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Order 66 · 08-30-2014, 09:25 AM

i peed all over my friend's guest room a few weeks ago. allegedly. have no memory of it... but i paid for the dry cleaning

it was one of those through the looking glass moments vis a vis alcoholism

duovamp · 08-30-2014, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

Nope. All over the floor. I had been drinking all day so it was basically water and no one else was in the back of the bus. So. Shrug.

By that time I had lost my phone, gotten a ticket for minor in possession (I was 20) and dropped a friends phone down the sewer (it was retrieved). Not one of my proudest days, but fuck it I had fun.

Sounds rough, but at least not dangerous. Was this a Notre Dame frat bus?

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

At that age your body is pretty much immune to poison

Gettin too old for this shit.

When I turned 25, years of abuse caught up to me and my liver and stomach gave up.

Eulogy · 08-30-2014, 09:43 AM

Lol no. It was St. Louis mardi gras. Which might sound funny but it's the second largest celebration in the country. Shit gets wild! ...I lost my phone before it got wild though

Cool As Ice Cream · 08-30-2014, 09:49 AM

hast du etwas zeit fur mich
dann singe ich ein lied fur dich
von 99 luftballons
auf ihrem weg zum horizont

Cool As Ice Cream · 08-30-2014, 09:50 AM

MICKEY MOUSE HAS GROWN UP A COW

duovamp · 08-30-2014, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

Lol no. It was St. Louis mardi gras. Which might sound funny but it's the second largest celebration in the country. Shit gets wild! ...I lost my phone before it got wild though

That was probably a good thing... Kept you out of drunk texting/calling trouble.

Harassing exs is just so hard to resist.

reprise85 · 08-30-2014, 11:06 AM

one time i was driving home from a bar... i wasnt drunk, but i had broken the seal and had to piss bad. i got to my apartment complex but couldnt make it and i pissed in my pants in the elevator. terrible.

slunken · 08-30-2014, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

MICKEY MOUSE HAS GROWN UP A COW

DAVES ON SALE AGAIN

duovamp · 08-30-2014, 11:19 AM

Never pissed myself. Pissed on the side of a church though.

duovamp · 08-30-2014, 02:02 PM

Not sure that's the least bit alcohol related.

killtrocity · 08-30-2014, 03:31 PM

All the cool kids are peein' their pants. Me, I've only pooped my pants

Bread Regal · 08-30-2014, 04:05 PM

i was on a school trip in NYC and on the last day, after all our bags were packed and put in the storage compartment on the bus, we went to some shopping center where i did the same thing, and i wasn't even drunk. i was so mortified and to get a change of clothes out of my suitcase would have been such a pain in the ass, that i just put up smelling like piss the rest of the day, including the flight back home.

Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 04:23 PM

I wasnt that drunk after the burger

Still p drunk tho

butthurt · 08-30-2014, 04:28 PM

This is some banana level behavior.

butthurt · 08-30-2014, 04:31 PM

Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 04:57 PM

Nah

Im the bawse

Ol' Couch Ass · 08-30-2014, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

took my pants off for the ride home

went to the drive thru in my boxers

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trotskilicious again

Respect.

Ol' Couch Ass · 08-30-2014, 10:51 PM

Last night at work I was walking through the basement/storage/office area of the hospital at like 4am and got caught ripping ass. The hallway I was in has a great echo and I thought I was all alone. I let loose and then heard an audible, female "uuuugggghhhh" coming from an open doorway. I turned tail and ran though am pretty sure whoever it was peeked out and saw me fleeing the scene. I will now have to work with the uneasy knowledge that someone else on the graveyard shift thinks me a stinky monster.

duovamp · 08-31-2014, 12:25 AM

Hahahaha, you're like the phantom of the hospital.

Trotskilicious · 08-31-2014, 12:27 AM

how is this thread one star

vixnix · 08-31-2014, 02:08 AM

This place is becoming like lord of the rings with its dearth of female characters

Trotskilicious · 08-31-2014, 02:17 AM

Usually women tend to move on because they get married and/or have kids so they spend time with their husband/family because they love them and have no time for Netphoria.

vixnix · 08-31-2014, 02:21 AM

Not me. I'm here like 24/7. This is my lyfe, bro.

Trotskilicious · 08-31-2014, 02:28 AM

Geek USA - MARRIED!
avian chaos - married also, does stuff. or something.
beef curtains - married, babies
ammy - married, babies
never_nohen - bohemian
what was her name, that person who used to post...with the blue blue eyes. she married, unclear of childs
bardy - married, profesisonal
agenda suicide - cosmopolitan, serious boyfriend
kristen - banned, evil

i was surprised to see jokeyloki about the other day. she is married and babied but she lurks i guess so you're not so alone, vixnix!

vixnix · 08-31-2014, 02:48 AM

Ask yourself, do you post from a place of fear, or love?

