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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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Yeah man, they constipate you. I had IBS, so it actually improved that for me and it's actually stuck with me somehow. But for most people it could be dangerous (impacted bowels) and I also believe chronic constipation is a risk factor for rectal cancer (citation needed).
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whatever you do don't take too much advil every day... it'll kill you, and while it's killing you, you may not know it
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Socialphobic
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But but but they are the only painkiller strong enough to actually kill pain. Oh cruel world! Too expensive though, especially on the street. Even the hospital doesn't come out to $80 a shot. I'm way more scared of tylenol than most opies. Fuck opana though
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Advil™: the killer in you
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Shut the fuck up!
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I've seen Trainspotting and Requiem for a Dream, so if you need any advice about heroine, I'm always here for you.
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Brazilian Blouselord
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If anyone wants to get alone/internet drunk in this thread later I'll be around.
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Brazilian Blouselord
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But only in this thread.
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Brazilian Blouselord
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They were selling beer at the Pittsburgh Auto Show so today turned into the best day of the year.
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I was taking it every day for ms pain because I didn't want to be on pain pills, and it started making my stomach lining bleed. Over a period of time, I'd feel more fatigued and weak, but I thought it was just the ms. Then one day I started feeling my heart beating in my chest really slowly and I couldn't catch my breath. I could hear my heart beat in my ears and it was getting louder, then I passed out. When I was taken to the hosp, they found that I needed a blood transfusion. After some tests they decided that the advil had been basically burning my stomach lining, and had caused a few ulcers too. What's bad is, I knew the warnings about it, but I didn't think it would happen to me, and the pain affected my ability to care at the time.
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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Quote:
As soon as you tell an ER doc that 800mg of ibuprofen does nothing at all, they know you are full of shit (lying and/or mentally addicted to narcotics). Last edited by reprise85 : 02-15-2014 at 09:45 PM. |
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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Brazilian Blouselord
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Wanna put this song on replay, I can listen to it all day. I can listen to you all day, hear you all day.
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can't stop looking at that dumpy ginger ass
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also stop looking at the camera mario lopez
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Brazilian Blouselord
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A C Slater definitely put it in her butt.
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Shut the fuck up!
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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Banned
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I met a purty girl maybe?
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Banned
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Banned
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Banned
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i have huge colon problems
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Banned
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my huge colon is a problem
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Brazilian Blouselord
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What a winning combo: gambling and sex toys
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What is happening?
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I liked it when it said dildos the first time
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