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Old 07-01-2003, 02:00 PM   #1
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What you need to know before you go to the Rainbow Family Gathering

How to Get There

What Is It?

Before you go we suggest a little soul-searching -- you'll want to define yourself properly so you can camp with like minds. The Gathering is a gaggle of groups -- there's a yoga camp, a Jewish camp with a kosher kitchen (unfortunately, running out of matzo balls the day we were there), a Krishna camp, a kids camp and, of course, the infamous A-camp for those who want wine with dinner or beer for breakfast. How to Get There Take state Route 150 south out of Evanston to Forest Service Road 058, a rocky dirt road over Elizabeth Pass. From the pass, it's 2 1/2 miles to the Welcome Home entrance. You'll see a lot of Forest Service vehicles at the junction. To save schlepping, you can unload your stuff here, if you're quick. Leave someone with the stuff, then drive five miles to the approved parking lot. Volunteer shuttles run from the parking lot back to the entrance; it can take awhile.
From the entrance, another ad hoc shuttle bus runs to the trailhead. From there, it's about a two-mile hike to the main circle. The trail, muddy in places, is marked by pink and orange ribbons. Rainbow Etiquette* "Welcome home!" is the proper general greeting -- accompanied by a hug. Don't be shy.
* "Brother" or "Sister" is the proper form of address.
* Rainbow is a barter economy. Take water, food, candy and other delights to trade for water, food, candy and other delights. Shuttle drivers are pleased to get real cash for gas.
* Sharing is the rule: water, rides, bug spray, cookies and hacky-sacks. Rainbow-Speak* Rap 107: Traditional information -- written, spoken, or online -- about the encampment, health and sanitation data, basics.
* Information and Rumor Control: Down the trail and across the big circle, the most official-looking camp at the Gathering may be able to tell what you want to know. But maybe not.
* CALM: Stands for Center for Alternative Living Medicine, the equivalent of the Rainbow infirmary.
* Focalizer: Here's the definition from the unofficial Rainbow Web site: "It's a magical word; it means anything you want it to. The catch is that you really have to mean it. In essence, focalizing is communicating.
* Shantih sena: Sanskrit for "peace army," this is the Rainbow equivalent of cop. Just yell "shantih sena" if someone besides the Forest Service is hassling you.
* A-camp: The camp near the entrance where the drinkers are welcome.
* Wish-list: Camps post lists of needed or wanted items -- tobacco, hemp, bug spray, celery, hallucinogenics, and potatoes, for example.
* Shadow: The name of every shuttle driver.
* Rainbow name: Most people, except Rainbow virgins, have one. We met, among others, Care Bear, Coonass, Smokey and the Grave Spirit.
* Rainbow time: Is only an approximate concept, best enclosed in quotation marks. What to Take* Normal camping stuff. Sleeping bag, blanket, tent/tarp, toilet paper/paper towels.
* The "duh" stuff -- flashlight, rain gear, hat.
* Plate, cup, bowl, spoon. Kitchens are communal; dishes are not. For space cadets: If you remember nothing but the cup, you can get by. However, it's hard to drink water or eat soup from a plate.
* Biodegradeable soap. But you might as well realize the Rainbow experience is about becoming one with the earth in the most literal way. Embrace the dirt -- shower next week.
* Bug repellent, sun screen, sunburn lotion.
* WATER, WATER, WATER, and more WATER. There are hundreds of feet of PVC piping filtered water to the wash stations, but the more water you can take in, the better.
* Tools (knife, axe, saw). Fire is the hippie's television -- there's always wood to cut.
* Musical instruments (non-electrical). Especially drums, for the huge drum-circle at dusk.
* Seasoning -- salt, pepper, and maybe a little bottle of Tabasco. What Not to Take* Alcohol, except to A-camp.
* Dogs. Although everyone brings them anyway, it would be a lot nicer if they wouldn't. Human waste is hard enough to dispose of.
* Bad attitudes/negative vibes
* Radios/boom boxes. Rainbow is unplugged.
* Guns/weapons: never welcomed at a Gathering.
* Cameras: For a sometime bare-breasted, share-everything family of 20,000, Rainbow people have strong feelings about invasion of privacy.
* FireworksHappenings at the HappeningMay or may not happen (see "Rainbow Time).
* AGR Party: A get together for folks that on the AGR (alt.gathering.rainbow) newsgroup and email list. It'll probably be Wednesday, at "2 p.m." at the Instant Soup Kitchen.
* Rainbow Lovin' U: Offering courses such as Peace & Healing 101, Advanced Degree in Crapper Digging.
* Circle for Peace: A silent circling of people to pray for world peace Friday. The circle for peace starts at sunrise at main circle, and ends around Rainbow noon.
* Kiddie Village Parade Allegedly scheduled after the peace circle. Rainbow Wear Brothers and sisters wear everything from Frye boots to bare feet, but we recommend sturdy shoes for hiking in the mud and rocks and flip-flops for around camp.
Accessorize. Your vehicle, your tent, yourself. Rainbow is all about letting your freak flag fly. Where to Eat* Lovin' Ovens
* Vegetarian Kitchen
* Kosher Kitchen
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:07 PM   #2
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You sure seem fascinated with the Rainbow Gathering.

