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Old 07-01-2003, 01:55 PM   #1
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Old 07-01-2003, 01:56 PM   #2
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boobs.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 01:58 PM   #3
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Old 07-01-2003, 01:59 PM   #4
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Hey it's great for work.

"What is that SBT?"

"Those are titties held by hands."

"Clean out your desk."

"Awwwwww. The MAN is bringing me down again!"

LOL it hurts. My life is nothing but a hemorrhoid in strange_one's asshole.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:50 PM   #5
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:51 PM   #6
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tacky!

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:51 PM   #7
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:55 PM   #8
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:58 PM   #9
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well, duh! toby I bet you have bigger boobs than i do

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:00 PM   #10
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well, duh! toby I bet you have bigger boobs than i do
he does.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:00 PM   #11
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BURN!

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:01 PM   #12
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he does.
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:01 PM   #13
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we already figured that out...boobs.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:05 PM   #14
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Old 07-01-2003, 04:03 PM   #15
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Hey it's great for work.

"What is that SBT?"

"Those are titties held by hands."

"Clean out your desk."

"Awwwwww. The MAN is bringing me down again!"

LOL it hurts. My life is nothing but a hemorrhoid in strange_one's asshole.
Sucks. Can't you turn images off?

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 04:35 PM   #16
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Girls - if you did that for 5 minutes solid wouldn't it hurt? She really looks like she's going for it, like some Turkish masseuse

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:10 PM   #17
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Girls - if you did that for 5 minutes solid wouldn't it hurt? She really looks like she's going for it, like some Turkish masseuse
Mine wouldn't be able to pass that test. They are quite sensitive. It hurts to run, jump, and go up and down steps with either a regular or sports bra and I'm only a 34C. The only positive things about them are their perkiness and shirt filling properties.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:21 PM   #18
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why is everyone into titties lately?!?!

sickos.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:47 PM   #19
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I don't like it because I keep waiting for her to show me the money. And she never does and I'm getting horny.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:58 PM   #20
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I like to stack Geek USA's avatar above it and pretend Bjork has big titties.


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Old 07-01-2003, 07:50 PM   #21
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When I was 19, I met a man who took the role of my master (although at the time I had not been introduced to the concept of D/s). His name was Kheydoo. He was 35 and had the body of an adonis. He was very tall (over 6 foot) and worked out every day. He was Mauritian and had lovely chocolatey-brown skin. Meeting him was my first experience of literally going weak at the knees when he came in the room. I worshipped the ground he walked on and became a very willing pupil in sexual matters.

Before I met him, I had enjoyed a very active sex life, but it had been very straight. "Kinky" at this point was watching porn and masturbating together. However, he introduced me to bondage, spanking, role play, dressing up, whipping and all sorts of other things. Here is a tale of one of the hottest nights we spent together (for me).


We had been together for a few months and I now trusted him completely. One day, he told me to bathe and be ready for him when he came home (about 9.00pm) because he was going to take me out. I was very excited. He wouldn't tell me where we were going, but I did as he asked. I had a long bath, shaved and pampered myself. Then I put on full make-up, the way he liked it, lots of black around my eyes and very red glossy lips. I was ready and waiting for him when he came home. As he arrived, he handed me a bag and said, "Put this on".

I opened the bag and it contained an item of underwear. It's hard to describe. It was red and black lace, designed to cover the torso (like a swimming costume) except, there was nothing between the legs, apart from a thin strip of lacy elastic and it also left the breasts exposed. Along with this item were some black, thigh-high hold ups. I put the items on and asked how I looked. I received an admiring smile. "Now put on your black high heel shoes and your fur coat", he said. "Nothing else?", I asked. He shook his head and I did as he asked. (The fur coat had been inherited from my grandmother.)

"Ok. Let's go." he said, picking up his car keys and walking out of the door. I followed him, already feeling aroused by my state of undress beneath my coat.

We got in his car. I guess you could call it "a pimp mobile". It was big, silver and very sleek. We probably looked like a pimp and his whore. "Where are we going?", I asked. "Wait and see", was his response. And so he started driving.

He headed into the centre of London, hardly speaking, but smiling approvingly at me from time to time. I enjoyed looking around as by now it was after 10.00pm and the town was busy with normal night-life. After a while, we reached the centre of London and I realised we were in Soho. The girls were busy wandering around looking for business. "Would you like to get out here?" he asked me. I looked at him, terrified, "No!", I replied. He laughed. "Don't worry, I'm not going to make you" he said and with that he slid his hand under my coat and stroked my breast.

