Annual not good family holiday situation thread

null123 · 11-28-2013, 02:48 AM

It's that time to commiserate about your horrible family, or lackthereof. Who else can't have nice things this year? You alone? Broke? Your parents alcoholic? Your family is in a cult? Every holiday a guaranteed tragedy, fistfight or PTSD episode? What's good and bad on your holiday calendar

noyen · 11-28-2013, 02:53 AM

all of the above

noyen · 11-28-2013, 02:54 AM

i have scotch though. dimple pinch. and i am listening to spotify.

noyen · 11-28-2013, 02:55 AM

listening to the future through spotify. oh and hbo and showtime are free this weekend.

noyen · 11-28-2013, 02:58 AM

"lets not tell each other our sad stories" - Zellwenger's shining moment in cinema history. JERRY MCGUIRE is maybe the best movie i've ever seen in my life.

Order 66 · 11-28-2013, 03:24 AM

my family is pretty normal. though tomorrow i have to go to some pissant texas town to spend thanksgiving with some second cousins i hardly know. not sure how that came about.. and they probably don't drink so its going to be an excruciating 3+ hours

yo soy el mejor · 11-28-2013, 03:46 AM

my family isn't half-bad, but i won't see them this thanksgiving either.

this year tim and i are making:
fried green tomatoes
stuffing
cornish hen
green been casserole
probably brussels sprouts w/ sliced garlic
fried oreos

noyen · 11-28-2013, 03:48 AM

this thread is already annoying because no one is whining yet.

noyen · 11-28-2013, 03:52 AM

a total failure.

I'm roasting a goose. the world around me will suck and I will carve poetry into my thighs with a razor blade while daddy snorts oxycontin off my battered mothers back. the neighbors will get napalmed with scorching gravy and I will listen to Wilson Phillips and cry myself into hysterics while listening to john Denver and maybe check out a beastiality film fest.

null123 · 11-28-2013, 03:53 AM

it's just you me and pavementtune here in shit town

yo soy el mejor · 11-28-2013, 03:54 AM

white people families just don't know how to relax and have a good time.

Trotskilicious · 11-28-2013, 03:55 AM

i was going to play games and smoke weed because i gave up on life

noyen · 11-28-2013, 03:56 AM

women's suffrage

null123 · 11-28-2013, 03:56 AM

i've already been living with my unstable alcoholic mom for 2 months so it's not like this is a new thing but generally i don't interact with her excessively since this house has multiple floors. plus holidays make people's emotions run high so it's probably gonna blow up. i just have to restrain myself and never mention her drinking and hopefully she won't try to drive us anywhere cause when we stop her shit will hit the fan

null123 · 11-28-2013, 03:57 AM

i'm gonna try to hang out with my dad at some point in december since he could keel over from MS any day I suppose

noyen · 11-28-2013, 03:59 AM

isn't anyone going to kill themselves? at least share a suicide playlist while the death baggie fills with air. isn't anyone going to spoonfeed armless children with cancer aids or con some kid into thinking you're Justin bieber for make a wish foundation or st least hold a doggie goth tribal belly dance framing workshop for disenfranchised youth and feed them tofurkey.

pavementtune · 11-28-2013, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charmbag

i've already been living with my unstable alcoholic mom for 2 months so it's not like this is a new thing but generally i don't interact with her excessively since this house has multiple floors. plus holidays make people's emotions run high so it's probably gonna blow up. i just have to restrain myself and never mention her drinking and hopefully she won't try to drive us anywhere cause when we stop her shit will hit the fan

Do you have this sort of "waiting for it to happen" feeling? Like you can't help thinking - any minute now?

null123 · 11-28-2013, 04:01 AM

we can make a bummer playlist in this thread

Trotskilicious · 11-28-2013, 04:02 AM

you know what's real bad and this wasn't always true, it's almost like i can't even enjoy stuff i used to be able to enjoy any more

oh lou, i am turning into one of those evil mothers that says everything is just dirt

yo soy el mejor · 11-28-2013, 04:03 AM

we'll never have it as bad as the native americans.

noyen · 11-28-2013, 04:04 AM

my dad relapsed on painkillers and its just like being around the most annoying junkie dumb fuck oblivious to the world around him and happy as fuck while everyone around is miserable and wants to put their heads in the oven.

bummer playlist xontribution:
Chelsea Wolfe - they'll clap when you're gone

noyen · 11-28-2013, 04:05 AM

notorious big - suicidal thoughts

null123 · 11-28-2013, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pavementtune

