im registering for college right now.. - Page 2

KrazeeStacee · 07-01-2003, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

this sounds like a steady, plentiful method of income. Why bother going to school, anyway? Looks like you are set for the rest of your life.

crescentfresh · 07-01-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by slugdownkoolaid

yes good idea.

'ignorant wannabe ghetto fuck can't write correctly, i am going to make fun of him'

what you don't realize is, IRL that shit turns and haunts you. Not only do you all get upstaged by a stupid ass illiterate crack baby, but it happens repeatedly your whole lifetime.

oh my god.

slugdownkoolaid · 07-01-2003, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

this sounds like a steady, plentiful method of income. Why bother going to school, anyway? Looks like you are set for the rest of your life.

hehe.. you still don't know.

slugdownkoolaid · 07-01-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

buddys???

KrazeeStacee · 07-01-2003, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by slugdownkoolaid

buddys???

no, we're just on the same page.

crescentfresh · 07-01-2003, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

no, we're just on the same page.

yes, a lot lately. we also sniffed out the same whore. oh wait, we're both whores though.

slugdownkoolaid · 07-01-2003, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

no, we're just on the same page.

hatred towards me unites the world

i'm like jesus, go through suffering and pain for all of mankind. all hatred on me, love everywhere else.

slugdownkoolaid · 07-01-2003, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

yes, a lot lately. we also sniffed out the same whore. oh wait, we're both whores though.

this is netphoria, if you have a vagina then you are a whore. that's the way it works right?

crescentfresh · 07-01-2003, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by slugdownkoolaid

all hatred on me, love everywhere else.

yeah, you're just like jesus. NOW LET ME NAIL YOU TO A CROSS.

Desi · 07-01-2003, 06:12 PM

hey guys, can i be a whore too?

jczeroman · 07-01-2003, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

yes, a lot lately. we also sniffed out the same whore. oh wait, we're both whores though.

this shit is going to ruin all my future threads... no more 5 pagers for me...

slugdownkoolaid · 07-01-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Desi
hey guys, can i be a whore too?

sure thing, WHORE!

KrazeeStacee · 07-01-2003, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by Desi
hey guys, can i be a whore too?

yes we can all be whores. you me and CF, all of us united in one big whore-a-thon.

slugdownkoolaid · 07-01-2003, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

yes we can all be whores. you me and CF, all of us united in one big whore-a-thon.

