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Old 07-02-2003, 04:53 PM   #1
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Thumbs down "when life hands you lemons, make lemonade."

What the fuck is your problem? That lemonade is going to be pretty fucking sour considering the fact that LEMONADE CONTAINS MORE THAN LEMONS. Fuck you, life.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:54 PM   #2
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When life hands you lemons, sweep them under the carpet.
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:54 PM   #3
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lemonaide tastes like shit

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:55 PM   #4
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i hate that quote.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:55 PM   #5
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so basically the phrase can be translated to "go suck on a fucking lemon"

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:56 PM   #6
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life pelts you in the back of the head with lemons and yells "ZING" as you cry a citrusy cry.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:56 PM   #7
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Default Re: "when life hands you lemons, make lemonade."

When life hands you lemons, add a little shugga!

http://www.slowart.com/slow/fatties/fatblk2.jpg

And water!

http://www.pascochamber.org/images/water.jpg

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:58 PM   #8
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when life gives you lemons, put them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:58 PM   #9
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When life hands you lemons, add a little shugga!

http://www.slowart.com/slow/fatties/fatblk2.jpg
looks liek aunt jamima

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:58 PM   #10
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well i'll be fucked, aunt jemima's sporting a little brown salami!

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:59 PM   #11
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You have 14557 posts
OK, I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO YELL "ZING" SO I CAN CRY

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:59 PM   #12
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when life gives you lemons, put them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger.
yeah but you stuff nine in each cup
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:00 PM   #13
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Default Re: "when life hands you lemons, make lemonade."

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What the fuck is your problem? That lemonade is going to be pretty fucking sour considering the fact that LEMONADE CONTAINS MORE THAN LEMONS. Fuck you, life.
haha i showed that to the articling student here at the law firm and we had a good chuckle!!!

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:02 PM   #14
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when life gives you lemons, put them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger.
you crazy kids!

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:02 PM   #15
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haha i showed that to the articling student here at the law firm and we had a good chuckle!!!



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Old 07-02-2003, 05:03 PM   #16
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yeah but you stuff nine in each cup
:erm busted.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:06 PM   #17
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:32 PM   #18
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when life hands you lemons, get creative and turn it into a bong.

i like lemonade!
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:33 PM   #19
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when life gives you scraps, make quilts!

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:34 PM   #20
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I really want some lemonade now. Like really bad.



damn you guys.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:36 PM   #21
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I can't believe I'm expected to make lemonade out of LEMONS. what the fuck?

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 06:11 PM   #22
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My grandma used to say that all the time! She also gave other tidbits of "advice" like to never trust a man with a pinkie ring.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 07:05 PM   #23
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She also gave other tidbits of "advice" like to never trust a man with a pinkie ring.
holy fuck.
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