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Old 08-23-2014, 12:56 AM   #1
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Default Why is my Snack Pack fucked up

The expiration date says "BEST BY OCT252015" but this thing has the consistency of cookie dough. To be honest, this is my first snack pack, and I'm not sure if this is how Snack Packs are supposed to be. But pudding is usually shiny and somewhat smooth, and will flow or drip if subjected to gravity. This stuff is, well, like cookie dough

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 01:06 AM   #2
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youre the biochemist you tell us

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 01:29 AM   #3
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Perhaps it was exposed to extreme weather conditions

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 01:33 AM   #4
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Possible... are they always like this? I ate it, but it wasn't very delicious. Only mildly delicious.

And Bread, this is far beyond my realm of expertise. In this case, I deferred to Billy Madison. Alas, Snack Packs are not in fact "the coolest"

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 02:17 AM   #5
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Toby is the kind of motherfucker who eats lunchables

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 05:25 AM   #6
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The expiration date says "BEST BY OCT252015"
is this handwritten next to some crossed out text?

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 08:09 AM   #7
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it was bad. snack pack is usually delicious

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:00 AM   #8
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Lunchable meat = cancer

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:01 AM   #9
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:02 AM   #10
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Yoda says eat burgers and nestle crunch kids!

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:16 AM   #11
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A mini poster?! Sign me up

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 08:37 PM   #12
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mini poster? isnt that like a piece of paper?

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 10:43 PM   #13
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excellent source of calcium

 
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excellent

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:17 PM   #15
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teasing glimpse of the actual burgers looks like butt cheeks against glass

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:19 PM   #16
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ingredients list does in clude buns

 
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Old 08-24-2014, 09:24 PM   #17
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i ain't never liked lunchables a day in my life.

 
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Old 08-25-2014, 12:33 AM   #18
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You don't like spending 3.50 or whatever for some crackers and cheese? Yeah me neither. But I liked when my mom would get them. The nachos were gross though

 
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Old 08-25-2014, 12:39 AM   #19
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'member when the kid with the pizza lunchable was king for a day?

 
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Old 08-25-2014, 03:43 AM   #20
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no i'm too old for that shit

get off my lawn

with your metal rock music

 
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Old 08-25-2014, 04:29 AM   #21
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Old 08-25-2014, 01:25 PM   #22
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Old 08-25-2014, 05:49 PM   #23
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The only lunchables I would eat was the one with the butter crackers/cheese/circular pieces of lunch meat. I didn't have to try the pizza or nachos ones to know they were gonna be bad.

I read someone on Gawker tell a story about how when she was a kid they were too poor to afford Lunchables but they were sort of a status symbol at her school and she really wanted to eat Lunchables so her mom bought one, and then would keep refilling it with cheese and meat she cut into circles with a shot glass. :(

 
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Old 08-25-2014, 06:04 PM   #24
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that's pretty sweet of her mom, and kind of telling about our culture. i wonder what's replaced the lunchable status symbol.

in austin overpriced food is the most incredible status symbol. we have places like tacodeli and hopdoddy that taste like crap but are packed to the brim with people because they desperately want to pay $15 for burger and fires (no dring) or something

 
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or fucking waiting 5 hours for franklins buttfucking barbecue

 
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i haven't had pudding in a hot minute

 
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