They were in Montana a few months ago. Damn hippies causing a ruckus.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:09 PM   #3
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NOTES SCRIBBLED
BY A PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR
ON A STUDENT PAPER
ENTITLED
"THE TRUTH OF DEATH."

It's unclear to me what you're trying to say here. Do you literally mean to say people are like ideas and therefore never die? Is this an expansive metaphor?

Check the reference. I don't believe Hegel ever said that.

Nice.

Since movies are fictional, you probably shouldn't use their storylines to explicate truth.

Same goes for "reality" television. Though I, too, enjoy Elimidate.

You've bogged yourself down here a bit.

Tom Petty is still alive.

Yitzak Rabin was a man.

Huh?

Bogged down again.

You haven't mentioned truth or death anywhere in the last page or so.

That's not how you spell Heidegger.

Did you mean "The Death of Truth"?

Death comes swiftly.

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Old 07-01-2003, 02:10 PM   #4
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You sure seem fascinated with the Rainbow Gathering.

They were in Montana a few months ago. Damn hippies causing a ruckus.
It seems to be the only thing they can report on locally. I have some friends that may be going up to it. I don't think I'd be able to stomach that kind of thing. I'm bitter, old and full of intollerance.

 
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It seems to be the only thing they can report on locally.
haha...yeah, it was the same situation

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:11 PM   #6
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YOU WERE SURELY BLOWING THE PROFESSOR!

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:17 PM   #7
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RITES OF SPRING
VACATION

The plane ride started with the stewardess giving me an inner-thigh rub while feeding me grapes and shooters of Jack Daniels. Her hair was bleached, and her narrow, slitty eyes were tarred with eyeliner. I felt a bit awkward, since Weathermeyer doesn't have the class not to gawk openly, like a net-hat-wearing yokel.

Dinner wasn't bad

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:20 PM   #8
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*packs bags and good vibes*
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:28 PM   #9
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They were in a forest near where my aunt and uncle live about two years ago. Apparently one of their friends went to see what was going on and a naked obese woman jumped out in front of his car and was singing or dancing or both.
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:31 PM   #10
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They were in a forest near where my aunt and uncle live about two years ago. Apparently one of their friends went to see what was going on and a naked obese woman jumped out in front of his car and was singing or dancing or both.
Ahhhh that sounds like a blast!

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:41 PM   #11
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They were in a forest near where my aunt and uncle live about two years ago. Apparently one of their friends went to see what was going on and a naked obese woman jumped out in front of his car and was singing or dancing or both.[/b]
Hahahaha. oh man. oh I laughed so hard.

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* Wish-list: Camps post lists of needed or wanted items -- ....celery, hallucinogenics, and potatoes, for example.
* Shadow: The name of every shuttle driver.
hah dude what the crap. Can I get a day pass? Man I want someone to call me Shadow. maybe that can be my rainbow name. Although it does remind me of the old golden retriever in Homeward Bound.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:48 PM   #12
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Hahahaha. oh man. oh I laughed so hard.


hah dude what the crap. Can I get a day pass? Man I want someone to call me Shadow. maybe that can be my rainbow name. Although it does remind me of the old golden retriever in Homeward Bound.
It's free! Just show up and say welcome home and give out some hugs to some stinky folk. I'm changing my name to Care Bear now.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:51 PM   #13
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dude dude I so will!! but where are they going? How can I find these people?!!? and umm do I have to give hugs? are one armed hugs okay?

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:52 PM   #14
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just tell me where, i will bring guns and liquor.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:56 PM   #15
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It's in Utah close to the Wyoming border.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:57 PM   #16
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It's in Utah close to the Wyoming border.
There's nothing there. They must always choose a place with nothing there, so they can frolic in nature? naked?

