When will pussy shaving go out of style?

[Bread Regal]

sometimes i go in for the brozilian cause getting pegged feels so much better when you have hairless tuchus.

[duovamp]

Also wiping is way faster.

[Bread Regal]

wiping speed is unaffected.

[Bread Regal]

for me at least. if you take it up the ass, metamucil becomes kind of necessary. if you're doing like three spoonfuls a day, all your BMs tend to be one-wipers.

[Bread Regal]

perhaps i am sharing too much.

[mxzombie]

pfft. shows how much duovamp knows about poop and butt hair

[duovamp]

Look I don't know about you but with a crack full of ass hair, you've got to drag at least 50% more tissue across that turd cutter.

[ping-ping]

Why does no one ever address the farting issue is what I want to know.* When you rip all the hairs outta yer crack, there is no more silent but deadly. Old-man-with-IBS sound effects every single fucking time. I hate it. Maybe I need to baby powder up in there, I don't know, but spreadin' 'em isn't an option every time. I imagine people with flat asses/shallow cracks don't have this issue.

Anyways I don't think full bushes will ever be a mainstream style again; internet porn and all. Plus there's the whole bonus of killing off pubic lice.

I'm married so I vacillate between bald and the most terrifying crotch yeti you've ever imagined. Either way I get laid, so all's well. If I was in the dating game I guess I'd spring for laser removal. I'm of the opinion that it's your bush so do whatcha wanna do, but things are more hygienic when it's shorter.

*FUCKSAKE JUST STOP FARTING, YOU ARE FEMALE AFTER ALL.

[Bread Regal]

baby powder definitely helps. i use gold bond but if you got a vajayjay gold bond is a no no

[Bread Regal]

i wouldn't necessarily say it's more hygienic, but the fog of piss-and-sweaty-butthole stench is lifted once you're bald. nothing like smelling like irish spring than irish spring faintly masking butt rot

[Elvis The Fat Years]

brozilian plus fiber equals one wipe lyfe.

[null123]

what the fjuck

[D.]

wipe yo ass with baby wipes, shit'll change yo lifje

[ping-ping]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

i wouldn't necessarily say it's more hygienic

I was speaking from the female standpoint. Imagine long pubes + menstrual pad use. Imagine long pubes + . . . anything else that comes out of your body down there.

You're spot on for hair removal as a way to reduce crevice funk, though.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by duovamp

reptiles because they don't have hair.

of course

[Trotskilicious]

everything is falling into place

This thread has gotten very upsetting to me

[slunken]

Originally Posted by ping-ping

I was speaking from the female standpoint. Imagine long pubes + menstrual pad use. Imagine long pubes + . . . anything else that comes out of your body down there.

You're spot on for hair removal as a way to reduce crevice funk, though.

This really grossed me out for some reason and I'm even sitting on the toilet

[yo soy el mejor]

bonzor gets waxed?

[Trotskilicious]

****** likes it in the ass was what i came away with there

i'm not sure if he's into dudes or he likes some of that strap-on action

in fact i don't think i care and wish him well

He said getting pegged which means the latter

[Trotskilicious]

jb is into the futa

[redbreegull]

NY Times – PUSSY SHAVING OFFICIALLY OUT OF STYLE

[MyOneAndOnly]

fucking hipsters with their beards and big bush

[vixnix]

Why is there an article about that? It's just hair, who cares.

You'd have to have a fairly fragile libido to be put off by hair, I reckon. Plenty of those around now though, with porn rewiring peoples' brains. What a frickin mess.

[Tuscaloosa]

Originally Posted by vixnix

What a frickin mess.

indeeeeeeeeeeed

[Trotskilicious]

yeah it's no surprise vixnix is probably got a hedge down there

[duovamp]

In an interview, Ms. Hoffmann said she simply prefers a fuller style on herself. “If I just stay true to what I like, every decade or so I come into fashion,” she said, adding that her experiments with hair removal have been limited. “I grew up with a lot of naked women with big bushes,” she said. “It never occurred to me to remove it. I was going to a friend’s wedding in southern France. I knew she would be tickled if I showed up with my bikini line waxed. I got it, and it was a first. I find it uncomfortable.”

Man, invite me to that kind of wedding.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Why is there an article about that? It's just , who .

You'd have to have a fairly fragile to be put off by , I reckon. Plenty of those around now though, with porn rewiring peoples' brains. What a frickin mess.

Fragile libido?

Yeah I pulled down my pants for my girlfriend to eat my asshole and I had shit caked all through the matted anus hair down there. I guess her libido was too fragile to just hammer through it but long story short I masturbated with the vomit afterwards because I don't have a weak little sissy libido. Her fault not mine.

[redbreegull]

we all know you like women who look like little girls bro