the netphoria user census

[Desi]

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Désirée Michele fuckyou
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? black (yoga pants HAW)
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? you'd beat the shit out of me if i told you.
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE
NUMBER? ask your mom!
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? sandwich from Tim Horton's
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU
BE? sea green
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? overcast. warm. not too humid.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Duncan's mom.
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? face.
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? I'm kornfused
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Better.
12. FAVORITE DRINK? shirley temples or apricot nectar
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Wine.
14. FAVORITE SPORTS? DANCE LOL.
15. HAIR COLOR? light brown.
16. EYE COLOR? strange shades of blue
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? NO. STOP YELLING AT ME.
18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? My brothers are 16 and 13, my sister is 11
19. FAVORITE MONTH? Depends on where I am. May?
20. FAVORITE FOOD? oh, baby. swiss fondue? CHOCOLATE? most anything my grandmother cooks.
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? uh. I don't know.
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Depends on the year.
23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Uh.
24. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer.
25. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses.
26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? Relationships.
27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate.
28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Better than flower arrangements.
29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? going through e.e. cummings's complete works
30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? the paul frank monkey - William (ZERO) gave it to me for Christmas :-D
31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? got a $215 ticket from the BOAT POLICE for drinking a beer while watching the fireworks in the back of the fucking boat LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOLIES
32. FAVORITE SMELLS? What the fuck, dude
33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? deodorant.
34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? i hate popcorn.
35. FAVORITE CAR? one with a driver. or I could just babysit a 1970 GTO.
36. FAVORITE FLOWER? white rose.
37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? five.
38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? I'M NOT A FUCKING CLOWN
39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? Thursday, maybe?
40. RED OR WHITE WINE? RED.
41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? partied like it's 1999?
42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? no. I should. stop making me feel guilty.
43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? coming to your house and beating the crap out of you
44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE
UP IN THE MORNING? la dee dah
45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? NO. MATT HATES ME ANYWAY.

[Kumar Littlejeans]

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? ryan j nims
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? grey
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? belle & sebastian - photo jenny
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE
NUMBER? 1696
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? bread. white bread.
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU
BE? burnt sienna
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? sunny
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my mom
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? a vague outline
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? I did click here. I like me ok.
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I can't tell. I should be good, I don't know if I am.
12. FAVORITE DRINK? anything based around water
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? anything that doesn't involve tequilla
14. FAVORITE SPORTS? basketball. i tend to run.
15. HAIR COLOR? blonde. of the dark persuasion.
16. EYE COLOR? blue.
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no.

18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? 3 - 9, 12 & 18
19. FAVORITE MONTH? october does nice things.
20. FAVORITE FOOD? i tend to heart pizza in its many configurations. things along those lines.
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? 28 Days Later
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? new years.
23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? I wouldn't think so.
24. SUMMER OR WINTER? depends where it is.
25. HUGS O R KISSES? in optimal conditions, they rely on each other to survive.
26. RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING? it really depends. though everything's a relationship.
27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? depends how its prepared.
28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? independent.
29. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? franny & zooey - jd salinger, half asleep in frog pajamas - tom robbins
30. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? i use the desk.
31.WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? wound up with "IM YOUR SECRETARY" scrawled on my back.
32. FAVORITE SMELLS? some people have distinctive fineass odors.
33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? sparks.
34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? buttered and salted.
35. FAVORITE CAR? ones i'm able to use.
36. FAVORITE FLOWER? flytraps.
37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? just one.
38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? just two. i'm sure at some point I could do the proper three.
39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK? tuesday's treating me well...there's always friday and saturday..
40. RED OR WHITE WINE? red
41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? watched my ex-girlfriend drink an obscene amount of rum and vomit on my carpet. beyond my control.
42. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? not at the moment.
43. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? accomplish shit.
44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE
UP IN THE MORNING? i'd really like to listen to ____, i'd really like to watch ____, i'd really like to read ____, i'd really like to do ____.. then i get up and lose it.
45. WILL YOU ENGAGE IN FELLATIO WITH MATT? matt's my brother.

[ChristHimself!]

Originally posted by Ammy


hubby is a HORRIBLE word.

besides, it implies husband. you're not married

No but we're as close as we'll ever get.

I still think hubby is nice

ok lie and ammy wtf do i say then if i can't say hubby! go come up with something...!