there should be a bot drinking game

Order 66 · 02-12-2014, 11:19 PM

but what would the rules be? potential ones off the top my head:

1. anything not in english, that's a shot

2. anything legibly about boner pills, that's a shot

3. if it bumps a thread that isn't among the top 10 threads on the first page, that's a shot

4. everytime a bot bumps more than three threads at once, that's a shot

5. if the bot post stays more than an hour, that's a shot. add an additional shot for ever subsequent hour said bot post remains (limit to one shot per set of posts if multiple posts remain at once - don't want you to get alcohol poisoning!)

duovamp · 02-12-2014, 11:22 PM

6. If it involves designer purses or shoes, take a shot

duovamp · 02-12-2014, 11:24 PM

Currently drinking: Mtn Dew + vodka

Mistakes were made.

Order 66 · 02-12-2014, 11:28 PM

if i may, an addendum to the first rule: *gibberish in english still counts as english

Trotskilicious · 02-12-2014, 11:31 PM

when one of these bots goes off like a bomb you might just die

Order 66 · 02-12-2014, 11:33 PM

duovamp · 02-12-2014, 11:37 PM

When I woke up today I said "Nick, you're not gonna lick that man's windows."

Trotskilicious · 02-12-2014, 11:46 PM

i'm going to drink a bottle of evan williams and put that on loop

duovamp · 02-12-2014, 11:52 PM

Got the urge to watch it.

http://seekcartoon.com/watch/26326-t...l#.Uvw_AbSvjM4

Trotskilicious · 02-12-2014, 11:54 PM

Colonel?

BLEH!

Kreatorkind · 02-12-2014, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i'm going to drink a bottle of evan williams and put that on loop

Pfft... Evan Williams... the poor mans Jim Beam...

which is why I like it. Or Ten High.

duovamp · 02-13-2014, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

Colonel?

BLEH!

Lenny's reign of terror is over...

Trotskilicious · 02-13-2014, 12:06 AM

i know it's a different episode but

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF
dad, sit down.

Bread Regal · 02-13-2014, 12:10 AM

if the bot is actually a child laborer in the third world, take a shot.

redbreegull · 02-13-2014, 12:12 AM

when a bot bumps a thread more than a year old, chug a beer

duovamp · 02-13-2014, 12:24 AM

slunken · 02-13-2014, 12:31 AM

I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE BOT DRINKING GAME FOR YEARS YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKED

slunken · 02-13-2014, 12:35 AM

NOT IN ENGLISH - DO A SHOT/TAKE A DRINK

EXTRA DRINK/SHOT IF THE BOT IS USING ONE OF THOSE CRAZY FONTS NOT ROMAN

TAKE EXTRA DRINK/SHOT FOR EVEY THREAD BUMPED OVER 3 - DOUBLE SHOT/DRINK FOR EVERY ONE IF THREAD IS OVER A YEAR OLD

BONUS ROUND * SEEMS LIKE A GENUINE/FUNNY REPLY THAT COULD WORK WITHIN THE CONTEXT - DRINK/SHOT

TAKE A DRINK/SHOT IF YOU FIND YOURSELF SITTING IN THE SAME THREAD POSTING AT THE SAME TIME

TAKE DRINK/SHOT FOR EVERY POETIC PHRASE YOU FIND IN BROKEN ENGLISH BOTS - DOESN'T COUNT AS NOT IN ENGLISH BOT

TAKE DRINK SHOT IF YOU CAN GET THE BOT TO TALK TO YOU

slunken · 02-13-2014, 12:55 AM

oh u fixed it

slunken · 02-13-2014, 12:56 AM

that would only be 2 drinks in my version

Kreatorkind · 02-13-2014, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pavementtune

Ihr Knödelköpfe wie wär's mit Louis Vitton Handtaschen gefüllt mit Viagra Pillen, eure Leber fährt zur Hölle

I apply for the bot-job, here are 4 shots for your liver

Way ahead of you.

(four shots? I've got way more than that goin on right now...)

Trotskilicious · 02-13-2014, 01:39 AM

drinkin alone is hardcore

Order 66 · 02-13-2014, 01:44 AM

he's postin from da club

Kreatorkind · 02-13-2014, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

drinkin alone is hardcore

When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself...

Shallowed · 02-13-2014, 02:53 AM

If you make a humorous reply to the bot then you must take a shot

slunken · 02-13-2014, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreatorkind

When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself...

