Ferguson, MO is insane right now.

[Eulogy]

Like what?

[hnibos]

The methane trapped in ice. Once it's released it'll accelerate global warming a lot more than carbon dioxide. I mean, it won't happen next year.

[hnibos]

But maybe if one of us lives to see a hundred they'll witness the mass exodus of the eastern seaboard.

[Eulogy]

I feel like spending my dying dies watching the entire east coast freak out and evacuate would be kinda fun.

The glory of not having children.

[hnibos]

But they'll flood your neighborhood, and live in fema tents right outside your nursing home.

[Eulogy]

I will have smothered myself with a pillow long before I would be in a nursing home

[hnibos]

Yeah nursing homes are depressing. My mom used to work at one when I was a wee little one and even then I thought it was an awful way to go out.

[Eulogy]

If I can't take care of myself I would rather be dead. Hopefully euthanasia is legal by then!!

[hnibos]

It won't be because life is precious.

[Trotskilicious]

the sea level rise will take a while so that we can build dams and shit and then every city on the eastern seaboard will be like new orleans

or they'll float atlanta out to sea

[hnibos]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

the sea level rise will take a while so that we can build dams and shit and then every city on the eastern seaboard will be like new orleans

or they'll float atlanta out to sea

There will probably be bickering over the cost and whether or not taxes should be raised and the delay will be costly and Miami will be under the sea.

One can only hope.

[Trotskilicious]

and houston

[Future Boy]

you guys figure out poots is order66 yet or is this shit gonna go on for 10 more pages

[Order 66]

i would never do an alt account named... ugh... "poots"

[Trotskilicious]

also i'm pretty sure only elph was really arguing with him for the last 3 pages. in fact that's the only person poots seems to respond to

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by hnibos

He's actually right about this. Shit is going to hit the fan a lot sooner than people think.

unfortunately when the "shit hits the fan" i think we'll become even more tribalistic than ever

[noyen]

the next natural disaster will take us out, we don't even need an issue to cause the us to loot, riot, rape and pillage the village. aNaRcHy RuLeZ

[Future Boy]

Originally Posted by Order 66

i would never do an alt account named... ugh... "poots"

shouldve just kept using adult head

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Poots

I'm responding to you now. You have my undiv--... wait a minute... you have my undivided attention. Let's talk about whatever is in your heart. I value your thoughts and opinions. I just want you to know that, whatever happens between us. We've come so far, and I don't want to lose you over this Ferguson thing. Talk to me buddy.

a valid response to something i said earlier would be fine but you like to talk to elph, and that's cool

I get that you like to be patronizing to young people and avoid difficult questions that challenge your viewpoint.