bar flirting tactics: swooping in or using a wingman?

Catherine Wheel · 08:29 AM

Using a wingman has never worked at all for me. But swooping in has been a successful approach from time to time. Even when I couldn't seal the deal with swooping in I still got farther that way then with using a wingman.

slunken · 11-29-2013, 07:12 AM

You want to know what works for me?

Being a real human being that doesn't have to rely on setting traps and other disingenuous activity.

Catherine Wheel · 11-29-2013, 07:19 AM

Who said anything about setting traps? I think you can use a wingman and still be dignified.

slunken · 11-29-2013, 07:28 AM

Those two words do not belong together.

slunken · 11-29-2013, 07:29 AM

I keep thinking of a dignified wingman as some jackass in a tuxedo t-shirt

Catherine Wheel · 11-29-2013, 07:32 AM

A wingman is just assistance or support.

Cool As Ice Cream · 11-29-2013, 08:08 AM

several people made the observation recently that wingmen are more and more being championed in the bar scene. it's like the whole paradigm of bar flirting is changing.

Catherine Wheel · 11-29-2013, 08:20 AM

well played sir. well played.

slunken · 11-29-2013, 08:22 AM

Hahaha

Starla · 11-29-2013, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel

Using a wingman has never worked at all for me. But swooping in has been a successful approach from time to time. Even when I couldn't seal the deal with swooping in I still got farther that way then with using a wingman.

wtf

Starla · 11-29-2013, 08:38 AM

I think of swooping on someone as predatory, like a creeper, or vulture.

slunken · 11-29-2013, 08:41 AM

It was worse before the edit. Much worse.

Catherine Wheel · 11-29-2013, 08:42 AM

In this context I just mean to move in quick

Starla · 11-29-2013, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

It was worse before the edit. Much worse.

I saw it. lol

Starla · 11-29-2013, 08:47 AM

I'm sorry CW, but it's creepy. So was that post about urine on your toilet seat.

Catherine Wheel · 11-29-2013, 08:51 AM

Yeah that was an obvious troll post. I wanted to log out so I wouldn't be as tempted to post. But the log out part on the page was frozen for like a week or so. So I was always logged in. I could never log out during that time. I made that thread hoping I would be banned.

Catherine Wheel · 11-29-2013, 08:56 AM

This place is such a huge waste of time. I really don't want to be here.

duovamp · 11-29-2013, 09:22 AM

See you later space cowboy.

Cool As Ice Cream · 11-29-2013, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel

This place is such a huge waste of time. I really don't want to be here.

welcome back!

sickbadthing · 12-01-2013, 01:40 AM

What made you decide to stop using roofies

null123 · 12-01-2013, 02:38 AM

def swoop in carry her off in your strong talons and disembowel her in front of your young. anything else is pure foolishness

slunken · 12-01-2013, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charmbag

def swoop in carry her off in your strong talons and disembowel her in front of your young. anything else is pure foolishness

http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/wp-con.../Picture-2.png

...and that joke was called: Alpha Male Dominate

God I hate that guy.

slunken · 12-01-2013, 03:27 AM

That has nothing to do with you, Cbag btw don't get it twisted.

slunken · 12-01-2013, 03:30 AM

Also, that punchline is another comedic technique referred to as "the callback".

12-01-2013, 04:01 AM

cat wheel you'd probably benefit a lot from returnofkings.com

null123 · 12-01-2013, 04:03 AM

nothing new under the sun

yo soy el mejor · 12-01-2013, 03:13 PM

this is why you suck at relationships and being honest with women, cw.

you will die alone.

mark my words.

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-01-2013, 03:20 PM

dying alone doesn't sound so bad to me.

noyen · 12-01-2013, 04:34 PM

does a wingman distract the woman while you sucker punch her and stuff her into a bag and drag her into your hotel room (in vegas).

we all die alone you cunts. catherine wheel will probably be the only one to die together with a wingman at a tgi fridays or chilis.

yo soy el mejor · 12-01-2013, 07:05 PM

fine. he'll die without ever doing anything cool or getting his dick sucked ever again.

11-29-2013, 07:07 AM	#1
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	bar flirting tactics: swooping in or using a wingman? Using a wingman has never worked at all for me. But swooping in has been a successful approach from time to time. Even when I couldn't seal the deal with swooping in I still got farther that way then with using a wingman. Last edited by Catherine Wheel : 11-29-2013 at 08:29 AM.

11-29-2013, 07:12 AM	#2
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	You want to know what works for me? Being a real human being that doesn't have to rely on setting traps and other disingenuous activity.

11-29-2013, 07:19 AM	#3
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	Who said anything about setting traps? I think you can use a wingman and still be dignified.

11-29-2013, 07:28 AM	#4
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	Those two words do not belong together.

11-29-2013, 07:29 AM	#5
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	I keep thinking of a dignified wingman as some jackass in a tuxedo t-shirt

11-29-2013, 07:32 AM	#6
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	A wingman is just assistance or support.

11-29-2013, 08:08 AM	#7
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,761	several people made the observation recently that wingmen are more and more being championed in the bar scene. it's like the whole paradigm of bar flirting is changing.

11-29-2013, 08:20 AM	#8
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	well played sir. well played.

11-29-2013, 08:38 AM	#11
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	I think of swooping on someone as predatory, like a creeper, or vulture.

11-29-2013, 08:41 AM	#12
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	It was worse before the edit. Much worse.

11-29-2013, 08:42 AM	#13
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	In this context I just mean to move in quick

11-29-2013, 08:47 AM	#15
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	I'm sorry CW, but it's creepy. So was that post about urine on your toilet seat.

11-29-2013, 08:51 AM	#16
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	Yeah that was an obvious troll post. I wanted to log out so I wouldn't be as tempted to post. But the log out part on the page was frozen for like a week or so. So I was always logged in. I could never log out during that time. I made that thread hoping I would be banned.

11-29-2013, 08:56 AM	#17
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	This place is such a huge waste of time. I really don't want to be here.

11-29-2013, 09:22 AM	#18
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	See you later space cowboy.

12-01-2013, 01:40 AM	#20
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	What made you decide to stop using roofies

12-01-2013, 02:38 AM	#21
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,274	def swoop in carry her off in your strong talons and disembowel her in front of your young. anything else is pure foolishness

12-01-2013, 03:27 AM	#23
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	That has nothing to do with you, Cbag btw don't get it twisted.

12-01-2013, 03:30 AM	#24
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	Also, that punchline is another comedic technique referred to as "the callback".

12-01-2013, 04:01 AM	#25
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	cat wheel you'd probably benefit a lot from returnofkings.com

12-01-2013, 04:03 AM	#26
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,274	nothing new under the sun

12-01-2013, 03:13 PM	#27
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	this is why you suck at relationships and being honest with women, cw. you will die alone. mark my words.

12-01-2013, 03:20 PM	#28
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	dying alone doesn't sound so bad to me.

12-01-2013, 04:34 PM	#29
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	does a wingman distract the woman while you sucker punch her and stuff her into a bag and drag her into your hotel room (in vegas). we all die alone you cunts. catherine wheel will probably be the only one to die together with a wingman at a tgi fridays or chilis.

12-01-2013, 07:05 PM	#30
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	fine. he'll die without ever doing anything cool or getting his dick sucked ever again.