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Old 02-15-2014, 11:24 AM   #61
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my ex-boss had huge colon problems - last i heard he was in the hospital and they thought it could be cancer.

he got hooked on the pills from a hip injury years ago and was still being prescribed them.
Yeah man, they constipate you. I had IBS, so it actually improved that for me and it's actually stuck with me somehow. But for most people it could be dangerous (impacted bowels) and I also believe chronic constipation is a risk factor for rectal cancer (citation needed).

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 11:42 AM   #62
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whatever you do don't take too much advil every day... it'll kill you, and while it's killing you, you may not know it

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 04:26 PM   #63
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But but but they are the only painkiller strong enough to actually kill pain. Oh cruel world! Too expensive though, especially on the street. Even the hospital doesn't come out to $80 a shot. I'm way more scared of tylenol than most opies. Fuck opana though

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 05:00 PM   #64
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whatever you do don't take too much advil every day... it'll kill you, and while it's killing you, you may not know it
why what does it do to you?

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 05:23 PM   #65
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Advil™: the killer in you

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 05:30 PM   #66
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why what does it do to you?
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Old 02-15-2014, 06:11 PM   #67
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I've seen Trainspotting and Requiem for a Dream, so if you need any advice about heroine, I'm always here for you.

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 08:06 PM   #68
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If anyone wants to get alone/internet drunk in this thread later I'll be around.

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 08:06 PM   #69
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But only in this thread.

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 08:06 PM   #70
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Old 02-15-2014, 09:32 PM   #71
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why what does it do to you?
I was taking it every day for ms pain because I didn't want to be on pain pills, and it started making my stomach lining bleed. Over a period of time, I'd feel more fatigued and weak, but I thought it was just the ms. Then one day I started feeling my heart beating in my chest really slowly and I couldn't catch my breath. I could hear my heart beat in my ears and it was getting louder, then I passed out. When I was taken to the hosp, they found that I needed a blood transfusion. After some tests they decided that the advil had been basically burning my stomach lining, and had caused a few ulcers too. What's bad is, I knew the warnings about it, but I didn't think it would happen to me, and the pain affected my ability to care at the time.

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 09:40 PM   #72
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But but but they are the only painkiller strong enough to actually kill pain. Oh cruel world! Too expensive though, especially on the street. Even the hospital doesn't come out to $80 a shot. I'm way more scared of tylenol than most opies. Fuck opana though
Spoken like a true painkiller addict. Tylenol is pretty bullshitty, but NSAIDs are really good at killing pain from a lot of things. Did more for me when I had a dry socket than Vicodin did. And you don't have to worry about the dangers of tylenol unless you take a lot of it. That's also a red flag that you're an addict - being "afraid of tylenol"

As soon as you tell an ER doc that 800mg of ibuprofen does nothing at all, they know you are full of shit (lying and/or mentally addicted to narcotics).

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Old 02-15-2014, 09:44 PM   #73
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I was taking it every day for ms pain because I didn't want to be on pain pills, and it started making my stomach lining bleed. Over a period of time, I'd feel more fatigued and weak, but I thought it was just the ms. Then one day I started feeling my heart beating in my chest really slowly and I couldn't catch my breath. I could hear my heart beat in my ears and it was getting louder, then I passed out. When I was taken to the hosp, they found that I needed a blood transfusion. After some tests they decided that the advil had been basically burning my stomach lining, and had caused a few ulcers too. What's bad is, I knew the warnings about it, but I didn't think it would happen to me, and the pain affected my ability to care at the time.
Yeah, I did this too. Took ibuprofen for my stomach pain (this was way before I got into painkillers) and developed or worsened an ulcer

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 11:13 PM   #74
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Wanna put this song on replay, I can listen to it all day. I can listen to you all day, hear you all day.

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 11:32 PM   #75
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Old 02-15-2014, 11:43 PM   #76
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can't stop looking at that dumpy ginger ass

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 11:44 PM   #77
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also stop looking at the camera mario lopez

 
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Old 02-15-2014, 11:54 PM   #78
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A C Slater definitely put it in her butt.

 
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Old 02-16-2014, 02:09 AM   #79
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Spoken like a true painkiller addict. Tylenol is pretty bullshitty, but NSAIDs are really good at killing pain from a lot of things. Did more for me when I had a dry socket than Vicodin did. And you don't have to worry about the dangers of tylenol unless you take a lot of it. That's also a red flag that you're an addict - being "afraid of tylenol"

As soon as you tell an ER doc that 800mg of ibuprofen does nothing at all, they know you are full of shit (lying and/or mentally addicted to narcotics).
800mg does nothing for me.

 
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Old 02-16-2014, 02:20 AM   #80
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800mg does nothing for me.
how about other NSAIDs?

i mean, if you were at a 10 ibuprofen wouldn't take you down to a 9? for most people it would for everyday injuries/pain. not cancer pain or whatever, or if your leg gets chopped off.

 
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Old 02-16-2014, 04:05 AM   #81
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I met a purty girl maybe?

 
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Old 02-16-2014, 05:45 AM   #82
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my ex-boss had huge colon problems
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Old 02-16-2014, 05:46 AM   #83
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If anyone wants to get alone/internet drunk in this thread later I'll be around.
you're not here now faggot

 
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Old 02-16-2014, 05:51 AM   #84
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i have huge colon problems

 
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Old 02-16-2014, 08:02 AM   #85
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my huge colon is a problem

 
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Old 02-16-2014, 10:57 AM   #86
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GDI I TRIED.

 
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Old 02-17-2014, 04:22 AM   #87
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What a winning combo: gambling and sex toys

 
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What is happening?

 
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I liked it when it said dildos the first time

 
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