Annual not good family holiday situation thread

[Trotskilicious]

guys i'm one of the biggest advocates of rap on this forum c'man

[noyen]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

guys i'm one of the biggest advocates of rap on this forum c'man

I knew you was playin

[Trotskilicious]

and that's why i like biggie more than 2pac also, stuff like suicidal thoughts instead of THUG LIFE FOREVER

[null123]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

Yea, sometimes I think I'm in some self-brainwashing-control mode or something. My brain keeps repeating "you know some shit will happen any minute you know it be prepared stay calm any minute now." It's ridiculous really, because I can't predict if, when and how I really snap. I actually start holding my breath like a scared kid waiting to get beaten.

yeah it's stressful as fuck being like that every waking moment. definitely kinda gotta maintain some level of denial to stay sane

[null123]

[noyen]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

and that's why i like biggie more than 2pac also, stuff like suicidal thoughts instead of THUG LIFE FOREVER

amen. biggie was real sensitive. 2pac was clever tho. another reason why i like Eminem even if he is mysogynist gay hater, he makes light of his flaws and insecurities and is all fake serious. makes me wanna go down on that slim Jim.

[null123]

i like listening to eminem when i'm sad

[noyen]

I hope you guys have a decent day if you can regardleas of the family strife and shit. I'm going to try and maintain and just self medicate with scotch and Valium and I can always get in my car and drive away to a Chinese restaurant or bar if things get too much. good luck guys and ladies. life sucks die muthafucka. I'm out til the next round of holidays.

[null123]

good luck noyen. i'll be alright my brother is gonna be here it'll be cool. gonna watch funny videos and eat snax

[noyen]

Originally Posted by Charmbag

i like listening to eminem when i'm sad

me too. the guy is miserable. but I think he's handsome and a gummi bear at heart. some of his songs are cool as shit though. Stan Kim medicine ball none of the anthem shit. I like that he admits he was addicted to drugs and doesn't think its cool like he's way suicidal and fullnof hate and shame and guilt. even though he's mainstream. 8 mile was a good movie too. like if mariah Carey was the star of Rudy.

[Trotskilicious]

yeah what ever happened to curtis hanson, 8 mile was better than anyone could have really expected and LA CONFIDENTIAL IS DOPE

[yo soy el mejor]

i could never talk that fast.

[null123]

i like the stupid eminem anthems myself but yeah 8 mile was good

[Trotskilicious]

it really isn't his fault he turned into white rapper jesus

[yo soy el mejor]

i guess this would be a good time to prep.

[Starla]

A lot of family drama this year... and being that I'm far away from it, I decided to keep it that way. So it's gonna be a nice, peaceful, relaxing, fun dinner... and I'm cooking it all

[Starla]

Originally Posted by noyen

isn't anyone going to kill themselves?

No, because I like eating too much.

[Mo]

Since I can't contribute any family drama at the moment, Thanksgiving not being celebrated here and everything, I'll just add some music.



Happy Chanukka!

[Future Boy]

im up way too early for this shit

[Starla]

Just finished making pumpkin and cherry pies, and put the bird in the oven... time for bed.

[Future Boy]

ill be right over

[Bread Regal]

the wife and i had out own little thanksgiving last night. just us, a tofurkey, mashed sweet potatoes and some spinach.

now we have to divvy up our day between our two families. we've been married for two years and our families, who live in the same city mind you, have not met each other yet.

i don't mind my family so much because this year it's just my parents and my grandmother. the tension between my mother and her mother is the only thing we need to watch out for, and ever since my mom stopped drinking it's been much less of a problem. however in other years, it gets tense when we bring my extended family into it because they're a bunch of bourgeois pricks who work in finance that literally love talking shit about poor people at the dinner table.

the wife's family is also ok, if you avoid discussing anything of actual consequence. they are opinionated, and quite frankly kind of stupid. they look down on the wife and me for having chosen to go to college, especially for such "useless" things like math and social work. the kids on her side are awesome though and we find we spend most of the time with them playing halo or call of duty or whatever.

i definitely sympathize with everyone who has to deal with an awful family on this day.

[Order 66]

"you know what i hate? the poors..."

[TuralyonW3]

I am all alone today, i'm gonna get stoned and eat and watch movies and listen to SunnO)))

we'll be doing Christmas in TX with the big fam

[sppunk]

I love Thanksgiving, my favorite of all the holidays.

[reprise85]

well, it's only going to be me, my aunt, my mom and her boyfriend, so things should be fine. the three of us will sit outside and my mom will talk shit about my dad and other family members (mostly dead people) while her bf stays inside and watches football.

[hnibos]

I really don't want to go to my family's house because they're all crazy christians and they'll be talking about their crazy christian beliefs and I much rather go with my friend and her husband to this Thanksgiving thing at some saloon (kind of trashy, I know) but, I know if I go I'll be so bored and want to get away from them I'll have no choice but to write these papers that are long overdue so yeah, whatever.

[hnibos]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

i don't mind my family so much because this year it's just my parents and my grandmother. the tension between my mother and her mother is the only thing we need to watch out for, and ever since my mom stopped drinking it's been much less of a problem. however in other years, it gets tense when we bring my extended family into it because they're a bunch of bourgeois pricks who work in finance that literally love talking shit about poor people at the dinner table.

Do they refer to them as "those poor people"?

[slunken]

I found the booze here at my uncle in laws I think I can survive this.

[slunken]

Also brought a Steinbeck novel