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[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by slunken

who was your favorite character on "the office"?

thank you, son. that's a a very interesting question. but you know, i was never a huge fan of the show for no other reason than i just didn't watch it much and what i did see didn't tempt me to watch more.

but to give you an answer you deserve i will say my favorite of the bunch was the boss.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

can we go back to talking about math

excellent question, but i'm afraid that won't be possible.

[Future Boy]

where would you rate mckaylas hotness, from 1-10

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Future Boy

where would you rate mckaylas hotness, from 1-10

sir, that is entirely inappropriate and i will not participate in such shenanigans. is she type of girl i usually find attractive? no. is she is good-looking? yes.

sir.

[Future Boy]

so about a 7

[slunken]

who was your favorite character on "friends"?

[T&T]

who was your favorite boss on the office?

[slunken]

Which "Friend" did you think was the cutest (both male and female)?

[slunken]

Do you think it's entirely possible that people could perceive colors much much differently than you?

[slunken]

What can you not leave the house without doing and/or what's the first thing you do in the morning besides basic bodily functions? Looking for answers relating to vanity.

[slunken]

Also what's the deal with your terrifying new avatar?

[slunken]

What's the latest in the world of yo-yo's?

[slunken]

What's your favorite sleeping position?

[slunken]

What's the longest you've gone without eating?

[Elvis The Fat Years]

Originally Posted by Future Boy

where would you rate mckaylas hotness, from 1-10

numbers mean math. get that shit out of here.

[reprise85]

are you and tim going to get married?

[reprise85]

are you open to having kids or have you decided not to?

[reprise85]

how has your life changed since you moved in with tim?

[reprise85]

is there anyone from your past that you think about often?

[reprise85]

if you could meet three people from the board that you haven't met already, who would they be?

[T&T]

are you still answering questions?

[Order 66]

if you could be any kind of animal what would you be and why

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by slunken

who was your favorite character on "friends"?

when it was out or who i'd say now? phoebe when it was out, but probably joey now.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by T&T

who was your favorite boss on the office?

i'm afraid i only know of one boss so i cannot answer this question.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by slunken

Which "Friend" did you think was the cutest (both male and female)?

Hmm. Strange question. Just as with your other question, my tastes have changed. I would say Monica and Joey now. But as a youngster, I thought Chandler was ultra-cute. I got to see Fools Rush In with my mother. That's the one with Matthew Perry and Salma Hayek.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i'm afraid i only know of one boss so i cannot answer this question.

if you only know of one boss, the answer should be super easy.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by slunken

What can you not leave the house without doing and/or what's the first thing you do in the morning besides basic bodily functions? Looking for answers relating to vanity.

Alright, I will narrow this down to winter mornings because there are things one needn't worry about in summer that really stink in winter. One thing I never forget to do is brush my hair. My hair is right on the top of my head, you see, thus making it impossible to forget.

I also do not leave without washing my face and following with sunscreen mixed with tea tree oil. That is followed by a complete buttering of my face, which is comprised of rubbing cocoa butter on my forehead, around my nose, and my sideburns because that's where i get the driest skin.

http://breluxebeauty.files.wordpress...05/palmers.jpg
Get some.

I just want lovely hair and clear moisturized skin. Is that so wrong?

But more often I should need to remember to clean under my fingernails with a little brush.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

if you only know of one boss, the answer should be super easy.

excuse me, but i already answered 'the boss' as my favorite character from the show. excuse, but duh.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by reprise85

are you and tim going to get married?

Ah. Are Tim and I going to get married? Well, we love each other very much, but there ain't no ring on my or his finger just right now.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by slunken

What's the longest you've gone without eating?

Three days or so is my limit in recent memory and I do not recommend it. The roof of my mouth became extremely sensitive and sore that when I finally did eat something it hurt so badly I wanted to cry and scream because I really wanted and needed to eat that food.