Trotskilicious · 08-31-2014, 02:48 AM

I reject your metric.

Future Boy · 08-31-2014, 03:00 AM

who hasnt gone through the drive through in their boxers, thats the whole point

hnibos · 08-31-2014, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

Geek USA - MARRIED!
avian chaos - married also, does stuff. or something.
beef curtains - married, babies
ammy - married, babies
never_nohen - bohemian
what was her name, that person who used to post...with the blue blue eyes. she married, unclear of childs
bardy - married, profesisonal
agenda suicide - cosmopolitan, serious boyfriend
kristen - banned, evil

i was surprised to see jokeyloki about the other day. she is married and babied but she lurks i guess so you're not so alone, vixnix!

Ella - Stepmother, transcending

Bread Regal · 08-31-2014, 08:32 AM

pink ribbon scars i think you're remembering, trots.

duovamp · 08-31-2014, 08:51 AM

Buttface - buttfaced

08-30-2014, 04:28 PM	#44
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08-30-2014, 04:31 PM	#45
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08-30-2014, 09:25 AM	#31
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	i peed all over my friend's guest room a few weeks ago. allegedly. have no memory of it... but i paid for the dry cleaning it was one of those through the looking glass moments vis a vis alcoholism

08-30-2014, 09:43 AM	#33
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,378	Lol no. It was St. Louis mardi gras. Which might sound funny but it's the second largest celebration in the country. Shit gets wild! ...I lost my phone before it got wild though

08-30-2014, 09:49 AM	#34
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	hast du etwas zeit fur mich dann singe ich ein lied fur dich von 99 luftballons auf ihrem weg zum horizont

08-30-2014, 09:50 AM	#35
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	MICKEY MOUSE HAS GROWN UP A COW

08-30-2014, 11:06 AM	#37
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	one time i was driving home from a bar... i wasnt drunk, but i had broken the seal and had to piss bad. i got to my apartment complex but couldnt make it and i pissed in my pants in the elevator. terrible.

08-30-2014, 11:19 AM	#39
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Never pissed myself. Pissed on the side of a church though.

08-30-2014, 02:02 PM	#40
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Not sure that's the least bit alcohol related.

08-30-2014, 03:31 PM	#41
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,945	All the cool kids are peein' their pants. Me, I've only pooped my pants

08-30-2014, 04:05 PM	#42
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	i was on a school trip in NYC and on the last day, after all our bags were packed and put in the storage compartment on the bus, we went to some shopping center where i did the same thing, and i wasn't even drunk. i was so mortified and to get a change of clothes out of my suitcase would have been such a pain in the ass, that i just put up smelling like piss the rest of the day, including the flight back home.

08-30-2014, 04:23 PM	#43
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	I wasnt that drunk after the burger Still p drunk tho

08-30-2014, 04:57 PM	#46
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Nah Im the bawse

08-30-2014, 10:51 PM	#48
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	Last night at work I was walking through the basement/storage/office area of the hospital at like 4am and got caught ripping ass. The hallway I was in has a great echo and I thought I was all alone. I let loose and then heard an audible, female "uuuugggghhhh" coming from an open doorway. I turned tail and ran though am pretty sure whoever it was peeked out and saw me fleeing the scene. I will now have to work with the uneasy knowledge that someone else on the graveyard shift thinks me a stinky monster.

08-31-2014, 12:25 AM	#49
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Hahahaha, you're like the phantom of the hospital.

08-31-2014, 12:27 AM	#50
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	how is this thread one star

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vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	This place is becoming like lord of the rings with its dearth of female characters

08-31-2014, 02:17 AM	#52
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Usually women tend to move on because they get married and/or have kids so they spend time with their husband/family because they love them and have no time for Netphoria.

08-31-2014, 02:21 AM	#53
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Not me. I'm here like 24/7. This is my lyfe, bro.

08-31-2014, 02:28 AM	#54
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Geek USA - MARRIED! avian chaos - married also, does stuff. or something. beef curtains - married, babies ammy - married, babies never_nohen - bohemian what was her name, that person who used to post...with the blue blue eyes. she married, unclear of childs bardy - married, profesisonal agenda suicide - cosmopolitan, serious boyfriend kristen - banned, evil i was surprised to see jokeyloki about the other day. she is married and babied but she lurks i guess so you're not so alone, vixnix!

08-31-2014, 02:48 AM	#55
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Ask yourself, do you post from a place of fear, or love?

08-31-2014, 03:00 AM	#57
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,972	who hasnt gone through the drive through in their boxers, thats the whole point

08-31-2014, 08:32 AM	#59
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	pink ribbon scars i think you're remembering, trots.

08-31-2014, 08:51 AM	#60
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Buttface - buttfaced