For my birthday

[kelsome]

I think for my birthday today, I will stay in bed. Watch movies. Drink wine. Eat kettle corn. Sounds great to me.

What was your favorite birthday? I'm turning 28. 30 is so close.

[duovamp]

My 50th was good. Life's so rad.

[yo soy el mejor]

i forget which birthday this was - maybe my 22nd - but i woke up and went out to breakfast. then i bought some booze and drank it and went swimming in the pool at my apartment complex. then i rode my bike to the book store and bought a book called 'the guide to better birthdays'. after that i went to a bar and met a girl and went back to her place.

i enjoy spending birthdays alone.

[yo soy el mejor]

i really don't know that's my favorite, but i remember it well and enjoyed my own company. for my 29th last month i worked, but the following weekend tim took me out aaand we went to an archery range.

[yo soy el mejor]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[reprise85]

happy birthday

i dont remember any outstanding birthdays i've ever had. not that they are bad or anything, just not notable. i also turned 29 in april.

birthdays suck shit
who even cares once you aren't a teenager
i mean not that i don't have the most adolescent mindset of anyone anyone knows

[ilikeplanets]

every birthday since 16 has been awesome

[duovamp]

And by birthday I mean "excuse to drink #47812."

[Order 66]

i turn 21 this year. cannot wait to drink my first beer!

[duovamp]

I'll be there for you.

[null123]

I haven't made a point of celebrating my birthday since I was like 11 but this year my friends made me go out to dinner and it was pretty nice. So I guess I pick 25. Worst by far was 21.

[bignothing]

Yeah I remember as a kid every birthday party my parents would invite the entire classroom. I think on third grade my sisters decided to tell everyone which boy I "liked" (traditionally there's a song about who you'll end up marrying, don't think there's a similar thing in the US), he was at the party and I hid under the table and after that I never had a birthday party anymore.

Nowadays I choose to get high on whatever if I'm not with family. If I'm home, I just make myself some vegan ice cream cake and hang out with my younger but cool cousin who loves watching Buffy. This time I might go off to the UK on my own.

[Trotskilicious]

all my birthdays have been pretty terrible

either nobody remembers i have one or i celebrate it myself and nobody comes

[Order 66]

they remember they're just trying to be polite by not reminding you how closer to death you are

[SuckSuckStyle]

my 21st was actually really fun. a group of friends took me to the local bar the night-of, then i had a basement party that weekend. it was california themed and everyone wore shorts. and there was a blizzard. filled the bathtub with snow for the keg. fun.


this year my ideal would be to go somewhere in nature with a little bungalow or comfy space with good music and art supplies and maybe a homie or two and drop acid. i'm turning 30 this year.

[ilikeplanets]

We're gonna do some acid for my husband's 30th in....two days! Cheers!

[null123]

Wow what a special occasion that must be for you

[KAT]

My favorite birthday? I guess any birthday before 30...

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by Charmbag

Wow what a special occasion that must be for you

sorry I was too anxious to post in your thread

[Shallowed]

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

[AndySlash]

while i wasn't there FOR my birthday or anything, on my 24th i got to do the touristy thing in lucerne, switzerland, and ride the gondola up to the top of mt. pilatus and take in the scenery. that one was probably my favorite birthday experience. not too many birthdays do you get to stand on the top of a mountain in switzerland.

[sppunk]

For my 29th my wife surprised me with my first pilot lessons. That's probably my favorite.

[MyOneAndOnly]

I can't wait till I'm 55 so I can get my AARP card

[sppunk]

We get aarp mailing shit occasionally now. The discounts will be great, indeed.

[pale_princess]

spent my most recent bday with graveflower in vegas. yolo

[kelsome]

I slept all day and didn't watch any movies. I did eat mexican food with my family. One of my better birthdays was probably sometime in the past 5 years. Worst might be this one? I don't know.

I got depressed at the end of the night when I realized how I spent most of the day alone and unconscious.

[kelsome]

thought about hitting this guy up on craigslist. Sounds like it might be a pretty good situation.

i want a wife who just cant be faithful - 27

hello ladies, im not looking for an ordinary woman. im looking for something regular guys want no part of! a 'hot mess' women who just can not stop seeing an ex bf, no matter how hard they try, is the most amazing thing in the world to me! .idk why its hot to me, but it is, a girl who just cant be faithful to a man she loves. i love a woman with flaws, baggage, things regular guys dont care for, or dont think are sexy!kids,stinky feet, stretch marks, past drama, anything. i know its weird but i love it!! i want a wifey who thinks she is innocent and sweet, even when she is spreading her legs for another man! i honestly wouldnt mind marrying a girl who is just with me to make herself stable, to get out of debt, take a break, and then try to find her prince, or work things out with her ex. a woman who is marrying me just so she can collect alimony in a few years? can you imagine never letting your own husband see past your undies, not even one single time? sort of teasing him, but also really having no intention of letting the man your married to inside you? essenitally a sexless marriage, but you still require him to be faithful to his wife, and you act innocent, and loving, even though you are far from it? yes, lol, never letting him have sex with you, expecting him to remain faithful tho? i know, its strange, but i want that, i want the unfairness of having a beautiful wife, and not even being able to feel her amazing sex, of knowing i get nothing, even though i was granted it in marriage. I basically want a girl who is marrying me to get half my income in spousal support! lol. im a sweet guy, who likes different things. i basically want to be used like toilet paper. im 27, tall, just under 6'. im a big guy ( not fat fat, but good sized, a teddy bear if u will). i work full time, own my own huose, cars, i make 8k+ a month. i spend most of my time out fishing and hiking ( at least for now ), but having a wife and kids could very well change that.

we would pretend we have a normal marriage for everyone around us, acting loving, and sweet

i think that's basically what i want out of a relationship

minus the fishing and hiking

[noyen]

happy birthday. you will find happiness on Craigslist.