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Old 11-26-2013, 10:36 PM   #61
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sometimes i go in for the brozilian cause getting pegged feels so much better when you have hairless tuchus.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:38 PM   #62
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Also wiping is way faster.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:40 PM   #63
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wiping speed is unaffected.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:41 PM   #64
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for me at least. if you take it up the ass, metamucil becomes kind of necessary. if you're doing like three spoonfuls a day, all your BMs tend to be one-wipers.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:41 PM   #65
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perhaps i am sharing too much.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:41 PM   #66
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pfft. shows how much duovamp knows about poop and butt hair

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:41 PM   #67
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Look I don't know about you but with a crack full of ass hair, you've got to drag at least 50% more tissue across that turd cutter.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 11:27 PM   #68
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Why does no one ever address the farting issue is what I want to know.* When you rip all the hairs outta yer crack, there is no more silent but deadly. Old-man-with-IBS sound effects every single fucking time. I hate it. Maybe I need to baby powder up in there, I don't know, but spreadin' 'em isn't an option every time. I imagine people with flat asses/shallow cracks don't have this issue.

Anyways I don't think full bushes will ever be a mainstream style again; internet porn and all. Plus there's the whole bonus of killing off pubic lice.

I'm married so I vacillate between bald and the most terrifying crotch yeti you've ever imagined. Either way I get laid, so all's well. If I was in the dating game I guess I'd spring for laser removal. I'm of the opinion that it's your bush so do whatcha wanna do, but things are more hygienic when it's shorter.

*FUCKSAKE JUST STOP FARTING, YOU ARE FEMALE AFTER ALL.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 11:53 PM   #69
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baby powder definitely helps. i use gold bond but if you got a vajayjay gold bond is a no no

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 11:55 PM   #70
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i wouldn't necessarily say it's more hygienic, but the fog of piss-and-sweaty-butthole stench is lifted once you're bald. nothing like smelling like irish spring than irish spring faintly masking butt rot

 
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Old 11-27-2013, 12:00 AM   #71
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brozilian plus fiber equals one wipe lyfe.

 
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Old 11-27-2013, 12:05 AM   #72
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what the fjuck

 
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Old 11-27-2013, 12:21 AM   #73
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wipe yo ass with baby wipes, shit'll change yo lifje

 
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:39 AM   #74
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i wouldn't necessarily say it's more hygienic
I was speaking from the female standpoint. Imagine long pubes + menstrual pad use. Imagine long pubes + . . . anything else that comes out of your body down there.

You're spot on for hair removal as a way to reduce crevice funk, though.

 
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:48 AM   #75
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reptiles because they don't have hair.
of course


 
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:48 AM   #76
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everything is falling into place

 
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Old 11-27-2013, 03:12 AM   #77
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This thread has gotten very upsetting to me

 
Old 11-27-2013, 11:18 AM   #78
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I was speaking from the female standpoint. Imagine long pubes + menstrual pad use. Imagine long pubes + . . . anything else that comes out of your body down there.

You're spot on for hair removal as a way to reduce crevice funk, though.
This really grossed me out for some reason and I'm even sitting on the toilet

 
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Old 11-27-2013, 11:51 AM   #79
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bonzor gets waxed?

 
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Old 11-27-2013, 12:04 PM   #80
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****** likes it in the ass was what i came away with there

i'm not sure if he's into dudes or he likes some of that strap-on action

in fact i don't think i care and wish him well

 
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Old 11-27-2013, 12:07 PM   #81
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He said getting pegged which means the latter

 
Old 11-27-2013, 12:52 PM   #82
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jb is into the futa

 
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Old 02-04-2014, 03:14 AM   #83
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NY Times – PUSSY SHAVING OFFICIALLY OUT OF STYLE

 
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:01 PM   #84
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fucking hipsters with their beards and big bush

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 09:11 AM   #85
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Why is there an article about that? It's just hair, who cares.

You'd have to have a fairly fragile libido to be put off by hair, I reckon. Plenty of those around now though, with porn rewiring peoples' brains. What a frickin mess.

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 11:27 AM   #86
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What a frickin mess.
indeeeeeeeeeeed

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 01:13 PM   #87
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yeah it's no surprise vixnix is probably got a hedge down there

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 02:48 PM   #88
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In an interview, Ms. Hoffmann said she simply prefers a fuller style on herself. “If I just stay true to what I like, every decade or so I come into fashion,” she said, adding that her experiments with hair removal have been limited. “I grew up with a lot of naked women with big bushes,” she said. “It never occurred to me to remove it. I was going to a friend’s wedding in southern France. I knew she would be tickled if I showed up with my bikini line waxed. I got it, and it was a first. I find it uncomfortable.”
Man, invite me to that kind of wedding.

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 02:51 PM   #89
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Why is there an article about that? It's just , who .

You'd have to have a fairly fragile to be put off by , I reckon. Plenty of those around now though, with porn rewiring peoples' brains. What a frickin mess.
Fragile libido?

Yeah I pulled down my pants for my girlfriend to eat my asshole and I had shit caked all through the matted anus hair down there. I guess her libido was too fragile to just hammer through it but long story short I masturbated with the vomit afterwards because I don't have a weak little sissy libido. Her fault not mine.

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 02:58 PM   #90
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we all know you like women who look like little girls bro

 
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