I just drank a jar of coffee and I'm feeling great

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by noyen

get a blog. you don't even want to be engaged is the baffling thing. you continually repeat your freedom from what other people thinking affecting you. you tell us how only your opinion matters. you tell us to move along from your comments. do you know where you are? what platform you're on? if you took advantage of what is out there you could use your brain disorder and get the results you want with a blog.

www.livejournal.com

I was commenting on the post above with that last post (the one where you ae mad at vixnix)

But you're probably right. I just cant figure myself out right now. Half the days im on the verge of a nervous breakdown, the rest i just don't give a shit and just want to fuck with people for no good reason.

[The exploding boy]

Truth be told i've been on the verge of asking a mod to ban me because i should keep away from places like this and the time i waste and the shit i do or say here.

I mean leaving is not a good option im bound to come back. It's pathological

[noyen]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I would love to, but I have to go shower and then head out to the old folks home down the road to volunteer my time and then go to work and organise some children's activities

you can knock a few together while I'm gone and then I'll reply when I get the chance. Today is pretty busy though.

i'd just rather just sit and watch you humiliate yourself. do you fancy yourself important? giving me an assignment? in your busy schedule eh? so busy. must distance yourself somehow right.. you're inches above us peering down is that it? do you gather i will wait and hope for a reply rather than just close my laptop and hope in passing you are crushed by a bus?

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

exploding boy and vixnix should just fuck, and get it over and done with

I've always made it a point not to do it with the religious ones.

[Trotskilicious]

Shes only religious for show, she thinks it makes her an adult which shes desperate to prove how mature an adult she is

[The exploding boy]

It sounds like you guys really want to make this happen. That's just gross man.


I mean for vixnix.

[I'm Hardcore]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

Shes only religious for show, she thinks it makes her an adult which shes desperate to prove how mature an adult she is

and yet she speaks like a 16 year old

[I'm Hardcore]

WHAT A COMPLEX PERSON

[The exploding boy]

most days im desperately trying to prove how much of an adult i'm not





ok well i guess its been well established by now but i really want to reinforce it.

[Trotskilicious]

Thats why she comes on here and humble brags about how great she is between rambling nonsense about having the poor do slave labor in the fiels, her insistance that she is "the proletarian" wven though everyone can plainly see how badly she wants to be considered bourgoise in her tastes, needs, and the general self centered clulessness of the privledged, or boiling "american food" down to burgers and pop tarts (which are beneath her) and briefly showing cracks in her ridiculous facade

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by Poots

Is this thread still about liquor?

It's now about how much liquor would be needed to get me and vixnix to do it.


The answer is a lot on both sides i suspect.

[The exploding boy]

Ok but gun to you guys head.


worst person:

The exploding boy

or

Vixnix

You cant say both. Gun to your head.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

and yet she speaks like a 16 year old

I know right?

[Trotskilicious]

Because adults are condescending to people all the time thats what its all about to be mature

Speakin of....

Noyen, did yuo like the porn links i sent yesterday? Hoping to set ip a synchronized batin session w/ you on skype

[vixnix]

you know what they say, you guise.

you are what you hate.

[noyen]

you said this:

I have to go shower and then head out to the old folks home down the road to volunteer my time and then go to work and organise some children's activities

"You know what they say: [insert witty, important, or nonsensical proverb here]"

Deconstructed a couple of times in Discworld novels, with both Sam Vimes in Feet of Clay and William de Worde in The Truth wondering who "they" actually are, and why anyone should listen to them.

Comic Books:

In the "Torn" arc of Joss Whedon's Astonishing X-Men run:
Emma: Well, you know what they say— (Kitty abruptly pulls her through the floor) Aah!
Kitty: "Aah"? They say "aah"? You are pathetic.

Film

The Boondock Saints
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
Shooter
Jack Payne: You know what they say is the first thing that a man feels when he shoots a civilian?
The Devil Wears Prada
Nigel: You know what they say. Tiny man. Huge ego.
In Cannibal The Musical, there was a scene where the town's drunken sheriff informs Packer that he's going to be hung at sunrise, then adds "You know what they say about sunrise?", awkwardly pauses for a moment, and just wanders off. According to the commentary, the actor (who actually was drunk) had just forgotten his line and walked off camera - Trey Parker opted to leave it in because he decided that it was funnier than the actual punchline.
In The Room :
Johnny: You know what they say: love is blind.
Anyway, how is your sex life ?
In Airplane! :
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

Music

Lady Gaga's video for "Telephone": "You know what they say: Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger."
Mika's "Lollipop"
"I was walkin' with my mama one day, when she warned me what people say: Live your life until love is found, or love's gonna get you down."
Rebecca Lynn Howard's "Forgive": "You know what they say / Forgive and forget, re-live and regret."