I leant back in the seat and breathed a sigh of relief. He continued driving and I continued watching the girls working the streets. We carried on driving around the area and he gradually worked from my breast to my pussy. I reached over to touch him, but he wouldn't let me. I was becoming more and more aroused as he played with my body, watching the girls, imagining their life-style. I spread my legs wide for him and he continued to play with my pussy, then my clit. I closed my eyes, feeling myself starting to cum. The vibration of the car adding to the sensations. I realised we'd not moved for a little while. I opened my eyes and saw we were at a red light, his fingers were working their magic on my clit and I moaned and spread my legs still wider. Then I realised, my coat had fallen open and a guy outside the car was watching us. I screamed, pulled my coat around me and at the same time the car moved off.

I shot a look at Kheydoo. "Why didn't you say anything!", I asked. "About what?" "About the guy watching us?" "Well, you seemed to be enjoying it and so did he. I didn't want to upset either of you.", he replied, laughing at the same time. I sulked for a while, but realised it had been incredibly horny and I felt myself getting wetter as I thought about it. We then drove home in silence.

When we got back to my place (a little bedsit) Kheydoo started to kiss me and take off my coat. My coat slid to the floor, but then I pulled away and sat on the bed. "Oh, come on," he said, "you're not still sulking are you?".

I didn't reply. He pulled me to my feet. "I asked you a question", he said. "Yes I am," I replied. "How could you do that to me?". "Do what?", he asked. "Expose me like that", I answered. "But you enjoyed it really," he said. And with that he reached between my legs and wiped his hand over my pussy roughly, then raised it in front of my face. "You see, dripping wet, you got turned on you horny bitch! Now, let's get you sorted."

With that, he turned me quickly and pushed me forward. There was an arm-chair in front of me which was already fitted with wrist and ankle clamps. He pushed my head down and quickly clamped my wrists to the chair, so my ass was raised in front of him. He ran his hands along the insides of my thighs pushing them gently apart.

"So, my little wet pussy, tell me how you felt when you realised a stranger could see your tits and my fingers fucking your tight, shaved pussy", he demanded, at the same time, rolling my nipples in his fingers and caressing my ass. "It felt horny," I replied. "Tell me more," he demanded as he stood behind me, pressing his hips to my ass. I could feel his cock straining through his trousers and I wanted it so badly. "I felt like his eyes were touching my body, caressing me even more, wanting me", I said. "Good, good ... but he can't have you, can he?" Kheydoo replied, "because you're mine, all mine, aren't you?" "Oh god, yes", I gasped, becoming more and more aroused, wanting his cock in my cunt so badly.

I pushed my hips back to him, demanding his cock, but he stepped back. "No, no, no ... patience my angel. You always want to rush. You need to relax more", he said as he opened a drawer. I knew that was the drawer full of our toys, but had no idea what he would be getting from there. Then I felt something pressing against my pussy lips, a vibrator. He set it to a slow speed and slowly fucked my pussy with it. "Nice my angel?" he asked. "Oh yes", I gasped, grinding my hips in response. I felt him step back again, leaving the vib gently buzzing in my pussy. By now I'm feeling dizzy. I am still bent over, my head in the cushion of the chair, my ass in the air, my legs stretched taught on my high heels.

Then I screamed in ecstasy as I felt the first flogging begin, across my ass, first one way, then the other, then between my legs. So gently at first, like feathers, then a little harder, tingling now, then harder, stinging and on and on and on. My ass dancing as the sensations rush through me. I start to cum, the emotion is so intense I'm crying, my body is shaking and trembling, my pussy spasms so much it pushes the vib right out of me. And at my peak, he plunges his cock deep inside me. He fucks me hard and deep as my orgasm rushes over me, then withdraws. He releases my wrists and pulls me up, turning me as he does so. He kisses me, deep and passionately and I return his kiss equally hard.

He leads me to the bed, where he lies down and I straddle myself across him, impaling myself on his beautiful cock. Slowly I start to ride him, looking at his face and seeing it full of pleasure. He reaches up and squeezes and plays with my nipples as I ride his cock. I reach back and gently caress his balls as his cock plunges deep inside me. We fuck like this for a while, sometimes kissing, sometimes not, until I feel his cock swelling inside me. I squeeze my cunt muscles tight and he slides the vibrator between us and positions it right on my clit. That makes me wild. I start riding him hard, like a huge stallion, he slaps my ass to encourage me and I feel another huge orgasm building inside me. I pound myself on his cock, trying to take him deeper and deeper, he slaps at my ass, at my clit, at my nipples - my whole body a writhing, buzzing mass of lively nerve endings. My orgasm sweeps through me, my cunt muscles squeezing his cock tight, making him cum too, pumping me full of his seed, I ride him though our orgasm, eventually collapsing, sobbing and gasping on his chest. Totally exhausted, totally spent.

We fell asleep like that and when I woke a few hours later his cock was still inside me. I squeezed my pussy muscles a few times and he came back to life. This time we made love, lovingly and slowly. Cuming again then sleeping peacefully, curled up in each other's arms.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 06:59 AM   #22
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