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Out fart the hottie!
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I have impulse issues and my psychiatrist monitors what I post here. She said that I shouldn't make threads about how I want to stalk and fuck you. So I'm telling you now, I don't really want to fuck you. I made that up and I can't actually fuck because I haven't gotten it up in 3 years. That's right, my penis doesn't work. The only way I have been able to get aroused is by watching old episodes of Wild Kingdom. It is currently not being played on any of the local stations and I don't think it's available on DVD.
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quite alright since i wasn't seriously considering pimping myself out. extra cash would be nice but the whole shame, feeling dirty, wanting to burn my skin and pluck my eyes out thing wouldn't really work with my current prescriptions
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Immortal
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Pledge
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CORNFROST
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Minion of Satan
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