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LETS PARTY

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GRAPE HOTLINE

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HOLD THE FORT I'LL BE BACK

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PARTY MOVED TO A PRIVATE ROOM

[MyOneAndOnly]

All I got was lemon party

[yo soy el mejor]

more like sausage party

[Sonic Johnny]

I'm drunk and its blowin a fucken gale outside. Getatme.

[Shallowed]

****** and I here at the moment

[yo soy el mejor]

as is a guest that will never make a post

[Shallowed]

any one to wanting chats?

[Skradgee]

I can see the weekend from here...a day earlier than usual, and half of this office is out of the office.

[The exploding boy]

Since there's never anyone on this tinychat thing I think this thread should be used as random chat. shit you want to say or talk about but don't want to start threads about necessarily

[Order 66]

just when i thought my boss couldn't top himself he called me into a meeting and said i'm in "hot water" for a department's lack of production... one that i haven't been in for over a year. then he pulled up a production report from like 2011 showing me my "lack of progress"

i think its time for a new job

[Trotskilicious]

he's lighting a fire under you, this is when champions are born

[pavementtune]

That sounds like the bullshit you pull out of your ass before he gets the blame from his boss. the search and invention of black sheep.

Or will your company face some down-sizing soon and he's preparing narratives he can use when they'll start erasing "unproductive" jobs?

[Order 66]

he's the owner and they're understaffed as it is so i don't think anybody's going to the chopping block.

he's just utterly insane.. like, gee, putting me in a different department just MAY impact my production in another department i have virtually no affiliation with. then he asks me why i'm getting paid so much and i'm like you promoted me and gave me a huge ass raise like two weeks ago. this didn't seem to make much sense to him

this is why i drink

[The exploding boy]

I almost died this morning. choking on a fucking toast. It's weird how in seconds you can go from fine to omg I'm gonna die. Then again, that is life. Nearly a minute I couldn't get any air in. I panicked of course. And in panic I couldn't even remember what I was supposed to do. I hit my chest instead of my diaphragm. I pictured myself lying there on the bathroom floor (where I ran to get water) in nothing but a tshirt, in an apartment that's been in dire need of some cleaning for a month, dead with my cats around me. Probably would have been the perfect punchline to the joke that my life has been so far.

Eventually trying to swallow water and beating my chest got it out. I think my heart was doing 140 then. I wish I could say this gives me a different outlook on life but it doesn't. Just reminds me how close we are to death everyday. At least i guess this shows I REALLY want to live which is a positive.

It's not even the first time. some time in like 2002 a whole almond got stuck in my throat, unchewed, but I was at my mom's so I ran into her room and she promptly hemlich maneuvered me, arguably saving my life.


I DO eat too fast.....I've heard it all my life. "It's not a race". yes...yes it is.

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

he's lighting a fire under you, this is when champions are born

post of the day

[The exploding boy]

It does sound like complete bs though. This is why I can't have a job. As soon as shit like this would start to happen I'd panic and quit. Regardless of whether I could afford to or not.

did he ever say he needed something "done yesterday"? sound like that kind of cliché boss.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Order 66

he's the owner and they're understaffed as it is so i don't think anybody's going to the chopping block.

he's just utterly insane.. like, gee, putting me in a different department just MAY impact my production in another department i have virtually no affiliation with. then he asks me why i'm getting paid so much and i'm like you promoted me and gave me a huge ass raise like two weeks ago. this didn't seem to make much sense to him

this is why i drink

fight or flight, faggot! FIGHT OR FLIGHT

[Order 66]

i've had several jobs in a lot of different fields and this guy is in no way typical. but everytime this thing happens he's like omg i was so wrong here's more money so i can't help but not quit. though i think this is my breaking point

my esophogus was blocked by something a few weeks ago and i live alone so i had my "this is it" moment.. thought great they can exhume me on my bed next to my newest issue of barely legal mom would be so proud

[Trotskilicious]

i decided i'm going to start saying YEEZUS WEST instead of jesus christ

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Order 66

i've had several jobs in a lot of different fields and this guy is in no way typical. but everytime this thing happens he's like omg i was so wrong here's more money so i can't help but not quit. though i think this is my breaking point

my esophogus was blocked by something a few weeks ago and i live alone so i had my "this is it" moment.. thought great they can exhume me on my bed next to my newest issue of barely legal mom would be so proud

i've only had that "this is it" moment once when i was in a dream and probably was IRL having problems breathing from asthma. it is weird how in the moment you accept it. i did, anyway.

i've had lots of oh shit time slowing down moments, but they are anxiety filled. this was almost calm.

[Trotskilicious]

i'm confronted every day at work with the reality of mortality

[Trotskilicious]

because life is shit and I already know that

and basically i can help a little bring some light into these peoples lives

and ultimately, most of these calls are not all that big a deal. there's a few (1.5 a month so far) that are disturbing/emotional/real dark but i'm not scared of this stuff, it's not that shocking to me. life sucks and then you get cancer for no reason after hurricane sandy destroyed your home

also i tend to suffer fools more gladly when i know they have cancer or loved ones with it, people being stupid and/or unreasonable in this situation get a lot more patience from me rather than some asshole yelling at me because he wants special treatment because he's a goddamn paying customer or, worse still, the pieces of shit that won't stop calling to "follow up" on shit that you haven't done yet, because they are fucking annoying as all hell *achem* anyway, that job is over.

here's two things i already know, which help me cope with this job

1) stuff doesn't happen for a reason
2) sometimes/often everything doesn't work out in the end

[Trotskilicious]

the worst part of this job so far is having just buckets of extra time between calls where i have nothing to do but dick around

[bignothing]

you guys yesterday i tried getting on netphoria a lot of times and it wasn't working and i thought it might be gone forever now i'm so happy you still exist

[Trotskilicious]

i posted about it on facebook, it got shut down by DHS, they'er looking into the omega concern's posts

[noyen]

When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell
It don't make sense, going to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked
Hanging with the goodie-goodies lounging in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lying to my mother, even stealing out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wished she got a fucking abortion
She don't even love me like she did when I was younger