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Old 07-01-2003, 02:04 PM   #31
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it wasn't easy to do it all the time you know.


She lived with her family in a condo, and this one time she was on all fours in the living room facing towards the front door about 3 in the afternoon. I'm straddled behind like a true cowboy and she's howling in either pleasure or pain. My cock sliding in and out of her fresh juicy ass and... bam, in walks someone!!! Door was supposed to be locked but in our frenzy to get down and dirty someone must have forgot. It was only her brother so I was lucky. If it was her father walking in on some horndog banging his only daughter's virgin ass then I woulda been sailing over the balcony with a smile on my face and my final load shooting out my cock. So here's my tip: lock the front door

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:07 PM   #32
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sailing over the balcony with a smile on my face and my final load shooting out my cock.



the funniest mental image evar

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:13 PM   #33
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ok that fucking session sounds all nice and dandy....maybe it feels nice and dandy, but what about the clean up!>!?!
what girl wants to fart semen? how the hell am i supposed to deal with that? it's not enough that you gotta put it in my ass but then you gotta cum there and get me all nasty? come on have a little sympathy for a sister and offer to lick it out!
jesus loves you@!!
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:14 PM   #34
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you should have donkey punched her when you finished


the Houdini is funneh-er.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:14 PM   #35
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i like to lick cum out of buttholes.
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:19 PM   #36
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oh man.

then there was this time with serena.

I gently pushed my cockhead into her tight ass, as I didn't want to hurt her. She screamed, "Yes! Give me your dick! Fuck my ass!" I slowly pushed my cock into her, spreading her cheeks wide with my hands. She pushed her ass back against me, and I began stroking in and out of her. She was going wild, moaning and pushing into me. I grabbed her shoulders to help thrust deep within her. Her asshole was so tight and gripping that after only ten or fifteen strokes I came hard inside her, while I kept thrusting. I must have cum for 40 seconds at least. It was one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:58 PM   #37
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how would i though ?
its like not knowing what bellend, raj or schemey meant here.
i know what bellend is

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:00 PM   #38
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i know what bellend is
has callum given you his ?
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:04 PM   #39
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:05 PM   #40
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what ?

why arent you at the pub ?
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:07 PM   #41
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what ?

why arent you at the pub ?
because nobody was going tonight but jack called and we'll probably be there tomorrow night?

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:08 PM   #42
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has callum given you his ?
No. I think that would be illegal...or wait, is he 16 yet

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:11 PM   #43
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No. I think that would be illegal...or wait, is he 16 yet
i'm 17.


woe is me.

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:15 PM   #44
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i'm 17.


woe is me.
well then! next time i'm in the UK

 
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:17 PM   #45
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score, well done shagger your in there.
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:24 PM   #46
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