George Thorogood & the Destroyers have got to be the most uncoolest cool band in the universe. I love them.

Kreatorkind · 02-13-2014, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

George Thorogood & the Destroyers have got to be the most uncoolest cool band in the universe. I love them.

I agree. I reluctantly like them... only because they're so horrible and one dimensional.

Trotskilicious · 02-13-2014, 01:32 PM

i tried so hard to create a bot thread it didn't work, this one sure did

Trotskilicious · 02-13-2014, 01:32 PM

top casino games and vibrators

duovamp · 02-13-2014, 02:17 PM

Last time I was at a bar I apparently made a thread about James Dean.

02-12-2014, 11:19 PM	#1
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	there should be a bot drinking game but what would the rules be? potential ones off the top my head: 1. anything not in english, that's a shot 2. anything legibly about boner pills, that's a shot 3. if it bumps a thread that isn't among the top 10 threads on the first page, that's a shot 4. everytime a bot bumps more than three threads at once, that's a shot 5. if the bot post stays more than an hour, that's a shot. add an additional shot for ever subsequent hour said bot post remains (limit to one shot per set of posts if multiple posts remain at once - don't want you to get alcohol poisoning!)

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02-12-2014, 11:22 PM	#2
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	6. If it involves designer purses or shoes, take a shot

02-12-2014, 11:24 PM	#3
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Currently drinking: Mtn Dew + vodka Mistakes were made.

02-12-2014, 11:28 PM	#4
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	if i may, an addendum to the first rule: *gibberish in english still counts as english

02-12-2014, 11:31 PM	#5
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	when one of these bots goes off like a bomb you might just die

02-12-2014, 11:37 PM	#7
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	When I woke up today I said "Nick, you're not gonna lick that man's windows."

02-12-2014, 11:46 PM	#8
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i'm going to drink a bottle of evan williams and put that on loop

02-12-2014, 11:52 PM	#9
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Got the urge to watch it. http://seekcartoon.com/watch/26326-t...l#.Uvw_AbSvjM4

02-12-2014, 11:54 PM	#10
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Colonel? BLEH!

02-13-2014, 12:06 AM	#13
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i know it's a different episode but IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF dad, sit down.

02-13-2014, 12:10 AM	#14
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	if the bot is actually a child laborer in the third world, take a shot.

02-13-2014, 12:12 AM	#15
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	when a bot bumps a thread more than a year old, chug a beer

02-13-2014, 12:24 AM	#16
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674

02-13-2014, 12:31 AM	#17
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE BOT DRINKING GAME FOR YEARS YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKED

02-13-2014, 12:35 AM	#18
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	NOT IN ENGLISH - DO A SHOT/TAKE A DRINK EXTRA DRINK/SHOT IF THE BOT IS USING ONE OF THOSE CRAZY FONTS NOT ROMAN TAKE EXTRA DRINK/SHOT FOR EVEY THREAD BUMPED OVER 3 - DOUBLE SHOT/DRINK FOR EVERY ONE IF THREAD IS OVER A YEAR OLD BONUS ROUND * SEEMS LIKE A GENUINE/FUNNY REPLY THAT COULD WORK WITHIN THE CONTEXT - DRINK/SHOT TAKE A DRINK/SHOT IF YOU FIND YOURSELF SITTING IN THE SAME THREAD POSTING AT THE SAME TIME TAKE DRINK/SHOT FOR EVERY POETIC PHRASE YOU FIND IN BROKEN ENGLISH BOTS - DOESN'T COUNT AS NOT IN ENGLISH BOT TAKE DRINK SHOT IF YOU CAN GET THE BOT TO TALK TO YOU

02-13-2014, 12:55 AM	#19
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	oh u fixed it

02-13-2014, 12:56 AM	#20
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	that would only be 2 drinks in my version

02-13-2014, 01:39 AM	#22
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	drinkin alone is hardcore

02-13-2014, 01:44 AM	#23
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	he's postin from da club

02-13-2014, 02:53 AM	#25
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	If you make a humorous reply to the bot then you must take a shot

02-13-2014, 01:32 PM	#28
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i tried so hard to create a bot thread it didn't work, this one sure did

02-13-2014, 02:17 PM	#30
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Last time I was at a bar I apparently made a thread about James Dean.