driving

[mpp]

Originally posted by jczeroman

pure bliss will be when you are driving behind me and i tap my break and you sore into the back of my car + proceed to pay me lots of money

[NegativeSleep]

Originally posted by jczeroman

yeah, whenever a person like that tailgates me and starts weaving all over the place, I slow down to the speed limit and just hum alongside the big transport truck beside me and ensure there's no fucking way they're getting past me. Then I'll "own" the road, which will piss them off even further.

[jczeroman]

Originally posted by mpp


pure bliss will be when you are driving behind me and i tap my break and you sore into the back of my car + proceed to pay me lots of money

I will shoot you in the head first (as I keep a gun in my glove compartment for such "emergencies"). I will tailgate people who go to slow. Drive fast, and I won't tailgate you. Otherwise you have no right to be on my raods in the first place.

[jczeroman]

Originally posted by NegativeSleep


yeah, whenever a person like that tailgates me and starts weaving all over the place, I slow down to the speed limit and just hum alongside the big transport truck beside me and ensure there's no fucking way they're getting past me. Then I'll "own" the road, which will piss them off even further.

see above post from "I will..." to "...place."

[crescentfresh]

Originally posted by jczeroman


see above post from "I will..." to "...place."

I just pray people like you will hit me, so I can get some insurance money.

[jczeroman]

Originally posted by crescentfresh


I just pray people like you will hit me, so I can get some insurance money.

I'm too good right now. I'll mellow out as I get older, and I am a little upset today because there was a bunch of fucktards in the fastlane of the highway going 60 yesterday. Rather than flip them off I'm now content to pass their ass in the slow lane then point at the slow lane for a few minutes. There are very few things that make me more upset.

[NegativeSleep]

you sure showed them! http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif

[spa ced]

I would love driving...if there were no other people on the road.

Things I hate about driving

1) When out of state people take the fast lane and just barely go the maximum speed or go slower. I hate these people soo much. Maybe life is that fucking slow in Montana or Wyoming or whatever fucking state you're from but things move just a little bit faster in Texas.

2) When someone isn't going fast in the fast lane until you move over to the right lane to try to pass them and they speed up to not let you. These people piss me off because they're posers...acting like they were driving that fast but they're only trying to not let you pass.

[jczeroman]

Originally posted by sp_aced

1) When out of state people take the fast lane and just barely go the maximum speed or go slower. I hate these people soo much. Maybe life is that fucking slow in Montana or Wyoming or whatever fucking state you're from but things move just a little bit faster in Texas.

2) When someone isn't going fast in the fast lane until you move over to the right lane to try to pass them and they speed up to not let you. These people piss me off because they're posers...acting like they were driving that fast but they're only trying to not let you pass.

let's be friends

[NegativeSleep]

I guess in summary, I hate assholes on the road in general. Whether they're the ones that drive slowly to intentionally block a route or stand like 2m back from the stop line at a red light when I'm right behind them signaling to turn right, or those who drive like it's fucking super mario kart and weave back and forth and tailgate you (and throw fucking red shells at you). Anyone who thinks they own the road clearly shouldn't be entitled to a license and the responsibility it entails. You're the cause of a big chunk of those driving mortality statistics.

[jczeroman]

Originally posted by NegativeSleep
I guess in summary, I hate assholes on the road in general. Whether they're the ones that drive slowly to intentionally block a route or stand like 2m back from the stop line at a red light when I'm right behind them signaling to turn right, or those who drive like it's fucking super mario kart and weave back and forth and tailgate you (and throw fucking red shells at you). Anyone who thinks they own the road clearly shouldn't be entitled to a license and the responsibility it entails. You're the cause of a big chunk of those driving mortality statistics.

I wouldn't consider myself an asshole. I am simply out to ensure that I get to where I want in the quickest, most efficient manner possible. Sometimes that involves a little "motivation" on the part of my horn or middle finger. But I am not out to cause anybody harm or anything (most of those last few posts were in good fun, I don't really think I own the road). Roads are one of the few things in life that we have to share, but they are for a purpose. If people want to drive like gma's in the country then fine, but in downtown Eugene people want to get places and that needs to be respected.