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Old 07-01-2003, 03:53 PM   #31
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Are you having sex??? Praying to the lord won't save you, you dirty sinner111

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:54 PM   #32
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Are you having sex??? Praying to the lord won't save you, you dirty sinner111
I can repent

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:58 PM   #33
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uhm, they go to a place like this:

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Old 07-01-2003, 04:00 PM   #34
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Old 07-01-2003, 04:12 PM   #35
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I think Hasidic Jews do it through a hole in the sheet. I might be mistaken. But I don't think I am.

 
Old 07-01-2003, 04:13 PM   #36
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Old 07-01-2003, 04:16 PM   #37
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Old 07-01-2003, 04:17 PM   #38
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I think Hasidic Jews do it through a hole in the sheet. I might be mistaken. But I don't think I am.
Q-8: Do Hasidim really have sex through a hole in a sheet?
A-13: NO! According to urban legend, this silly rumor got started in the ghettos of Europe, where some people saw the four-cornered garments with fringes (which do have a hole in the middle for the head) hanging on the wash line. They didn't know what they were for, so their imaginations took over...

Hasidism -- and Judaism in general -- regards sex as a natural and beautiful thing, so long as it remains between spouses in privacy. The fact that Hasidim tend to have a lot of children should tell you that we have nothing against sex! We do, however, object to seeing intimate moments and bare bodies in movies and billboards, because we feel it cheapens something that is sacred and private.

I suppose this is also the place to dispel the urban legend about how Hasidim supposedly display the bloody sheets on the morning after the wedding night to prove the bride was a virgin. No, we don't do that one, either. There was a scene spoofing this in the movie Yentl but, as I explained in Part 1, Question 9 of this FAQ, "Yentl" is a comedy, not a documentary -- and like most comedies, it's full of absurd cliches.

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Old 07-01-2003, 05:35 PM   #39
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Thank you, Suze #2 :-p.

I think my Jewish mother used to tell me that as a child to traumatize me.

 
Old 07-01-2003, 08:05 PM   #40
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Extemely religiously.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 11:47 PM   #41
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SWEET! I want a 2500 word typed report. Send it to my PM box. Thx.
I'll just tell them some people on the internet were wondering, they'll understand.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 11:49 PM   #42
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are those amish people? I thought they weren't allowed to use machinery and stuff
nope. They avoid modern "worldly" stuff like that in their private lives, but for work/business etc, its acceptable. ie i know some Amish use computers for their farm business.
i'm sure some avoid all that completly, but most are ok with it if its work related... basically as long as its not personal.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 11:58 PM   #43
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If the woman is horny, is she allowed to speak up? Does she even get horny?

Do they just do missionary and the woman lies there ?? Is she allowed to enjoy it/ orgasm?
Supposedly, if a women had an orgasm, it helps her get pregnant. So, I would think that God would want her to enjoy sex, since having her enjoy it means a greater chance of her procreating.
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