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Old 07-03-2003, 12:09 AM   #1
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tell me now. :erm

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:11 AM   #2
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WHO'S GOING TO BE THE FIRST TO RESPOND?!?!?!?!?!?

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:12 AM   #3
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i dont.

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:12 AM   #4
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once a day. for health purposes.

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:13 AM   #5
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every fucking day.

WE DID THIS TOPIC 50 TIMES ALREADY. ASK ME IF I LIKE PAPER OR PLASTIC BAGS. MONTE DIDN'T GET TO THAT ONE YET.

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:13 AM   #6
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two and a half times a day.
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:14 AM   #7
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frequently

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:14 AM   #8
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WE DID THIS TOPIC 50 TIMES ALREADY. ASK ME IF I LIKE PAPER OR PLASTIC BAGS. MONTE DIDN'T GET TO THAT ONE YET.
this monte character sounds like the real life of the party

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:15 AM   #9
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this monte character sounds like the real life of the party
yeah. he was on your team.

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:19 AM   #10
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yeah. he was on your team.
GOOD ONE!!!1

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:19 AM   #11
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Usually twice a day

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:23 AM   #12
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a lot!

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:27 AM   #13
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not much

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:28 AM   #14
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i'm doing it right now.


 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:37 AM   #15
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i'm doing it right now.

FUCK

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:37 AM   #16
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Rarely. Once or twice a month.

 
Old 07-03-2003, 12:39 AM   #17
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every night, at 11:30 PM sharp.

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:45 AM   #18
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oh jeez. usully like once a week but lately i've been insatiable. i masturbated with the showerhead massager earlier. i'll probably masturbate again before i go to bed.

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:47 AM   #19
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Whenever I feel like being indirectly responsible for the death of a kitten. I mean god doesn't have to kill them everytime I masturbate, he just chooses to do so.

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:49 AM   #20
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Sometimes i think my dead relatives can see me when i masturbate. that makes me lose my erection. :erm

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:50 AM   #21
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Very very rarely.

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:53 AM   #22
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all the damn time

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:57 AM   #23
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i masturbated with the showerhead massager earlier.
best evar

 
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Old 07-03-2003, 01:02 AM   #24
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Lately, once everyone 2 days really. I can see it becoming less, i honestly cant be bothered. You gotta go to the bathroom/kitchen get some toilert paper/kitcher paper. You gotta find porn thats is suitably arousing, then you gotta rub it for agessss then you gotta direct cum at the paper, and you gotta wipe bits off your hands, and you gotta clear your tracks on your pc, then you gotta flush the paper away.

You realise how hard it is for guys Women are socially encouraged to use their imagination, and they dont splurge white stuff everywhere

 
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