 
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I went to the Gathering in Mark Twain National Forest in Missouri a few years back. It was greatness. Don’t offer the hippies any money for their jewelry, food, pot, etc. The Hare Krishnas cook the best food. Don’t pick up any hitchhikers named 5 as you’re leaving the Gathering. Really what you should do is just make friends with some of the hippies and then drop out of society after its over and roam the country with them.

 
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I used to be in a Hardcore band called "death to my murder"... and we had our first show at a huge venue..normally we do openings for small venues..but we were super excited about playing with some local huge bands, the turn out was amazing... my friend and bandmate Sarah peeked through the curtains with me...We wanted to start jumping up and down with excitement... But we decided to get off the stage and go back to the back room on the side of the stage for the bands to hang out in. We were talking to the other guys and one other girl that was there....it was like 20 guys and 3 girls...so crowded, but it was fun. the heat of the room and someone always knocking into me, or touching me, the sexual tension was amazing..

The guys were making stupid comments about how hot Sarah and i was...and started asking us to kiss...
We were both good little Christian girls, which made the desire to make us do dirty things even stronger..Sarah had known from past conversations that i love to lick pussy, but i never get the chance...
So, we decided to give in and kiss for the guys excitement. I softly layed my hand on her cheek and pulled her near to my lips for a kiss.........her lips were so soft, and pouty when she kissed me. She giggled out of nervousness just after the first kiss, causing me to giggle...
the boys said they wanted more...So, we turn to each other and kissed again. I moved my hand down to her amazing perky breasts..I pulled her shirt off and pressed her against the wall.
She hadn't worn a bra because her top was so tight it held her breasts tight, revealing her hard nipples..I loved her nipples, sucking, biting and pulling her nipples...She tilted her head back and softly moaned...i looked back to the guys, realizing, the room at gotten silent...they all looked really uncomfortable, some had their hands in their pants, stroking their dicks. Others were just adjusting their throbbing cocks to a more comfortable position.
It made me so horny knowing their were getting off to seeing me touch her... i wanted to give them something to really ache for....
So, i took off my top ( didnt wear a bra either for the same reason), so i was just in my short pleaded black skirt, black thigh highs and a guarder, she had the same outfit on..we dressed about the same for shows... I removed her short skirt and her underwear was the kind that had belts on the sides, so i undid the belts and removed her underwear, but i kept her guarder and thigh highs on...I licked my index finger and pressed it against her wet pussy. She had the most gorgous pussy.. My pussy was throbbing, just thinking about being able to lick and taste her jucies...knowing all the guys would see.... I parted her pussy lips and flicked my tongue against her clit. She moaned so hard, She grabbed my hair at the roots and pulled as she moaned, i didn't even touch her vagnial hole, i just flicked her clit with my tongue...I then turned for my purse, and pulled out my vib, i turned it on and put just the tip on her clit, i asked her to let me know when i hit it just right, as about a couple seconds of moving around her clit, i hit it just right and kept it there.
Because it felt so good, the pleasure just grew and grew, her moans got louder and louder and soon she was screaming "fuck"...she almost couldn't handle it anymore....she was cumming so hard. i love it, i started stroking her pussy with my tongue and put two fingers up her vaginally and one up her ass, keeping my vib on her pussy...pumping her hard....She came so hard..it was unreal...After she came, her pussy was really sensitive, so i knew i would have to leave her alone. So, i turned to the guys and grabbed my boyfriend and pulled him into the bathroom, sat him down on the toliet, i had earily told him not to cum while watching me play with Sarah..he has obeyed, i just jumped on, and started riding him, i was so wet, he just slide right in. so good and sweet...he felt so good, i started screamed almost right away...he just got so into it, he stood up and pressed me against the wall, lifting my legs and wrapping them around his waist, i held on the shelves on the wall, trying to release some pressure from him, so he could fuck me harder...the wall, started making a thrumping noise, it was so great. i loved it.......yaya.........

 
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LOL. WHAT THE CRAP?

oh, i'm going to sell soap and brushes. it's my billionaire plan.

 
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ever considered writting books for extremely religious people read secretly?
why? they can get them for free on netphoria!

 
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ever considered writting books for extremely religious people read secretly?
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why? they can get them for free on netphoria!
Then, making some cash with those as ebooks

 
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