who goes under the name NICK K!

Anyway, Brad darling, I know yr upset that I'm only 1/4 mexican, and not a full blooded wetback spick like you had believed for so long! 4, almost 5 years in fact! I'm sorry I had to break the news to you this way! If I could do it all over again... I would have told you right from the get-go that I, Kimmy Ann Smith, am only 1/4 mexican...

Also, um, to anyone reading this... Brad is really fun to talk to on the phone. And in the event that he actually does call you on the phone, by all means,

1. START A THREAD ABOUT IT
2. Masturbate to pictures of him
3. Make sure you have caller ID enabled and call him back over and over, stalking him / IMing him / being all around creepy + psychotic all the while.

That is all!

Helena Handbasket · 07-04-2003, 02:16 AM

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...hncongrats.jpg

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dusty · 07-04-2003, 03:45 AM

brad is a really good lay.
i mean REALLY.

thank you for your time.

Fattening Ass · 07-04-2003, 03:47 AM

lay? like what, a carpet or something?

dusty · 07-04-2003, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
lay? like what, a carpet or something?

no, i mean he tastes like potato chips

Fattening Ass · 07-04-2003, 03:52 AM

chola chips?!

dusty · 07-04-2003, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
chola chips?!

http://www.tjsigns.com/images/lays.jpg

:erm

Fattening Ass · 07-04-2003, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dusty
http://www.tjsigns.com/images/lays.jpg

:erm

i know.

http://216.40.249.192/s/cwm/3dlil/la.gif http://216.40.249.192/s/cwm/3dlil/la.gif

07-04-2003, 03:45 AM	#3
dusty Minion of Satan Location: holding on. Posts: 5,932	i have something to add. brad is a really good lay. i mean REALLY. thank you for your time.

07-04-2003, 02:16 AM	#2
Helena Handbasket Apocalyptic Poster Location: grove street Posts: 4,265	http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...hncongrats.jpg (This will be posted in any thread that in any way holds any relevance to Fear Factory.)

07-04-2003, 03:47 AM	#4
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	lay? like what, a carpet or something?

07-04-2003, 03:52 AM	#6
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	chola chips?!