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Old 07-02-2003, 02:01 AM   #1
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Default would you let melanie griffith give you head?

hmm. i dunno. she's kinda got that "hi, i've been drugged and you can have sex with me while my husband antonio watches. oh, he doesn't mind. i have a pet donkey. these rooms are sound proof. we have an 8 week supply of amyl nitrates and deli turkey. do you feel better motherfucker" dazed/lazy eye look. kinda creepy if you ask me. kinda has horse teeth too.

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Old 07-02-2003, 02:05 AM   #2
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i bet it takes alot of cocaine to be a good celebrity.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:07 AM   #3
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cocaine makes me feel like a celebrity.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:09 AM   #4
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She has funky lips and an annoying voice.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:09 AM   #5
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cocaine makes me feel like a mindless drug hoover.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:10 AM   #6
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She has funky lips and an annoying voice.
i bet she tastes like prosciutto.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:12 AM   #7
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We're talking about head? Of course I'd let Melanie Griffith give me head. I'd probably let Merv Griffin give me head.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:13 AM   #8
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that tatoo is class

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:17 AM   #9
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I don't see why not, i mean, yes she has had so much cosmetic surgery that she looks like somebody else, but she still looks fine to me, i can dig it.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:17 AM   #10
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We're talking about head? Of course I'd let Melanie Griffith give me head. I'd probably let Merv Griffin give me head.
would you let a dead horse with it's teeth removed and a bag of lubed up mice in a paperbag warmed 35 seconds in the microwave in it's mouth give you head? on sunday?

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:30 AM   #11
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would you let a dead horse with it's teeth removed and a bag of lubed up mice in a paperbag warmed 35 seconds in the microwave in it's mouth give you head? on sunday?
Not on the Sabbath.

 
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:30 AM   #12
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i'd let that guy she's with give me head fo'sho

 
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