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Old 01-30-2014, 01:37 AM   #1
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:38 AM   #2
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our dog will sometimes take a leak in the kitchen and then immediately start lapping it up

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:38 AM   #3
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dogs are stupid and nasty

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:39 AM   #4
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dogs require you to hold their hand while they go to the restroom

cats>dogs

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:39 AM   #5
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also:

who let the dogs out who who who wouldn't stand inside your love?

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:40 AM   #6
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also:

shout at the devil

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:41 AM   #7
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I SAW MY FRIENDS DOG LICKING HIS NUTS AND I SAID MAN I WISH I COUD DO THAT HE SAYS TO ME YOU SHOULD TRY PETTING HIM FIRST

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:41 AM   #8
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yo dog i put a dog thread in your dog thread so you can board about doggs while you dog

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:42 AM   #9
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BUT HWY DOES HE LICK HIMSELF SO?

BECAUSE HE CAN

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:42 AM   #10
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yo dog i put a dog thread in your dog thread so you can board about doggs while you dog
GANGSTA GRIZZEELS

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:42 AM   #11
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maybe she's born with it

maybe it's digiorno

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:44 AM   #12
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:47 AM   #13
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hes obvious air guitaring

 
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or practicing dice rolling

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 02:46 AM   #15
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its bacon

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 11:49 AM   #16
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nothing beats the enthusiastic stupidity of a good dog

 
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Old 01-30-2014, 12:33 PM   #17
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Snoop Dog's son is being recruited to play college football.

 
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ever seen a dog like this


 
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Old 02-01-2014, 08:21 PM   #21
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why do dogs find cat shit so divine

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 09:21 AM   #22
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apparently it still has a fair bit of protein in it, because cats are carnivores

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 03:01 PM   #23
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if your dog eats shit, drinks piss, or excretes either of those things in your house on the reg, you did not train it well enough.

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 03:28 PM   #24
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yes i'm sure you've raised a few dogs in your time, it certainly sounds like it

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 03:33 PM   #25
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I grew up with 5 dogs in my house. Just got one now. He does not eat shit or drink piss and has not had an accident in the house since he was a puppy


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if your dog eats shit, drinks piss, or excretes either of those things in your house on the reg, you did not train it well enough.
my dog is 15 years old and has problems with incontinence.

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 04:37 PM   #27
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yeah, that's different. but all this dogs love to eat shit talk. like yeah, but it is possible to train them to not eat stuff off the ground.

 
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it really depends on what motivates your dog when you're doing postive reinforcement training.

dogs love eating shit because they are descended from wolves who are scavengers before they are hunters. some dogs love eating shit more than milkbones and praise. honestly if you put a plate of dog shit next to a plate of any wet dog food, chalupa would eat the dog shit first.

if you're hitting your dog to keep them from eating shit, then that's fucked up.

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 04:53 PM   #29
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Animals will mimic the alphas behavior so if they see you eating shit all the time...

 
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Old 02-05-2014, 05:42 PM   #30
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I grew up with 5 dogs in my house. Just got one now. He does not eat shit or drink piss and has not had an accident in the house since he was a puppy


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how many cats did you have, and how full was the litter box?

 
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