would you use completely useless debris firewood? (or, i need to vent about cops)

[Future Boy]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I don't know if it actually happened, but I'm not sure why you think it is so outlandish

because he never saw nothing but trouble. Your grandfather seems to have been the inspiration for it, please thank him for me

[Bread Regal]

wouldnt put it past west virginia to pull that shit

[duovamp]

His grandfather is an out-of-control outlaw who has outed an outpouring of out-related adverbs and adjectives!

[redbreegull]

welcome to west virginia


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[duovamp]

South western PA is basically WV Lite.

[Trotskilicious]

sounds like the flyover between chicago and dc

[redbreegull]

if it would have happened to anyone it would have happened to my grandfather. last year he wanted to go on vacation to italy but he is losing his mind (he's like 90) and my dad begged him to please just do some sort of group tour. nope, guy has got to rent his own fucking car in italy and drive around. He's there for all of 2 days and he drives his car off a fucking Italian cliff. luckily he was spared from a hundred foot drop by a small ledge he landed on just a few feet down. He was uninjured but his lady friend had some broken ribs. what a fucking dick.

[bignothing]

I hope you're all like this in real life.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

sounds like the flyover between chicago and dc

Good news, passengers. We're hitting some bad weather on the way to our destination, and now you'll all get the wonderful opportunity to tour the Steel City, the City of Bridges, the City of Champions... That's right folks, Pittsburgh. Hey, at least it isn't Cleveland, Detroit, or Buffalo.

[duovamp]

Or ESPECIALLY Philadelphia.

[Trotskilicious]

i personally think that detroit is probably cooler than pittsburgh

seriously what has PBGH done for music. there's no stooges, no mc5, no white stripes comin out of pittsburgh

you motherfuckers bring us wiz khalifa and mac miller

thanks a lot

[Trotskilicious]

here's a comparison:

detroit: white stripes, the stooges, mc 5, aretha franklin, eminem, the list endless
pittsburgh: wiz khalifa and mac miller
philly: the roots...and uh
buffalo: GOO GOO DOLLS
Cleveland: bone fugs and uh

[Trotskilicious]

on researching, philly brought us hall and oates

[Trotskilicious]

cleveland brings us the cloud nothings obviously nihilistic punk rock would come from cleveland

[duovamp]

I don't think you've ever been to the Big D. I've been there a few times and met waltermcphilp there once. That place is sad. And the roads are AWFUL.

[slunken]

Yea but Detroit does have a cooler/harder/realer music scene than Pitt

[slunken]

Philly is all indie rap, no?

[duovamp]

Unless you like Anti-Flag, the music scene here is balls.

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

cleveland brings us the cloud nothings obviously nihilistic punk rock would come from cleveland

Cleveo has a big punk history - electric eels, the styrenes, the pagans, the invisibles, the dead boys

not to mention devo

[Order 66]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

tl, dr: I guess you don't plan to make an official complaint, order66?

i didn't file any complaint or anything. that sort of thing never goes anywhere

but my lawyer friend is (allegedly) talking with the district attorney about the "public property" being destroyed. so maybe that can be dropped

i still can't wrap my head around how i did anything wrong, except for the glass container. i mean these beach patrol guys must see tons of fucked up shit on the reg. droves of drunk people doing unbelievably stupid and dangerous things... i would think they wouldn't even look twice at a few people quietly sitting around a campfire. but i guess it's well established already the cop is a quintessential asshole cop

[supergoo]

It can get ridiculous, I had a slightly similar burning thing happen with me.

I was in MY OWN back yard mind you, WITH fire extinguisher no less.

So there I was just burning a few dead strippers (no stereo blaring of anything) and the cops come by and gave me a ration of grief
so I was like...look man, they were already ruined, I mean I strangled them probably 2-3 days ago and at least this way they are hot one last time.
they took one of the ones still on top b/c she was warmed up to about body temp and let me off with a warning.

[Order 66]

my lawyer friend called the DA's office and the secretary dropped the glass container charge and i got differed sentencing on the destruction of "public property", which ran me at about $300. US legal system, folks

the judge wanted to nail me on all counts and make me take months of alcohol awareness classes, plus he wanted to charge me for not changing my legal address. i don't know what i would've done if that went through

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Order 66

the judge wanted to nail me on all counts and make me take months of alcohol awareness classes, plus he wanted to charge me for not changing my legal address. i don't know what i would've done if that went through

this makes me seethe

[reprise85]

seriously, what kind of asshole wants to throw the book at someone for a ton of petty charges

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by slunken

Philly is all indie rap, no?

i mean you could say that about every city's rap culture

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by slunken

Cleveo has a big punk history - electric eels, the styrenes, the pagans, the invisibles, the dead boys

not to mention devo

fair enough, cleveland has punk cred. punk rock should come from places that utterly suck

devo is not from cleveland

i would like to point out that i excluded the black keys because they are from akron as are devo. devo formed at kent state but all of the members were from akron.