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Old 01-20-2014, 02:26 PM   #1
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craigslist is about 85% spam at this point.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 02:31 PM   #2
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padmapper.com is aight

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 03:05 PM   #3
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sad how far craigslist has dropped, we can't ever have nice things

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 03:05 PM   #4
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Old 01-20-2014, 03:31 PM   #5
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both of those actually seem pretty useful.

and yeah craigslist is such a shithole now. anything that's in my price range is a scam. it wasn't even 3 years ago that you used to be able to find a good deal on a rental but now. sheesh.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 03:35 PM   #6
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and we're getting curious about maybe buying a house but our credit rating is in the toilet. rent to own is categorically a scam, right?

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 03:40 PM   #7
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check out this cute apartment i just found: http://www.padmapper.com/show.php?ty...81618&src=main

finding something with a decent/big enough kitchen, in-unit laundry, a little character, and at that price is unheard of. it could have something to do with the neighborhood it's in, but i happen to like mexican people.

one day i'd like to get my mitts on a foreclosure home and pound away on it all weekend every weekend.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 03:53 PM   #8
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i think foreclosure homes are largely a myth because there are basically two scenarios:

the house was underwater, in which case the balance remaining on the mortgage isn't that great relative to the value of the house.

the house was not underwater in which case the person would have already put it on the market and sold it thereby avoiding foreclosure.

if it's a foreclosure, the bank owns the place. do you really think they're going let you take over the payments on a foreclosure when they can sell a new mortgage to some other schlep?

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 04:16 PM   #9
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and that apartment is cute as fuck.

are there a lot of messicans in chicago/ i thought it was puerto ricans mostly.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 05:23 PM   #10
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oh god i just looked at my credit score and it's worse than i remember.

the annoying part is:

payments made on time: 100%

all my debt is ER bills from when i was shitting and/or pissing blood. depressing.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 05:27 PM   #11
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Hello Lovely Tenant,

Thanks for your interest and inquiries about my House. My names are Pastor Johnson Waltman,The house is still available for rent and we are looking for a responsible Person to occupy and maintain the house. Myself and my wife just traveled to WEST AFRICA NIGERIA for a program called SERVING IN MISSION ( http://www.sim.org/index.php/content/our-purpose). We will be away for 5 to 6 years or more that is why I have made up my mind to put up my house for rent to who ever that will take good care of it. My initial plan was to sell the house but it was not successful because the Realtor raised the price which made it difficult for me to sell before leaving the States so never mind if you see the for sale sign in front of the house, It has already been taken off the market as for sale so there is no need to contact any Realtor Because i don't deal with them anymore. How long do you intend to stay and how soon do you intend to move in?

Rental price: $500 per month and security deposit is $300 (security deposit is refundable). Utilities included in monthly rent
Here is the address of the House : 608 Hillcrest St, Orlando, FL 32803
You can reach me on the +234-810-582-0464 or 011+234-810-582-0464

Get back to me with this information below so as to show how interested you are in renting my house.

RENTAL APPLICATION FORM

FULL CONTACT NAME?
OCCUPATION?
RESIDENTIAL HOME ADDRESS?
YOUR CELLPHONE NUMBER?
YOUR HOME PHONE NUMBER?
YOUR WORKPLACE NUMBER?
WHAT TIME IS THE` BEST TIME TO REACH YOU?
AGE & MARITAL STATUS?
OWN A PET?
OWN A CAR?
HOW MANY PEOPLE SHALL RESIDE IN THE PREMISES?
ANTICIPATED MOVE IN DATE?
REFERENCE?
)How many months rent can you pay upfront? Minimum ( 1 month + SECURITY DEPOSIT ) or ( 2 months + SECURITY DEPOSIT ), so which option do you prefer ???

Regards.
Pastor Johnson Waltman.
Hope to read from you soon.
You can reach me on the +234-810-582-0464 or 011+234-810-582-0464.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 05:38 PM   #12
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better love jesus

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 07:54 PM   #13
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oh god i just looked at my credit score and it's worse than i remember.

the annoying part is:

payments made on time: 100%

all my debt is ER bills from when i was shitting and/or pissing blood. depressing.
yeah, all mine is from medical bills, mostly psych stays and a couple overnights for breathing problems.

thanks, obama.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 07:55 PM   #14
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one of the collection agencies that has a 800$ psych bill just re-filed it like it just happened.

FUCK YOU, you just reset the seven years.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 08:51 PM   #15
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whenever i'm looking for a new place i drive around the area i like, and if there's a complex i see i'll hit it up on apartmentratings.com to see the general floorplan prices and to make sure it isn't a complete shithole. the review averages are generally always low even at high end places because people don't understand a complex =/= a resort that wipes your ass, but still its a good way to divinate what you'd be getting into.

alot of the places around here that rent out but aren't complexes have flyers outside of them. anyway, my two cents would be to drive around the area you like and see if you find anything

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 08:56 PM   #16
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found our place on craigslist. pretty much perfect for us.

but i was looking on and off for like two years. and i looked a lot. so when i saw this one i knew it was the right one.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 09:13 PM   #17
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I used to find all my apts on craigs. Apartment ratings is entertaining to read sometimes.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 09:23 PM   #18
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I need to find an apartment out in Denver. I'm going to move out there and get in on this gold rush while it's at it's start. It's foolish to think that the next billion dollar company isn't going to be one benefiting from the legalized marijuana. Got to get out there and get in on it early. Ride that wave.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 09:39 PM   #19
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Found my place on Clist. Sadly most land lords around here use absolutely zero online advertising... Apparently everybody is old.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 10:17 PM   #20
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Yeah, I found mine on craigslist as well.

 
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Old 01-20-2014, 11:53 PM   #21
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I need to find an apartment out in Denver. I'm going to move out there and get in on this gold rush while it's at it's start. It's foolish to think that the next billion dollar company isn't going to be one benefiting from the legalized marijuana. Got to get out there and get in on it early. Ride that wave.
I have had strong similar thoughts. Real talk.

 
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Old 01-21-2014, 11:06 PM   #22
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finding something with a decent/big enough kitchen, in-unit laundry, a little character, and at that price is unheard of. it could have something to do with the neighborhood it's in, but i happen to like mexican people.

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I was born two blocks from there. Its a really shitty area now though, stay away.

 
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Old 01-21-2014, 11:08 PM   #23
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Like, Im assuming Tim wants to keep living.

 
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Old 01-21-2014, 11:40 PM   #24
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yeah that's what white people say about 78723

 
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Old 01-22-2014, 12:17 AM   #25
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racist

 
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Old 02-01-2014, 11:23 PM   #26
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goddamnit why cant it be 5 years in the future when i am a university professor and can afford this shit

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14...46210602_zpid/

 
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Old 02-02-2014, 02:12 AM   #27
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my dream is to retire in coral gables

 
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Old 02-02-2014, 03:05 AM   #28
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coral gables is beautiful. mxzombie can testify.

 
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my sister lives in coral gables.

 
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Old 02-02-2014, 07:21 AM   #30
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no kidding

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