Live Action TV

The Office
"Traveling Salesmen"
Michael Scott: You know what they say. Fool me once? Strike one. Fool me twice? Strike three.
Two and a Half Men episode "Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids"
Courtney: You know what they say: when you assume... you're just a bitch.
NCIS has two variations on the You Can't Make an Omelette... saying:
Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well you know what they say, Jen. Can't make an omelette unless you break a few eggs.
—"Under Covers"
Officer Ziva David: Well, you know what they say. You cannot make an omelette without breaking a few legs.
—"Knockout"
Smallville episode "Leech":
Jonathan Kent: You know what they say: Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Friends:
Chandler: You know what they say, ask your slippers a question...you're going crazy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Blood Ties"
Willow Rosenberg: Well, you know what they say: The bigger they are...
Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothing.
Gilmore Girls episode "Lost and Found":
Lorelai: You know what they say.
Luke: No, what do they say?
Lorelai: Never ever date a guy who owns a single bed...it means he's not open to a commitment.
The Golden Girls: "You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die."
That '70s Show episode "Bye Bye Basement"
Leo: You know what they say, Rome was built in a day.
The Wire episode "Game Day"
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: Well, you know what they say: "Stupid criminals make stupid cops."
CSI: New York really likes this one.
"Zoo York"
Dr. Evan Zao: You know what they say: It's a dirty job but...
Det. Lindsay Monroe: The rookie's gotta do it.
"The Box"
Reggie Dunham: You know what they say, right? Mind's a terrible thing to waste.
"The Party's Over"
Detective Mac Taylor: You know what they say: keep your friends close and your enemies closer - and if that doesn't work, kill 'em.
CSI: Miami
Horatio Caine: You know what they say. You lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell.
On another episode:
Caine: You know what they say, Frank (puts on sunglasses)...speed kills.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA--
Hannah Montana episode "Miley, Get Your Gum"
Robbie Stewart: You know what they say, every now and then even a blind pig snorts up a truffle.
The Sopranos episode "Cold Cuts"
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You know what they say: Revenge is like serving cold cuts.
Angel
"Heartthrob"
Darla: Well, you know what they say... life's full of surprises.
Burn Notice: "Yeah well, you know what they say about holding a snake by the tail, Mike."
Prison Break: "You know what they say about weather in the midwest: if you don't like it, wait an hour."
Played with on Sports Night:
Dan: You know what they say.
Casey: About what?
Dan: About money won.
Casey: What do they say?
Dan: I don't know. I'm asking.
Casey: They say it's twice as sweet as money earned.
Dan: How come you said 'what do they say'?
Casey: It was an alley-oop pass.I was dishing you the ball.
Dan: You were. And I completely missed it.
Casey: I was there for the putback.
Dan: I wouldn't have been able to do anything with it anyway.
Casey: That's right.
Dan: Because I didn't know the expression.

Video Games

Hotel Mario does this in the second hotel when Mario stumbles upon a room full of toasters that have been causing blackouts in the entire hotel, to which he comments, "You know what they say... All toasters toast toast!" before unplugging them.
Shadow the Hedgehog has the Egg Breaker boss fight (Eggman in a Mini-Mecha). The version of this boss fought in the Mad Matrix level is a Flunky Boss who says "You know what they say! The more, the merrier!" when he uses his Enemy Summoner attack. Every time he uses it. And he often uses it many times in succession. You can probably guess players' reaction to this..

Western Animation

Parodied in an episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy: Edd and Eddy are discussing some problem, and Ed, who was not involved in the conversation, chimes in with "You know what they say," and then immediately goes back to poking around in his locker, ignoring the other two. An awkward pause ensues for a few seconds while they wait for him to finish.
The Simpsons
Homer: You know what they say — sometimes you have to break the rules to free your heart.
Phineas and Ferb
Roger Doofensmirtz: You know what they say, "You can't be T'd off once you've T'd off'." Heheh...that was very funny...
Heinz Doofensmirtz: What?? Who says that?
Roger Doofensmirtz: You know, They. Those guys over there. *points to a pair of Creepy Twins saying "You can't be T'd off once you've T'd off".* "Creepy, right? I've been trying to ditch those guys all day!"
Bonus? Their names are actually They.
Doofenshmirtz did it once.
Heinz: You know what they say about Taking the easy way.
Vannesa: What do they say?
Heinz: I could tell you, but that would be taking the easy way and you know what they say about that.

[The exploding boy]

That's the way to do it.

[Shallowed]

Who the fuck is "they" anyway