you all can't be whores until you sleep with me

beef curtains · 07-01-2003, 07:49 PM

She comes home and finds all the lights out. She calls my name but doesnt get an answer. She takes off her coat and walks around and then feels someone come up behind her, she jumps but knows its me. I wisper in her ear that she need to relax and that I will take care of everything tonight. I move her hair and kiss her neck soft a couple of times then move to her ear and it sends shivers down her body. I slowely undo her shirt and run my hands over her naked flesh. She lets out a moan to get me to continue and I remove her pants next. She feels me behind her getting harder and realizes i'm naked. I lightly run my fingers all over her body and when I reach her breasts I give them a long slow squeeze. She lets out a gasp as I take off her bra and the air hits her amazing breasts, her nipples immediatly react. I turn her around and give her a long slow deep wet kiss, letting my tongue slide in and out of her mouth, sucking on her bottom lip and stare directly into her eyes. She smiles as I push her gently against the wall and start to kiss my way slowely down her body. I kiss between her breasts and move to the nipples to circle my tongue around them and suck then slowely into my mouth. The get bigger and I give each one a smill bite and feel her hands run throgh my hair and hold me to each breast. I continue lower and plant light kisses down her belly and then hips. She is pushing her waist to me so I slide my fingers into her panties and pull them slowely down, kisses more and more of her naked skin as it is exposed. I let them fall and she steps out of them as I kiss on her thighs and hips, running my fingers up and down the backs of her legs. She keep trying to pull me to her pussy but I want the teasing to continue so I kiss everywhere but there. She grabs my hair and tells me to stop teasing her so I lean in slowely and plant a kiss right on her lips, she is nice and trimmed for me so she feels ever skin movement and lets out a low moan for me. I slide up her body and lean in to give her another kiss, this time letting my cock slide between her legs and move it slowely back and forth while we kiss, I move my kisses own her neck and she asks me to take her. I look at her and smile and tell her we have all night. I take her hand and lead her to the couch and sit her down and knees between her legs. She lays one on my shoulder as I lean in and start to kiss up her thighs. Left then right. I move slowely to her and lick from the very base of her pussy working slowely to the very tip, I am careful not to go inside yet I want her nice and wet for me. She grabs my hair which I really like and I decide she is nice and ready for me, she pulls me hard against her wet pussy and I let me tongue slide inside. She lets out a low groan theat starts to get louder the more and more I move my tongue. I spread her a little and lick and kiss all over it, I suck the lips softly and slide my tongue inside and fuck her with it. I move up and start to lick circles around her clit. Flicking my tongue up and down and in full circles she doesnt remove her hands from my hair butthe moans get louder and louder and she tells me not to stop. I slide a finger into her nice and slow and continue to service her clit, nibbling and sucking it. I remove my finger and taste her, I slide my hands up her body to play with her breasts and squeeze and tease them, taking the nipples in my hands and playing with them, at the same time I lean down and start to tongue her again, working in and out, making sure to not forget about the clit, moans as I taste more and more of her. I move back to her clit and start to flick my tongue faster and faster, I slide a finger back inside her and start to move it in and out. She is getting louder and louder and i know she is close so I dont slow or stop. I just keep a steady pace and smile at all the pleasure I am causeing her, I suck her slit hard and run my teeth over it lightly and oush my finger deeeper, she lets out a loud gasp and grabs my head and holds it there as her body starts to spasm. I never stop during the entire orgasm, I want it to last and keep kissing and fingering her. She moans and gasps and screams for me, finally telling me to let her catch her breath. I stop and lean dowm and give her one last kiss. she jumps a little because of the sensitivity. I crawl up her body and give her a long kiss and says "thank you, I needed that". She reachs down and starts to stroke me slowely.......

slugdownkoolaid · 07-01-2003, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me
porno shit

actually that was something i thought about doing, since i'm perverted and i'm a decent writer. I thought about writing adult literature. Then I could pimp girls into "modeling" for a magazine and getting it done the Hefner way

07-01-2003, 10:25 PM

Don't bother with college, chump.
Sell blow and pimp it up. There's a good life for you!

Nimrod's Son · 07-02-2003, 04:56 AM

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Originally posted by slugdownkoolaid

hehe.. you still don't know.

"You think you know, but you have no idea.

This is the Diary of slugger."
http://www.noys.org/mtv.jpg

slugdownkoolaid · 07-02-2003, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
"You think you know, but you have no idea.

This is the Diary of slugger."
http://www.noys.org/mtv.jpg

you damn right.

slugdownkoolaid · 07-02-2003, 02:02 PM

well if i ever decide to get dressed... im going to go right now!

whooo... college educated hoodlum, my whole family and every teacher raised me to be a prison inmate by now and look HAHAHAHA. i'm alive, I'm not incarcerated and i'm going to college! hehe.. at the rate i overcome odds, i will rule the world one day.

07-01-2003, 06:12 PM	#40
Desi Apocalyptic Poster Location: smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge clichés Posts: 3,890	check out the ICON i used. hwa hwa hwaaaaaah. hey guys, can i be a whore too?

