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Old 12-03-2013, 08:26 PM   #1
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Default Will the LaBeouf film "Nymphomaniac" film do well considering "Black Snake Moan"?

Black Snake Moan deals with similar issues as Nymphomaniac and tanked at the box office. I'm wondering if Nymphomaniac will have a similar fate.

 
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Old 12-03-2013, 08:34 PM   #2
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i don't see how a five hour film featuring cum drooling scenes can miss the century mark

 
Old 12-03-2013, 08:40 PM   #3
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don't call it a a labeouf film. just like calling carlitos way a leguizamo film, it's just fucking wrong. off with your head.

 
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Old 12-03-2013, 09:52 PM   #4
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I'm not sure what is more distressing to me:

hearing that this film would feature unsimulated sex by shia labarf

or that fact that I was kind of disappointed when I heard the unsimulated scenes would use body doubles

 
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Old 12-04-2013, 12:58 AM   #5
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I didn't even read CWs shitty post, but I just wanna say Von Trier is the fucking man, and I'm really looking forward to this film, and if you don't like Von Trier then FUCK YOU ART POLICe

 
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Old 12-04-2013, 01:03 AM   #6
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Fuck you CW. "LaBeouf film."

 
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Old 12-04-2013, 09:17 AM   #7
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Black Snake Moan deals with similar issues as Nymphomaniac and tanked at the box office. I'm wondering if Nymphomaniac will have a similar fate.
What does it matter? No one sees Von Trier's movies anyway. No one will see this one, and it will go straight to Netflix and then I can watch about 10 minutes of it like I did Antichrist and then turn it off because I REMEMBERED I HATE LARS VON TRIER.

The only thing that I do like about him is that he says and does a lot of shit that pisses people off. I was going to liken him to Draco Malfoy as a filmmaker but then DRACO MALFOY TURNED INTO A TOTAL FUCKING PUSSY AT THE END OF HARRY POTTER. He's more like King Joffrey making movies. At least I know that kid isn't going to have a turn and become a fucking panty wasted turd and become "good".

Anyway, troll, have you sexually harassed any women this week? Or fucked a coworker in the copier room or whatever the hell your dating life is. Make a thread about that. It's way more interesting.

 
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