Friday night youknowwhat thread

[hnibos]

Being a responsible adult is so laaaaaaaaaammmmeeeeee

[yo soy el mejor]

it just comes sooo easily

[null123]

It was probably laundry detergent

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by pale_princess

my first instinct was to pick it up and sell it and then i was like "who would i even sell it to?

if it were like 7 years ago i'd have been calling into work for the next day then hoovering it.

the other thing i'd think of is "what is it cut with?" or, really...you have to verify it's coke by tasting it, and what if it's cut with angel dust or something fucked?

[noyen]

those are the moments i really feel alive. the wonderment of life. *cartwheel*

[slunken]

drinking beers listening to tapes my friend and i made when we were 16

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by noyen

those are the moments i really feel alive. the wonderment of life. *cartwheel*

it was the best of times

it was the worst of times

[slunken]

call me ishmael

[yo soy el mejor]

call me what ever you'd like. just don't call me late for supper.

[Trotskilicious]

blurst of times

[slunken]

:robinwilliams:

[noyen]

1 800 SUI-CIDE

[butthurt]

sickbadthing once approached me about doing a fart exchange. I'm pretty sure it was him. (Fart in a jar, mail it to your fart friend.)

[Mooney]

ingmar bergman is overrated.

[duovamp]

Got two growlers filled earlier today. Didn't even get to them because I went out to drink. Now they're gonna be SHIT.

[coldestrose]

What kind of beer did you fill them with?

[duovamp]

Two of their seasonal brews "Punkin" and "Blueberrye."

Also on Sunday I had to instruct a waitress how to make a Black and Tan with Yuengling and it blew her mind. She came back to the table and was excited the bar tender knew how to make them. She was adorable.

[duovamp]

Dat taint.

[The exploding boy]

It's porto not pronto.

[The exploding boy]

Last month i discovered Crabbies ginger beer and i wish id' have known about it when i was a teenager getting drunk.

I mean its alcoholic ginger beer (like 4.something% like beer), not the fermented fizzy drink that's like better ginger ale. well obviously it IS fermented but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

It's amazing. I can't understand why it's not what society in general drinks instead of that barley and wheat bullshit that tastes like shit. We really fucked up there.

[coldestrose]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Dat taint.

That's a lot of blue moon

[hnibos]

Gross

[Mooney]

i've never even heard of blue moon.

[The exploding boy]

Me neither.

[yo soy el mejor]

[coldestrose]

Blue Moon is only good when you're 19 and don't know any better..and even then it's questionable

[Trotskilicious]

it's made by coors

also that thing seems suspicious, they sell yeungling in florida?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

[Cool As Ice Cream]

here's a tip:

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Seek therapy help from psychology text-books if you can't afford therapy or rehab.