07-01-2003, 07:49 PM	#45
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	She comes home and finds all the lights out. She calls my name but doesnt get an answer. She takes off her coat and walks around and then feels someone come up behind her, she jumps but knows its me. I wisper in her ear that she need to relax and that I will take care of everything tonight. I move her hair and kiss her neck soft a couple of times then move to her ear and it sends shivers down her body. I slowely undo her shirt and run my hands over her naked flesh. She lets out a moan to get me to continue and I remove her pants next. She feels me behind her getting harder and realizes i'm naked. I lightly run my fingers all over her body and when I reach her breasts I give them a long slow squeeze. She lets out a gasp as I take off her bra and the air hits her amazing breasts, her nipples immediatly react. I turn her around and give her a long slow deep wet kiss, letting my tongue slide in and out of her mouth, sucking on her bottom lip and stare directly into her eyes. She smiles as I push her gently against the wall and start to kiss my way slowely down her body. I kiss between her breasts and move to the nipples to circle my tongue around them and suck then slowely into my mouth. The get bigger and I give each one a smill bite and feel her hands run throgh my hair and hold me to each breast. I continue lower and plant light kisses down her belly and then hips. She is pushing her waist to me so I slide my fingers into her panties and pull them slowely down, kisses more and more of her naked skin as it is exposed. I let them fall and she steps out of them as I kiss on her thighs and hips, running my fingers up and down the backs of her legs. She keep trying to pull me to her pussy but I want the teasing to continue so I kiss everywhere but there. She grabs my hair and tells me to stop teasing her so I lean in slowely and plant a kiss right on her lips, she is nice and trimmed for me so she feels ever skin movement and lets out a low moan for me. I slide up her body and lean in to give her another kiss, this time letting my cock slide between her legs and move it slowely back and forth while we kiss, I move my kisses own her neck and she asks me to take her. I look at her and smile and tell her we have all night. I take her hand and lead her to the couch and sit her down and knees between her legs. She lays one on my shoulder as I lean in and start to kiss up her thighs. Left then right. I move slowely to her and lick from the very base of her pussy working slowely to the very tip, I am careful not to go inside yet I want her nice and wet for me. She grabs my hair which I really like and I decide she is nice and ready for me, she pulls me hard against her wet pussy and I let me tongue slide inside. She lets out a low groan theat starts to get louder the more and more I move my tongue. I spread her a little and lick and kiss all over it, I suck the lips softly and slide my tongue inside and fuck her with it. I move up and start to lick circles around her clit. Flicking my tongue up and down and in full circles she doesnt remove her hands from my hair butthe moans get louder and louder and she tells me not to stop. I slide a finger into her nice and slow and continue to service her clit, nibbling and sucking it. I remove my finger and taste her, I slide my hands up her body to play with her breasts and squeeze and tease them, taking the nipples in my hands and playing with them, at the same time I lean down and start to tongue her again, working in and out, making sure to not forget about the clit, moans as I taste more and more of her. I move back to her clit and start to flick my tongue faster and faster, I slide a finger back inside her and start to move it in and out. She is getting louder and louder and i know she is close so I dont slow or stop. I just keep a steady pace and smile at all the pleasure I am causeing her, I suck her slit hard and run my teeth over it lightly and oush my finger deeeper, she lets out a loud gasp and grabs my head and holds it there as her body starts to spasm. I never stop during the entire orgasm, I want it to last and keep kissing and fingering her. She moans and gasps and screams for me, finally telling me to let her catch her breath. I stop and lean dowm and give her one last kiss. she jumps a little because of the sensitivity. I crawl up her body and give her a long kiss and says "thank you, I needed that". She reachs down and starts to stroke me slowely.......

07-01-2003, 10:25 PM	#47
Lizard Queen Posts: n/a	Don't bother with college, chump. Sell blow and pimp it up. There's a good life for you!

07-02-2003, 02:02 PM	#50
slugdownkoolaid Ownz Posts: 858	well if i ever decide to get dressed... im going to go right now! whooo... college educated hoodlum, my whole family and every teacher raised me to be a prison inmate by now and look HAHAHAHA. i'm alive, I'm not incarcerated and i'm going to college! hehe.. at the rate i overcome odds, i will rule the world one day.