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10-07-2014, 08:58 PM
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Saturday Night Goth
 
Location: POLLOS
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Every time some evangelical prick yelling shit outside disrupts my spectroscopy class
 ...the professor prays to God that said prick be raptured immediately so that the rest of us can keep humanity moving forward |
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10-07-2014, 09:00 PM
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Saturday Night Goth
Location: POLLOS
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Actual exchange between prick and a student:
Prick: On this campus, there are many whores and whoremongers! Student: What is the difference between a whore and a whoremonger? Prick: A whore is a fornicator. A whoremonger... is a monger... of whores. Me: What is the difference between a rapper and a gangster rapper? Prick: [silence] |
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10-07-2014, 09:07 PM
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Socialphobic
 
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i agree with him
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10-07-2014, 09:28 PM
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Banned
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Yeah you must hate the constitution, or be a muslim or something.
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10-07-2014, 10:06 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
Location: on the internet
Posts: 1,775
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10-07-2014, 11:01 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: bye
Posts: 7,274
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I'm ready for round 2 of the culture war
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10-07-2014, 11:27 PM
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Banned
 
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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Haha turquoise jeep
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10-07-2014, 11:37 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
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I like that hypocrites made the list. Last but made the list. Just to be safe they should have added "people i don't like" Cause it's vague and then you make sure it includes everyone this way.
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10-07-2014, 11:53 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: bye
Posts: 7,274
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I'm quitting the board
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10-07-2014, 11:58 PM
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Banned
 
Location: so 1994 I could die
Posts: 15,970
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speaking of boards, if you take his board into account, pretty much everyone is doomed by this coming judgement
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10-08-2014, 01:01 AM
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Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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10-09-2014, 08:46 PM
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Ownz
 
Location: Fashion is fascism.
Posts: 537
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus |
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10-09-2014, 08:48 PM
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Virgo
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10-09-2014, 08:50 PM
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Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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I guess that was a no
*Tumbleweed* |
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10-09-2014, 09:00 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: bye
Posts: 7,274
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oh sorry I'm not actually quitting but yeah sure
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10-09-2014, 09:47 PM
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Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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Im now quitting netphoria
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10-09-2014, 11:10 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
Posts: 7,842
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Can i friend you on friendster?
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10-09-2014, 11:16 PM
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Braindead
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The very best and most fun way to deal with these people is to repeat everything they say back to them.
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10-10-2014, 04:57 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: In a sack opposite a broken toilet.
Posts: 1,896
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Quote:
Last edited by Elijah Moon : 10-10-2014 at 05:00 PM. Reason: changed car for alliteration |
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10-10-2014, 08:04 PM
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Demi-God
 
Location: Victoria, Australia
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10-10-2014, 09:00 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
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