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killtrocity · 10-09-2014, 05:29 PM

The exploding boy · 10-09-2014, 05:34 PM

The correlation between the increased consumption of cheese and dying tangled in your bedsheets has been established a long time ago. Old news. It makes sense really if you dont think about it

slunken · 10-09-2014, 06:08 PM

That's why you don't eat it before bedtime everyone knows that.

Dogfighter28 · 10-09-2014, 06:16 PM

The real question is how the fuck did 700 people die at the hands of their bed sheets. That's like some fan death right there

The exploding boy · 10-09-2014, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

That's why you don't eat it before bedtime everyone knows that.

Two hours before at least.

reprise85 · 10-09-2014, 08:05 PM

The exploding boy · 10-09-2014, 08:06 PM

That last one seems to make sense.

Trotskilicious · 10-09-2014, 08:25 PM

Oh so ive been smoking bees this whole time

Reminds me of when theyd put bees on nickels, give me five bees for a quarter, youd say

IAMTHEDOORWAY · 10-09-2014, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

The real question is how the fuck did 700 people die at the hands of their bed sheets. That's like some fan death right there

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF AUTO EROTIC ASFIXIATION?

Read up, bro/

10-09-2014, 05:29 PM	#1
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10-09-2014, 05:34 PM	#2
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	The correlation between the increased consumption of cheese and dying tangled in your bedsheets has been established a long time ago. Old news. It makes sense really if you dont think about it

10-09-2014, 06:08 PM	#3
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	That's why you don't eat it before bedtime everyone knows that.

10-09-2014, 06:16 PM	#4
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	The real question is how the fuck did 700 people die at the hands of their bed sheets. That's like some fan death right there

10-09-2014, 08:05 PM	#6
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891

10-09-2014, 08:06 PM	#7
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	That last one seems to make sense.

10-09-2014, 08:25 PM	#8
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Oh so ive been smoking bees this whole time Reminds me of when theyd put bees on nickels, give me five bees for a quarter, youd say