Do you have this sort of "waiting for it to happen" feeling? Like you can't help thinking - any minute now?

yes ugh. a lot of it is just making sure i don't snap

yo soy el mejor · 11-28-2013, 04:06 AM

noyen · 11-28-2013, 04:08 AM

Linda hitting me right in that spot

yo soy el mejor · 11-28-2013, 04:08 AM

Trotskilicious · 11-28-2013, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noyen

notorious big - suicidal thoughts

rap can only convey total obnoxiousness

noyen · 11-28-2013, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

rap can only convey total obnoxiousness

but that song is one of the best pity me songs. I'm sure slunken doesn't like it.

yo soy el mejor · 11-28-2013, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

rap can only convey total obnoxiousness

uh...

Trotskilicious · 11-28-2013, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noyen

but that song is one of the best pity me songs. I'm sure slunken doesn't like it.

no some guy said it on the other board

11-28-2013, 02:48 AM	#1
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,274	Annual not good family holiday situation thread It's that time to commiserate about your horrible family, or lackthereof. Who else can't have nice things this year? You alone? Broke? Your parents alcoholic? Your family is in a cult? Every holiday a guaranteed tragedy, fistfight or PTSD episode? What's good and bad on your holiday calendar

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11-28-2013, 02:53 AM	#2
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	all of the above

11-28-2013, 02:54 AM	#3
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	i have scotch though. dimple pinch. and i am listening to spotify.

11-28-2013, 02:55 AM	#4
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	listening to the future through spotify. oh and hbo and showtime are free this weekend.

11-28-2013, 02:58 AM	#5
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	"lets not tell each other our sad stories" - Zellwenger's shining moment in cinema history. JERRY MCGUIRE is maybe the best movie i've ever seen in my life.

11-28-2013, 03:24 AM	#6
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	my family is pretty normal. though tomorrow i have to go to some pissant texas town to spend thanksgiving with some second cousins i hardly know. not sure how that came about.. and they probably don't drink so its going to be an excruciating 3+ hours

11-28-2013, 03:46 AM	#7
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	my family isn't half-bad, but i won't see them this thanksgiving either. this year tim and i are making: fried green tomatoes stuffing cornish hen green been casserole probably brussels sprouts w/ sliced garlic fried oreos

11-28-2013, 03:48 AM	#8
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	this thread is already annoying because no one is whining yet.

11-28-2013, 03:52 AM	#9
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	a total failure. I'm roasting a goose. the world around me will suck and I will carve poetry into my thighs with a razor blade while daddy snorts oxycontin off my battered mothers back. the neighbors will get napalmed with scorching gravy and I will listen to Wilson Phillips and cry myself into hysterics while listening to john Denver and maybe check out a beastiality film fest.

11-28-2013, 03:53 AM	#10
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,274	it's just you me and pavementtune here in shit town

11-28-2013, 03:54 AM	#11
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	white people families just don't know how to relax and have a good time.

11-28-2013, 03:55 AM	#12
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i was going to play games and smoke weed because i gave up on life

11-28-2013, 03:56 AM	#13
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	women's suffrage

11-28-2013, 03:57 AM	#15
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,274	i'm gonna try to hang out with my dad at some point in december since he could keel over from MS any day I suppose

11-28-2013, 03:59 AM	#16
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	isn't anyone going to kill themselves? at least share a suicide playlist while the death baggie fills with air. isn't anyone going to spoonfeed armless children with cancer aids or con some kid into thinking you're Justin bieber for make a wish foundation or st least hold a doggie goth tribal belly dance framing workshop for disenfranchised youth and feed them tofurkey.

11-28-2013, 04:01 AM	#18
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,274	we can make a bummer playlist in this thread

11-28-2013, 04:02 AM	#19
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	you know what's real bad and this wasn't always true, it's almost like i can't even enjoy stuff i used to be able to enjoy any more oh lou, i am turning into one of those evil mothers that says everything is just dirt

11-28-2013, 04:03 AM	#20
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	we'll never have it as bad as the native americans.

11-28-2013, 04:04 AM	#21
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	my dad relapsed on painkillers and its just like being around the most annoying junkie dumb fuck oblivious to the world around him and happy as fuck while everyone around is miserable and wants to put their heads in the oven. bummer playlist xontribution: Chelsea Wolfe - they'll clap when you're gone

11-28-2013, 04:05 AM	#22
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	notorious big - suicidal thoughts

11-28-2013, 04:06 AM	#24
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693

11-28-2013, 04:08 AM	#25
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	Linda hitting me right in that spot